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16625443 No.16625443 [Reply] [Original]

What are some interesting and comically verbose ways of saying 'Damn that's crazy but I don't remember asking.'

>> No.16625459

Quite the pithy bit of appropriated negro wordsmithery ol' chap, but I'd rather you spoke like a human being in my presence.

>> No.16625471

>>16625443
If you want to express that sentiment I recommend instead simply killing yourself.

>> No.16625482

>>16625471
An abrasive interjection, anon, tho uninvited, for I hardly recall exhibiting any interest in your thoughts.

>> No.16625484

"lol"

>> No.16625513

>>16625443
Your thoughts come unto me as waves kissing the walls of children's sandcastles

>> No.16625529
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16625529

>Hello, I am frog poster. Pls halp me be funnae

>> No.16625548

>>16625443
A penny for your thoughts, a pound to keep them.

>> No.16625565

>>16625529
blobby-fly

>> No.16625574

Oh?

>> No.16625692

>>16625443
Indubitably good sir, what you say is quite extraordinary, though if I have in some way seemed to countenance such an observation, I assure you that my semblant affability betrays me.

>> No.16627502
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16627502

Lo! How doth tidings fall unbidden!

>> No.16627511

>>16625443

> interesting

>> No.16627539

>>16625443
cool story bro

>> No.16629155

>>16627539
now THAT'S GOOD

>> No.16630660

>>16625529
What a manic remark, albeit the fact remains not a single soul has ever demanded anything of its sort!

>> No.16630680

>>16625443

"Oh I'm sorry. You have mistaken my politeness for genuine interest."

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16630717

>Damn that's crazy but I don't remember asking.

>> No.16630741

>>16625443
Cool story, bro.

>> No.16630747

>>16630680
i like this one

>> No.16631616

>>16625513
I really liked this one.
Any authors that write like this?

>> No.16631859
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>> No.16631941

You are expressing thoughts to me that you expect me to consider interesting or exciting, and I could respond sarcastically in a way that would upset you with my false confirmation, and then add to my cruelty by reminding you that I hadn't expressed any interest in your thoughts on the first place, but I won't, because I am kind.