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Hey untermensch. My name is Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, senseless, violent, compassionless, insensate, miniscule, drunks who spend every second of every day roping me into extremely uncomfortable philosophical conversations that only serve to demonstrate my superiority to you. Everything bad in the world is your fault. Have you ever ceased your studies because they had nothing to teach you and wouldn't help you save the ones you love anyway? I mean I guess it must be fun to just go through life without asking yourself to live out enormous, unsolvable, theological questions, but you all take it to a whole different level. This is almost as bad as purposefully burdening a horse to death.

But hey, come talk to me. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm incorruptible and willing to do whatever it takes to see my objectively held beliefs through towards a final conclusion. And I was published in the most fashionable literary journals. What literature have you ever produced other than 'menu and guest list to my dead husband's funeral?' I also don't work, sit around all day, and have a limping prostitute girlfriend who exists in dire poverty and who will die of consumption within a few short decades of her miserable adult life if I don't personally intervene. I just damned us both to salvation because her existence is irreconcilable with my worldview, shit was so cash

You are all pathetic faggots incapable of behaving how Napoleon did and you should kill yourselves. Thanks for reading my epilogue. Pic related: me.

>> No.16613074
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16613074

>>16613053
Hey Rodia, how is it goin' man? Your sis is kinda hot dude

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>>16613074
tfw no Dunechka gf

>> No.16613164

>>16613074
Don't go near her unless you're a good person reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.16613231

What a base-level interpretation of the character ("untermensch" should've been a dead giveaway).

8/10, baited me.

>> No.16613373

>>16613074
Everybody needs a Razumihin in their lives.

>> No.16613899

>>16613231
It's a joke...

My interpretation of Raskolnikov is perfect you pseudo-intellectual.

>> No.16613910

>>16613373
And nobody needs Raskolnikov's. Luckily the former, though rare enough, can be found in more abundance than the latter.