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There Is No Salvation Outside the Catholic Church Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:49:37 2020 No.16614181 [Reply] [Original]

The first chapter of the Book of Genesis is perhaps the most beautifully written chapter of any book in the history of the world. The initial verses of the Book of John are a close second.

In the beginning God created heaven, and earth
And the earth was void and empty, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the spirit of God moved over the water.
And God said: Be light made. And light was made.
And God saw the light that it was good; and he divided the light from the darkness.
And he called the light Day, and the darkness Night and there was evening and the morning one day.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Do you cry in Church? I often cry in Church. A manly cry, though. No one notices and my face remains still while my eyes water. That is called the Gift of Tears. I feel sorry for those who cannot feel God.

I just wish I had a wife to sit next to me. I dress very well for Church and I think we'd do well together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:51:09 2020 No.16614188 ill be your tradwife

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:54:27 2020 No.16614209 >>16614181 The same church that raged war for centuries and killed european women and native americans en masse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:55:51 2020 No.16614220 >There Is No Salvation Outside the Catholic Church Based on this title alone I just want to wish you a happy fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:56:47 2020 No.16614229 >>16614188 I attend mass at a certain church in downtown Baltimore. If you can find me, sit next to me and say, "I'll be your tradwife" and we can get married immediately. I have a lot of economic potential and will remain faithful through eternity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:56:54 2020 No.16614230 >>16614181 >church decides in 1960 actually nah the muslims can go to heaven maybe and by catholic church we just mean christians in general suprised you didn't know that but you are a larper so figures

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Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:58:10 2020 No.16614242
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>>16614181
Blessed thread, I've had a couple blushed faced tear jerkings in Church. A priest from a friendly parish came to give a lecture, and one of his stories discussed hospital chaplaincy and a priest called to comfort a family grieving with a stillborn. Needless to say that was one of a few times I have almost cried in Church. Also has anyone read Bernanos? I'm not Roman Catholic but I recently found that he was good friends with Junger, and I'm interested in his work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:02:03 2020 No.16614267 >>16614230 I don't attend that type of church.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:02:04 2020 No.16614268 >>16614229 is it ok if i have a penis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:04:01 2020 No.16614285 >>16614268 nice

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Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:07:27 2020 No.16614315

>>16614268
Unfortunately, it is not. I must have a wife, not a husband. I am in need of a wife.
>>16614242
Such stories - those that move us to tears - are indeed a blessing. I had to give a reading in church not long ago. My voice started to quiver at the end of the hearing -- very noticeably. And I thought I was going to cry. Very embarrassing for me but I literally couldn't help it. Keep in mind, I don't cry at all. Ever. Only two things make me cry: Classical music and Catholic Church.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:08:57 2020 No.16614321 >>16614267 Ah so you attend one of those fake "Catholic" churches got it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:12:53 2020 No.16614349 >>16614321 You don't know what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:18:36 2020 No.16614379 Friendly reminder Protestants are not Christian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:21:35 2020 No.16614393 >>16614267 like 99% of catholic churches accept vatican ii

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:22:39 2020 No.16614400 File: 178 KB, 1856x793, catholics owned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16614379 the opposite

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:24:14 2020 No.16614410 File: 16 KB, 420x665, catholics owned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:24:17 2020 No.16614412 >>16614393 The court will take judicial notice of that commonly known fact. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:26:11 2020 No.16614425 >>16614400 >>16614410 Admittedly, Protestants are a bit more engaged -- which is odd -- but that fact is the Catholicism is the truth, not Protestantism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:28:46 2020 No.16614442 >>16614400 >>16614410 Protestantism is, like, 400 years old lol

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Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:10:58 2020 No.16614619

>>16614230
It's a reformulation of the same principle: instead of "there is no salvation outside the Church" it is said "there is salvation inside the Church, and the rest are called to salvation according to in what regard they'll acknowledge this fact."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:52:40 2020 No.16614984 File: 99 KB, 964x810, St._Yves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16614181 >i-it's not what it looks like, god! >it's n-not idol worship, i swear!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:08:46 2020 No.16615031 >>16614181 genesis is jewish fairytale so is daniel and most of the old testament go pray to your dead people >>16614984 kek

>>	Jesus Tue Oct 20 02:54:34 2020 No.16615191 >>16614181 yeah, save yourself, faggot, you are so important. you and your mom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 03:02:06 2020 No.16615214 >>16614181 Fuck off you morons You think this is your designated shitting street?

>>	࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDYYIIins Tue Oct 20 04:05:30 2020 No.16615444 >>16614400 READING THE BIBLE DOES NOT MAKE SOMEONE A CHRISTIAN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 04:13:44 2020 No.16615456 >>16614181 > marian cults Yuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 04:16:40 2020 No.16615464 >>16614984 > I don't know what idol worship is, but I'll shitpost anyways When people e.g. visit John Lennon's grave it isn't idol worship. (But flying a homosexual flag in your church definitely is.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 04:36:56 2020 No.16615517 >>16614181 >falling for a jewish fan fiction yuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 04:53:34 2020 No.16615578 >>16614181 Vain repetitions in prayer and prayers to human made fallible saints?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 04:58:42 2020 No.16615589 >we’re the only right religion t. every religion ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:01:44 2020 No.16615600 >>16614181 I support pederasty. People must realize this is the only true path to salvation.

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Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:06:32 2020 No.16615614
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>>16614315
> I don't cry at all. Ever. Only two things make me cry: Classical music and Catholic Church
This is a weird bait thread, and the way this is written smells like something a lefty who considers themself a king of comedy would make a meme about

That being said, /lit/ is a Christian board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:08:03 2020 No.16615622 >>16615517 There were no Jews in 33 A.D., numbnuts. The Talmud wasn't written yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:09:29 2020 No.16615625 File: 53 KB, 667x534, 1550034008082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok mutt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:09:49 2020 No.16615626 >>16614267 If you're not a sedevacantist this is a massive cope and cognitive dissonance. If you're a sedevacantist, you've been pre-emptively refuted by Vatican I, so good job

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Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:29:59 2020 No.16615675

>>16614181
Asserting that nobody is possibly saved outside of the church asserts predestination. All of the souls who died without a possible chance of ever coming into contact with the church would have been predestined by God to be eternally tortured, following that logic

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Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:39:14 2020 No.16615695
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Petitioning the admins to make a religion and philosophy board so you faggots take your insufferable evangelising elsewhere.

Meanwhile, consider posting spewing this nonsense in /his/ or /x/, where your inane babble would be less out of place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:52:48 2020 No.16615741 >>16614410 Is this just among Hispanics?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 09:24:13 2020 No.16616507 The Roman church is a political construction with no basis in the Christian religion. Cope harder, OP.