/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16591196]

>mfw I tried to pick up a chubby manga reading qt at my city library and it backfired
I can't go there anymore bros. Any good online sites where I can download PDFs? I am not talking about those 100 year old open source ones.

[Anonymous No.16591206]

>it backfired
elaborate

[Anonymous No.16591208]

>>16591196
you should learn to read and write in a gook language. I have no idea why i just thought of the most ridiculous fucking thing anyone could be doing with their time outside of being a janny

[Anonymous No.16591216]

>>16591196
Go back and try again

[Anonymous No.16591219]

>>16591196
It's sad that the only way to get a question answered around here anymore is to post a wojak and make up inane stories.

To answer your question: b-ok.org

[Anonymous No.16591226]

>>16591196
You should have just buried your face in her armpits. It is easy to do when they move their arm up to take out or put back a book

[Anonymous No.16591231]

>>16591196
>I am not talking about those 100 year old open source ones.
>obviously didn't start with the greeks
>is a sperg with no confidence
Checks out

[Anonymous No.16591242]

We're going to need to full greentext before we can help you.

z-library is a start also you should crosspost this to /hentai or wherever

[Anonymous No.16591252]

you're not planning on actually reading something written in the past hundred years are you anon?

[Anonymous No.16591257]

>>16591196
z library

[Anonymous No.16591258]

>>16591196
>it backfired
Can we get a QRD?

[Anonymous No.16591264]

>>16591258
I accidentally raped and murdered her

[Anonymous No.16591287]

>>16591264
>accidentally raped
Gonna need another QRD

[Anonymous No.16591295]

>>16591196
i'm begging for a greentext
confess here anon, how bad did you fuck up to get banned from a library?

[Anonymous No.16591355]

>>16591287
Sexual emergency most likely.

[Anonymous No.16591362]

>>16591219
Oh man, that site looks great. I can even directly download. Thanks a lot my guy.
>>16591206
>>16591242
>>16591258
It's nothing too crazy.
>Be me, a 25 year old friendless KHHV
>Go to city library as always, go there at least once a week
>It has a manga corner ("Adolescent Spirit"), so an entire small room with manga and also several couches to sit there and read
>I visit it rather often, like manga
>Today I go there and there is a single girl sitting on the couch
>Glance a few times, she is a bit chubby but not double-chin tier, maybe a bit younger than me or around the same age, kinda cute
>She is all alone, so I think maybe she is also lonely like me (I don't know how I came to that conclusion, not everyone alone in the library is alone in his life as well)
>Reading Tokyo Ghoul: Re, I dropped it but read the prequel, great base for conversation I thought
>A good 5 minutes go by until I manage the courage and decided to go talk to her
>"If I don't do it now, I will regret it forever"
>Decide to be witty and start banter, because I read girls hate it when you just say "Hi" or "Hello", you have to stick our or whatever
>Go up to her and say "Tokyo Ghoul: Re, you like it?"
>She didn't hear me the first time, so she looks up and asks me to say it again
>At this point already I just want to leave ASAP, it's like going on stage and then tripping
>So I said "You like Tokyo Ghoul: Re?", she says yes
>I explain to her that I read the first one and think it is 10/10 but the sequel really sucks since it's a downgrade in pretty much every regard (that monologue went for a good minute I think)
>"Hey I dropped it at [volume X], does it get any better, like would you recommend it?"
>"Yes"
>Desperate to keep the conversation going, despite 0 conversation skills because always alone
>"What other manga do you like?"
>"Can't you just leave me alone, man!?"
>Jesus Christ, I was just shocked, just mumbled "Okay, sorry" and was about to leave
>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
>She packs her stuff and leaves in surprising speed
>I just stand there for a few seconds and then leave as well
And now I am scared to go back.

[Anonymous No.16591373]

>>16591362
>>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
Kek

[Anonymous No.16591375]

>>16591295
>notice chubby qt reading manga
>get idea
>go into manga section and grab my favorite one
>pull my dick out and jerk it a bit so it becomes stiff as a rod
>open the manga up and place my dick inbetween the pages
>close the book so it looks like I am carrying it at waist level
>walk over to qt
>tap her on the shoulder
>Excuse me, I noticed you are reading that manga. I think you would also enjoy this one. Let me show you my favorite passage
>then I exposed my dick to her
>she slammed the manga shut as hard as she could
>it was a hardback so it really hurt my dick
>but I was so aroused at the time this made me really excited
>I mean she technically touched my dick by proxy in closing the book
>a jolt of pleasure shoots through me and I shot a rope onto her face and glasses
>both her and I astonished
>I quickly zip up and run out as she starts screaming and calling me a rapist
heh it's not so bad bros. Police haven't showed up yet and it has been 3 days.

[Anonymous No.16591377]

>>16591362
you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16591378]

>>16591362
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
KEK who's going to make the paint version of this

[Anonymous No.16591388]

>>16591362
what a fucking chad. now you have to go back there daily to assert dominance and look at her smugly if you ever happen to see her again.
she's probably crytyping about "unsoliticed attention" on her twitter rn

[Anonymous No.16591389]

>>16591362
That's hilarious. Please go back.

[Anonymous No.16591390]

>>16591196
>chubby
>qt
No.

[Anonymous No.16591393]

>>16591362
Well OP, if this is real, then she is just a bitter person. Nothing wrong with talking to someone in public like that.

[Anonymous No.16591403]

>>16591390
Google Donkey Ponkey and watch a few videos. Now tell me if your dick is still limp.

[Anonymous No.16591418]

>>16591393
Well, in her defense I think if a complete stranger just approached me and started rambling when I just want my peace it would annoy me as well.

[Anonymous No.16591430]

>>16591362
>>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
based

[Anonymous No.16591435]

>>16591418
That's because you're a zoomer. People used to casually chat with strangers all the time. Now you're viewed as a potential rapist/murderer/kidnapper/criminal if you strike up a casual conversation with a stranger in public.

[Anonymous No.16591457]

>>16591435
I am 25, I don't think that doesn't count as zoomer anymore. But you are right. I just thought it's one of those "Now or never moments", so I scrambled the few pieces of courage I got and this is what I got. Maybe if I looked better or had better conversation skills it didn't go to shit. I mean in retrospective, I was shitting on a manga she apparently really likes, that's not really gonna get me sympathy. But enough about that, I just want to forget.

[Anonymous No.16591467]

>>16591435
Not in libraries

[Anonymous No.16591470]

>>16591435
true

[Anonymous No.16591469]

>>16591457
*I think that doesn't count as zoomer anymore
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.16591474]

>>16591362
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
my fucking sides, if dubs you have to go back and follow her home next time you see her

[Anonymous No.16591475]

>>16591418
I am a rambler enabler. if some random nut or goober says something to me Ill give a hearty response. They always say something back but then to my delight they continue talking to the sky or ground or whatever until they reach another solitary victim. 90% of the time this second landing of sorts will get 2-5 minutes of unrequested one sided dialogue. The other party may even be a group but they always try to ignore the jovial word splatter being spit in their face

[Anonymous No.16591477]

>>16591362
Go back, apologize, don't bother her again because she's a psycho. Also you really sperged out there, whew.

[Anonymous No.16591488]

>>16591362
>>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras

[Anonymous No.16591493]

>>16591362
you're a bit of a sperg but just go back to the library and read your books.

[Anonymous No.16591498]

>>16591362
you did nothing wrong
quickly apologize next time you see her to have a clear conscience but also remember, you’re better off without her (it’s a fact, not a cope)
you wouldn’t want to be in a relationship with someone like her, would you?

[Anonymous No.16591502]

>>16591362
>>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras

[Anonymous No.16591506]

>>16591375
lmao

[Anonymous No.16591512]

>>16591362
Not a bad conversation at all, anon. I knew a girl in college who all of my friends thought were attractive. My roommate and I didnt see it, but alas, a lot did. One of my close, close friends, a man I knew well who did very well with the ladies, and who I had seen ask out a number of girls politely asked her out. She said no. He moved on. She talked about how annoying it was for months. Literal fucking months. Just whined in every class I had with her. He never texted her, didn't pursue or push, just asked nicely and left.

I think some girls have bad experiences and are resentful of any attempts at romantic advancement... or conversation at all. Dont stress it, anon.

[Anonymous No.16591515]

>>16591498
Apologize for what? He was a bit autismo but thats no crime.

[Anonymous No.16591527]

>>16591515
maybe I’m paranoid but otherwise someone like her might tell the library staff about him if she sees him again

[Anonymous No.16591535]

>>16591527
actually, disregard this, I just remembered that short story of Chekhov’s where apologizing can just make things worse.

[Anonymous No.16591570]

>>16591467
Yes, in libraries.
>Oh you're reading that book! You'll love it! You should try reading this book.

[Anonymous No.16591579]

>>16591362
>>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras

[Anonymous No.16591594]

>>16591362
>KHHV
What is the second H for?

[Anonymous No.16591599]

>>16591512
Tbh I think thots just love drama and power plays. She was talking about it for months because she told him no and it made her feel special.

[Anonymous No.16591605]

>>16591594
Kissless
Handholdless
Hugless
Virgin

[Anonymous No.16591608]

>>16591594
homeless

[Anonymous No.16591626]

>>16591605
>Handholdless
Ah ok, I’ve not heard of that before. Do people really keep track of whether or not they’ve held a girl’s hand?

[Anonymous No.16591638]

>>16591626
I think it's supposed to symbolize absolutely 0 romance and intimacy in their lifes, where even the abscence of holding someones hand stings. Kinda sad.

[Anonymous No.16591640]

>>16591362
>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
Holy shit anon. Based.
Everything prior to that though you did nothing wrong and she was just being a cunt who couldn't tell you she didn't want to talk in a polite way, she's actually more autistic than you, but you validated her when you said there were no security cameras lmao
Just go back to the library dude. Who gives af about her

[Anonymous No.16591657]

>>16591362
Be more secure about yourself, if you didn't do anything wrong fuck that bitch keep doing what you like to do.

[Anonymous No.16591666]

>>16591196
Why would you try picking up a chubby woman first? Start with trying to pick up skinny women in sets of 4-5 and reps of 5-6, then work your way up to chubby women.

[Anonymous No.16591678]

>>16591666
/fitlit/ was a mistake

[Anonymous No.16591684]

>>16591666
should fat girls be easier than slim ones though?
>inb4 thicc is not fat!
i guarantee you, all those "thicc", "chubby" girls balloon up like crazy past 25.

[Anonymous No.16591687]

>>16591362
STOP FUCKING STARTING CONVERSATIONS WITH HUMANS OF CERTAIN SPECIFIC CHROMOSOME SET TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS YOU CHIMP
THIS ENTIRE SITUATION COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU FOLLOWED THIS MAXIM

[Anonymous No.16591804]

>>16591687
this but unironically
If you approached the conversation with the mindset of "hey a person who likes stupid jap cartoons like me" you'd have gone better than starting off thinking "oh jeez, a girl, fuck im a hugless kissless virgin, ah shit im going to talk to h e r , ah no so much pressure".

[Anonymous No.16591864]

>>16591666
Keked and checked Satan
>>16591684
Anon, it was a joke about lifting.

[Anonymous No.16591914]

>>16591362
She was a bit of a prude but you did it. Try to sound less rapey next time.

[Anonymous No.16591958]

she is a cunt, don't worry

[Anonymous No.16591964]

>>16591362
Doubt this is real but just in case, to be honest you did nothing wrong, yes you are a sperg, but she could easily have told you that she wasn't interested, she's the Tumblr type of cunt that thinks every man is a predator out to rape her, she doesn't even fathom how normal human interaction could exist, she's the female equivalent of a seething incel, also the thing about the room not having any camera was absolutely hilarious.

[Anonymous No.16591980]

>>16591362
>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras

[Anonymous No.16592025]

>>16591362
Jesus this is like a real life manifestation of that comic where the chad says something to anon and he later cries about it on the internet even though it was some totally innocuous comment. You guys know which one I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.16592122]

>>16591362
did she have booba?

[Anonymous No.16592130]

OP what country do you live in

[Anonymous No.16592224]

>>16592025
Kek, yes, I know the one, it's one of my favourites

[Anonymous No.16592327]

>>16591467
THIS IS LIBRARY

[Anonymous No.16592340]

>>16591362
Very based Anon good job. I'm certain she is petrified. You may now proudly use the title: Virgin Conquer Of The Manga Corner! Now known across the whole library as that creepy guy. No soul dares enter the manga corner as long as you occupy it.

[Anonymous No.16592393]

>>16591362
have you done anything that is legally actionable?
if not who cares?

[Anonymous No.16592630]

>>16591804
Her fault for being f*male then

[Anonymous No.16592658]

>>16591435
That's when there was a sense of cultural homogeneity and community. Nowadays I wouldn't want a stranger to talk to me as well.

[Anonymous No.16592724]

>>16591362
Being socially awkward is not a crime anon, the only one in the wrong was her.

[Anonymous No.16592771]

>>16591626
Wtf r u doing on 4chan

[Anonymous No.16592826]

OP you must absolutely go back now. If you see her either apologize or completely ignore her. Your call

What you should've done like >>16591804 said
>walk up, get her attention if she doesn't look up from your presence
>hey is that ""weeb shit""? Any good?
>gauge her response and answer but don't force conversation
>if she's a cunt just say thanks and walk away

No autism, no spaghetti, still enjoy the library

pic related is what OP really wanted to do

[Anonymous No.16593310]

>>16591362
i feel like you maybe missed part of the story there bruh

[Anonymous No.16593333]

>>16591362
>”omg dont rape me!”
You better go back. You literally did nothing wrong. Talking to a person isn’t a crime.

[Anonymous No.16593342]

>>16591362
I hope this is real lol, but you did nothing wrong, she was just kind of rude. You're alright, keep your head up champ

[Anonymous No.16593350]

>>16591362
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras

[Anonymous No.16593398]

>>16591362
unironically go back and when she's there continue reading tokyo ghoul

[Anonymous No.16593406]

>>16593398
Lmao this, then one day wink at her and say “thanks for the rec”

[Anonymous No.16593441]

>>16591196
>tried to pick up a chubby manga reading qt
Was she really that heavy?

[Anonymous No.16593452]

literally just smell bad to force people away from you. the most alpha move.

[Anonymous No.16593457]

>>16591362
Based but how ugly/creepy are you for some fat chick to have such an aversion to you. I’m a borderline mutant but I’ve never gotten such a cold shoulder before

[Anonymous No.16593460]

>>16591362
You did literally nothing wrong my friend. Many people find it irritating to be interrupted by a stranger when they're out in public
But NO ONE normal views it as dangerous and scary.
In future don't approach manga reading women because they're all psychotic.

[Anonymous No.16593489]

>>16593460
>they’re all psychotic
There’s more to it than that. Body language is important too. He was probably standing over her which she perceived as threatening. Women are like dogs, you gotta get down on their level

[Anonymous No.16593520]

>>16591362
Don't approach women you don't know.
You need friends before you can get in a relationship, but when you get friends you will naturally meet a girl through them.
She's definetly the crazy one in this situation though, unless you're hiding part of the story.

[Anonymous No.16593579]

>>16593520
imagine having to manipulate girls and social conditions to get external validation for your ego.

[Anonymous No.16593686]

>>16593489
>Women are like dogs, you gotta get down on their level
Never go down on their level f*males are degenerate sluts.

[Anonymous No.16593696]

>>16593520
>Don't approach women you don't know.
Why? They're very weak and can't move quickly

[Anonymous No.16593722]

>>16593686
I was joking I mean you have to talk down to them

[Anonymous No.16593734]

>>16592025
yeah buddy, i got a /lit/erized version but the original had a negro instead

[Anonymous No.16593738]

>>16591362
>>Decide to be witty and start banter, because I read girls hate it when you just say "Hi" or "Hello", you have to stick our or whatever
>>Go up to her and say "Tokyo Ghoul: Re, you like it?"
how is that witty

[Anonymous No.16593746]

>>16593342
this

[Anonymous No.16593771]

>>16591362
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras

[Anonymous No.16593932]

>>16591430
>>16591640
>>16591430
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.16594033]

>>16591362
The post that saved /lit/.

[Anonymous No.16594081]

>>16591362
>>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
>>She packs her stuff and leaves in surprising speed
fucking KEK
you tried anon, that's better than 90% of the autists here.

[Anonymous No.16594100]

>>16593333
Chekd

[Anonymous No.16594186]

>>16591362
The only thing you did wrong was that one minute monologue, you should just skip to follow up question. I dont think she was interested and she sounds like whore anyway but remember it for next time

[Anonymous No.16594244]

>>16591362
>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
Fucking Chad

[Anonymous No.16594577]

>>16593734
fuck what is the official name of this template; I need a blank one

[Anonymous No.16594873]

>>16591418
Saying you will falsely accuse the person/abusing your position as the victim [in the eyes of liberal society] is not a adequate reaction to someone starting a chat, in fact, it is the sign of a sociopath.
The shortest way to end an unwanted conversation (if you are actually a non-attention seeking faggot) is to say something along the lines of "I would prefer to be left alone".
The girl in OP kept replying to the autist, this is indicative of someone who WANTS to keep a conversation going.

[Anonymous No.16594887]

>>16594873
That girl is a fat lump.

[Anonymous No.16594906]

>>16591362
>Says if I harrass her again she will show the security footage to the authorities
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras

[Anonymous No.16595134]

>>16591362
the best story I've read in weeks

[Anonymous No.16595456]

>>16595134
No kidding, I feel like i’m a part of history now

[Anonymous No.16595695]

>>16591362
Something about the manga corner not having cameras cracks me up. Good job.

[Anonymous No.16595769]

>>16591362
It seems we are going to read the "Molester Man" part II anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.16595808]

>>16591362
You were more brave than half of people here, women are retarded, don't stress too much

[Anonymous No.16595819]

>>16594906
Did you get this from a /sci/ thread?

[Anonymous No.16595821]

>>16591362
>>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
How is it so perfect

[Anonymous No.16596022]

>>16591362
It wasnt that bad man. She was a cunt

[Anonymous No.16596217]

>>16595819
nope

[Anonymous No.16597465]

>>16591362
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
And you didn't rape her? Jesus Christ, anon, you're an embarrassment to me. Shall it happen again, go home and neck yourself immediately.

[Anonymous No.16598804]

>>16591362
You're retarded, but here's some advice before this thread archives:

If a girl answers you with one-liners more than once, it's time to fuck off because she's not interested.

[Anonymous No.16598873]

>>16591599
I think it'd be easy to psychoanalyze like that, but the truth is that we'll never know

[Anonymous No.16598904]

>>16598804
My ex-bitch (4 years relationship) used to play hard to get, respond with one-liners and actively look away and when I stopped caring about her she did everything to catch my attention and we eventually got together because she wanted it. Women are weird like that.

[Anonymous No.16598923]

>>16591362
in all honesty, it's not that bad. this is what rejection feels like. these cold opens don't always work, but sometimes they do.
the off the cuff response is funny tho

[Anonymous No.16598984]

>>16591362
Sounds like you tried to start a normal conversation and she was rude, you literally did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.16599141]

>>16591362
>>She is all alone, so I think maybe she is also lonely like me

[Anonymous No.16599279]

>>16591362
you sound like a chad

[Anonymous No.16599639]

>>16595821
>misinterprets her concern
>implies he can do whatever he wants
>knows the camera layout of the shop

[Anonymous No.16600607]

>>16591362
Don't know why so many people are amazed about this. You saw that she was reading a manga and tried talking to her about it and then she freaked out and accused you of harassment. You literally didn't do anything wrong.
When I was a student I would read books in the university library all the time and occasionally someone might approach and ask about what I was reading. I always engaged with them and I never saw anything weird about it. Don't let this roastie get you down.

[Anonymous No.16600619]

>>16591362
>Tell her the manga corner doesn't have security cameras
Fucking based. Just own it you pussy. Manga corner is yours now.