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16610136 No.16610136 [Reply] [Original]

>gf asks me to write about her
>i copypaste the opening from Lolita, replacing "Lolita" with her name

>> No.16610145

>>16610136
It's only patrician if she knows you're talking about her as a 12 yo

>> No.16610151

>>16610136
I did that on tinder for my opening line and it usually worked

>> No.16610297

>>16610136
Post it fag. I bet it doesn't work with her name, because your mouth would need to make the same movements as saying Lolita. I want to laugh at your ineptitude when you tried to adapt it to a different name.

>> No.16610780

Post it please

>> No.16611046

>>16610297
>her name?
>rosita, of course!

>> No.16611065

>>16611046
>Rosita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Ro-see-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Ro. See. Ta. She was Ro, plain Ro, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Rose in slacks. She was Rosie at school. She was Rosa on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Rosita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Rosita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea.

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16611112

>>16611065
>Ro-see-ta

>> No.16611195

>>16611065
See? I told you it would work. Now, lets check'em >>16611111

>> No.16611516

>>16611065
It doesn’t work at all dude

>> No.16611715

>>16611065
Maybe it works

>> No.16611731

>>16611065

Fucking kek

>> No.16612001

>>16610136
It's only patrician if she's 12 years old.

>> No.16612024

>>16611516
why?

>> No.16612170

>>16611065
It doesn't work you fucking mongoloid ESL shit. Your mouth doesn't make the same shapes, nor does your tongue tap your teeth at every single syllable. You're a charlatan and hack.

>> No.16612180

>>16612024
DOES YOU FUCKING TONGUE TAP YOUR GODDAMN TEETH WHEN YOU SAY RO? UNLESS YOU'RE A FUCKING ESL ASIAN BUG, IT SHOUDLN'T

>> No.16612203

>>16612024
Say Lolita so slowly three times. Now say Rosita slowly three times. Notice the difference in the way your tongue and mouth moves. Notice how your tongue doesn't fucking touch you teeth or the top of your mouth when you so "Ro" or "zee"?? If you didn't it's because you're an ESL fuckwit who has never read a goddamned book in their life and copies shitposts from Reddit to repost on 4chan.

>> No.16612242

>>16612024
Not only is the pronunciation very different but you completely loose the alliteration in L which makes this beginning so great and so sensual. It doesn’t matter if you girlfriend liked it bit know that this just reads awkwardly, the difference between greatness and mediocrity is thin. I’m ESL and my accent is probably worse than yours and I can still easily how this doesn’t work. Be more careful and more creative next time.

>> No.16612402

>>16610136
Should have copied something good instead.

>> No.16612432

>>16612170
>>16612180
SEETHING
>>16612203
>>16612242
I'm just fucking around, you silly Redditors. I was replying to a guy who mentioned Rosita. I'm not even OP. Couldn't give two shits about burgerkike pronounciations. It's not Lo-lee-dda btw. It's Lolita.

>> No.16612537

>>16612432
>It's not Lo-lee-dda
Oh my god can you seriously not understand that when you say "ta" your tongue hits the back of your top row of teeth? What kind of ESL mongrel are you?

>> No.16613105

>>16612170
>>16612180
>>16612203
>>16612242
Imagine being so virgin you seethe over a movement of a tongue.
Hoes don't care, you retard.

>> No.16613127

>>16613105
your mother cares very much about movement of my tongue faggot