You are now the protagonist of the last story you read. How fucked are you? I am extremely fucked. [spoiler] In both senses [/spoiler]

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Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:00:43 2011 No.1659083 [Reply] [Original]

You are now the protagonist of the last story you read. How fucked are you?

I am extremely fucked.

In both senses

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:03:43 2011 No.1659088 File: 107 KB, 393x504, Thomas_Paine_by_Matthew_Pratt,_1785-95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It has to be fiction? ....I cant remember the last time I read fiction

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:04:43 2011 No.1659089 i am now a gifted twelve year old responsible for genocide

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:04:43 2011 No.1659090 Last story I read completely? I think that was finishing Ring; however if you mean a book currently in progress I'm reading Crime and Punishment so I guess I'm screwed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:06:43 2011 No.1659095 File: 26 KB, 309x475, shirleyjackson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needless to say, I was more bored than worried.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:06:43 2011 No.1659096 >>1659088 Anything with a main character. It can be nonfiction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:07:43 2011 No.1659100 File: 24 KB, 210x320, under-the-volcano-lowry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At least I'm good and drunk but I'm going to die

>>	Ziggy Stardust !LrtpfUHOC. Sat Mar 26 23:07:43 2011 No.1659103 I'm a human detective with a robot detective exploring Aurora. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:11:43 2011 No.1659111 i'm brownbear

The Doctor !!pqbHhzOmC0p Sat Mar 26 23:12:43 2011 No.1659118

Jesus Christ I'm pretty fucked up.

Changes by Jim Butcher (The Dresden Files).

Apartment burnt down, office demolished, back broken, makes a deal with the devil, car destroyed, lost all possessions, finds out he has a daughter he can never see, has to slit his loves throat to save his daughter, last page of the book has him shot with a high powered rifle and killed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:14:43 2011 No.1659126 >>1659103 Asimov?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:14:43 2011 No.1659128 File: 2.97 MB, 3648x2736, Thomas-paine-cottage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1659096 Than I am Thomas Paine, and I lived a good eventful life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:14:43 2011 No.1659129 File: 156 KB, 398x604, 20060503125350_avril_fanny_hill_08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fanny Hill. I'm fucked in every sense of the word... I'm a man, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:17:43 2011 No.1659134 im a WWII "hero" who got sent home cus I got shot on the penis and now it cannot function, and my wife laughs at me and has sex with other men. Hinkemann by Ernst Toller

>>	nancy pelosi invented crack !!sLz+fwCdMOg Sat Mar 26 23:18:43 2011 No.1659136 tropic of cancer; so fucked

>>	Battle Royale Future Boy !68wEUQP276 Sat Mar 26 23:19:43 2011 No.1659138 I'm suddenly an Asian kid trying to survive a last man standing tournament on a deserted island, with some badass motherfucker as my body guard.... not that fucked actually.

>>	Ziggy Stardust !LrtpfUHOC. Sat Mar 26 23:20:43 2011 No.1659141 >>1659126 yes, the robots of dawn

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:21:43 2011 No.1659144 im a crazy dude that believes was kidnapped by aliens. also, my father threw me in a pool when i was a kid so i could 'learn like a man'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:25:43 2011 No.1659149 I'm reading Into the Wild so..........pretty fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:25:43 2011 No.1659150 File: 36 KB, 287x432, yxIHqEDfmvU0O04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I'm Rieux? I'm okay with this.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:29:43 2011 No.1659155 im thomas de quincey, and addicted to opium....neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:30:43 2011 No.1659157 >>1659150 DOCTOR YOU ARE TAKING MY MOMMY TO THE HOSPITAL? IS SHE GONNA BE ALRIGHT?

>>	OUTRAGEOUS Sat Mar 26 23:32:43 2011 No.1659161 My Year in Meats (don't give me that look, it's for a class and it isn't that bad) Well, I get fucked pleasantly often... but my uterus is mangled... but I'm a badass half caucasian half japanese living in nyc. I'm cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:33:43 2011 No.1659164 Jurassic Park Do I know anything ahead of time? Or am I just suddenly Grant? Because if I'm Grant, I'm fucked. Book Grant is a fucking badass and I am more like movie Tim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:34:43 2011 No.1659166 I'm Edmond Dantes from The Count of Monte Cristo? Rich, influential over others, powerful and ready to fuck up some select people's serious shit? Oh yeah. I'm ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 26 23:37:43 2011 No.1659177 >>1659144 BILLY PILGRIM GTFO N GO TO FUCKIN TRALFAMADORE TO FUCK UR HOT 20 SOMTHING BITCH

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:39:43 2011 No.1659463 I am Conan the Cimmerian and I am traveling with a beautiful maiden through a desert. We'll reach an oasis in a day. I'm going to see if she has the hots for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:41:43 2011 No.1659465 File: 196 KB, 264x417, kafka-on-the-shore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I either can't read, fucked my mom, or both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 02:45:43 2011 No.1659469 Well, I would be one of the protagonists in a story on literotica... cough

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:02:43 2011 No.1659517 The last book I read was The History of Henry Esmond. Considering how many battle scenes there are in it, I'd probably be fucked, yes. Although, if I had his training and talent, I might be okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:03:43 2011 No.1659520 Hamlet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:05:43 2011 No.1659525 Who's the protagonist in House of Leaves? I think I'm one of those people? If I'd done my readings today for class I could've been Sun Wukong, talk about missed opportunities.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:18:43 2011 No.1659545 im bob dylan

>>	noko Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:24:43 2011 No.1659554 I'd be Mona Chang from the novel "Mona in the Promised land" (adolescent Chinese-American girl)...so I would not be fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:25:43 2011 No.1659556 File: 14 KB, 300x246, HughLaurie-BertieWooster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could be a lot worse. The Twenties were awesome if you were one of the idle rich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:25:43 2011 No.1659558 Apparently my penis no longer works correctly since the war

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:27:43 2011 No.1659560 File: 1.05 MB, 400x267, 1301082044926.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1659554 >adolescent chinese girl >would not be fucked >do ho ho >implied human trafficking

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:28:43 2011 No.1659562 >>1659083 Fuck yeah, I'm the Templar Grand Master leading a crusade to the holy land. Ima fuck those Saracens up! (I think, I'm not that good with history...)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:29:43 2011 No.1659564 I'm reading The Art of War by Sun Tzu. I am not fucked. Everyone else is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:39:43 2011 No.1659577 Just a slightly depressed fifty year old coming to terms with childhood trauma.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:43:43 2011 No.1659582

War and Peace... I'm not sure who the protagonist is, exactly, so I'm in varying stages of fucked.

How about Brothers Karamazov, that's the one I read before that. I am very well off. At the end of the book I'm eating pancakes with some kids after going to this other kids funeral... so, yeah. Fucking pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:45:43 2011 No.1659588 I'm Emma Bovary. I'm dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 03:54:43 2011 No.1659599 Hell's a pretty messed up place, but I think I'm alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:02:43 2011 No.1659606 File: 8 KB, 222x227, 1288687705096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm a small town new zealand lesbian. who knew.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:05:43 2011 No.1659612 File: 28 KB, 400x309, Thunderball.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:29:43 2011 No.1659652 File: 203 KB, 1250x696, vincenzo-camuccini-death-of-caesar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm Julius Caesar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:36:43 2011 No.1659661 File: 41 KB, 457x681, Wind-up_Bird_Chronicle[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welp, I'm in for a ride.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 04:38:43 2011 No.1659665 File: 20 KB, 265x400, I-Am-a-Strange-Loop-9780465030798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a pretentious retard who sucks the collective teat of actual scientists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:08:43 2011 No.1659687 err I am stuck 1 billion years in the past on Hawksbill Station and have just volunteered to be the one that stays behind when everybody gets to go home. Bad start to a Sunday man

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:11:43 2011 No.1659688 >The Bell Jar Well guys, it's been nice living and all, but I think I hear an oven hollering for me. Also, I seem to have sprouted a vagina where my penis once resided. Strange.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:15:43 2011 No.1659691 >>1659688 And when I am eventually fucked for the first time in my life, toward the end of the book, I bleed uncontrollably and have to see a doctor before I die...even though I keep devising ways to try and kill myself. Females, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 05:19:43 2011 No.1659692 File: 273 KB, 912x1320, sir-gawain-and-the-green-knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well damn. See, I would've fucked the Green Knight's wife. No fuckin' questing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:15:43 2011 No.1659853 Only 7 more years in Siberia!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:23:43 2011 No.1659861 Tender is the Night not too bad.. got some crazy Nicole and Rosemary pussy, at least

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:26:43 2011 No.1659863 >>1659088 >....I cant remember the last time I read fiction Enjoy your limited intellectual capacity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:26:43 2011 No.1659864 I drowned myself in alcohol, ruining my life and ending up dead. FUCKING AWESOME

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:29:43 2011 No.1659866 I am Anne Frank.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:30:43 2011 No.1659867 >>1659866 supg?

>>	Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR Sun Mar 27 09:30:43 2011 No.1659868 File: 87 KB, 500x367, cool starry bra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So i'm either the guy from Notes from the Underground, or the guy from The Double? fucked because i'm either an aspie or insane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:33:43 2011 No.1659870 File: 56 KB, 451x700, the_rum_diary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not sure how fucked I am yet. I'm near the end.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 09:35:43 2011 No.1659871

Margaret Atwood "Alias Grace"

Grace Marks
-A women
-Imprisioned
-Grace Marks was an Upper Canadian maid who was convicted in 1843 of murder in the death of her employer Thomas Kinnear, and was suspected of murdering his housekeeper, Nancy Montgomery.
-Insane

Yeh i'm pretty much fucked

>>	P_rh_l__n !TlcCSWhzP. Sun Mar 27 09:49:43 2011 No.1659876 >Lolita I am now either a pedo or a bitchy little girl. Some fucking is to be had.

>>	else !L6xabslN96 Sun Mar 27 09:59:43 2011 No.1659881 File: 29 KB, 309x475, 329432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1659083 i guess i can live with this..except i'm dead ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:07:43 2011 No.1659884 yay, i'm a little girl. thank god i read alice in wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:17:43 2011 No.1659891 >Naked Lunch High on heroine. Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:20:43 2011 No.1659895 File: 103 KB, 510x841, Savage-Season.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] iamokaywiththis.jpg Not very fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:24:43 2011 No.1659902 File: 64 KB, 434x545, hamlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...damn

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:26:43 2011 No.1659907 >>1659902 lol you're screwed

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:27:43 2011 No.1659908 >>1659525 Either Navidson or Truant. I'd say be Navidson. You'll get a bittersweet ending that way. >>1659652 If you're talking Shakespeare, you're Brutus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:28:43 2011 No.1659909 Ghosts by Paul Auster. My fate is ambiguous.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 10:41:43 2011 No.1659925
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So, I guess I'm really fucked. Like, something super bad's going to happen to me at some point. But I don't find out what yet for probably another 5 years. I'll come back and explain in full detail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:29:43 2011 No.1659976 >>1659089 ender's game?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 11:41:43 2011 No.1659989 >>1659652 the protagonist is brutus, ya dingus

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:00:43 2011 No.1660004 Last book I read was the Foundation series. I don't think there's a protagonist for the whole thing. Maybe Hari Seldon?

>>	Sÿllable's Canticle !.M17dCV/UE Sun Mar 27 12:20:43 2011 No.1660041 Damnit, I am constantly fucked in a future earth where organlegging is legal and I am a target. I also explode. Unwind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 12:57:43 2011 No.1660121 i'm motherfucking jean valjean, can't complain at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:04:43 2011 No.1660132 Poor Lenny...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:12:43 2011 No.1660150 Pale fire or "The shunned house" by lovecraft.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:12:43 2011 No.1660151 I'm pretty much the same person as I am now, only 100 years ago and going to be miserable until I die, when I'll go to heaven.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:13:43 2011 No.1660153 File: 66 KB, 535x438, cthulhu1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The Call of Cthulhu But for the universe, it was Tuesday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:13:43 2011 No.1660155 >>1660151 If non-fiction counts then I'm either a language or a story about resurrection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:16:43 2011 No.1660161 >The Stranger Like I care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:17:43 2011 No.1660165 Hey OP, I have just bought that book. Still have to read it, got like 28 books at once from Amazon. ^^

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:24:43 2011 No.1660174 I'm fucking Arthur Dent. The biggest joke in all of the galaxy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:28:43 2011 No.1660182 File: 28 KB, 345x300, 001229f2_medium..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Awwww hell yeah motha fucka.

>>	None !WvWWh.l.CE Sun Mar 27 13:29:43 2011 No.1660185 >>1660161 i hope your apathy isnt meant to be a reference to the character.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:31:43 2011 No.1660191 Baudolino. everythingwentbetterthaniexpected.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:39:43 2011 No.1660209 File: 18 KB, 560x420, 01TheHuntForRedOctober[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 13:46:43 2011 No.1660225 I've been transported back to 1943 and an Italian whore is out to kill me with a knife. >betterthanexpected.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:00:43 2011 No.1660248 File: 34 KB, 400x430, The-Wise-Mans-Fear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have become awesome... Actually, I'm an innkeeper who used to be awesome. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:03:43 2011 No.1660253 File: 52 KB, 307x475, 376561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] feelssolipsist,man.jpg

>>	Milo !dzQqdEpS8Q Sun Mar 27 14:41:43 2011 No.1660351 I would be Marlowe, a steam ship captain making his way into the madness that is the heart of Congo and the cruelty of man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:53:43 2011 No.1660384 File: 8 KB, 147x220, books.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 14:55:43 2011 No.1660388 File: 96 KB, 496x634, Patrick_Bateman Christian Bale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am Patrick Bateman. I'm fucked. I'm also fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:03:43 2011 No.1660405 Last book I read was Winter Notes on Summer Impressions by Dostoevsky. This means I'm an epileptic author struggling to live. Ohshi-

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:04:43 2011 No.1660411 Franny from Franny and Zooey. Enlightenment by the end of the book. Get to be a genius. Interesting family. Feelsgoodman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:15:43 2011 No.1660443 File: 75 KB, 315x484, Ultramarines-Omnibus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmm. Not really looking forward to having a second heart sewn into my chest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:23:43 2011 No.1660467 >>1660388 You're also poorly written and boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:26:43 2011 No.1660478 Hari Seldon! The greatest psychohistorian of all time (as predicted by him)!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:32:43 2011 No.1660504 File: 28 KB, 312x500, KafkaMetamorphosis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aww fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:38:43 2011 No.1660523 One of the characters from The Poisonwood Bible. Uh oh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:42:43 2011 No.1660533 I am now firing a flaregun at a Lovecraftian horror.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 15:46:43 2011 No.1660541 File: 4 KB, 136x200, AmberSpyglassCover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm Lyra. Or i guess maybe Will but Lyra is really the protagonist. I can deal with that. I'm gonna say NOT FUCKED

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:25:43 2011 No.1660625 i am a gifted teenage tennis player with a knack for general academics and linguistics. i have a problem expressing myself. i am also about a dozen other people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:30:43 2011 No.1660631 File: 157 KB, 917x612, leto2nd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] well I'm a worm

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:38:43 2011 No.1660652 The Game-Players of Titan Beyond the fact that I am now a man, nothing much has changed. And taking everything into account, I'd much rather be Pete Garden than myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 16:47:43 2011 No.1660677 Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire at the moment... Well, if I'm an emporer I'm pretty much screwed. 17/27 of the first Roman Emporers were assasinated, mostly by the army, or sometimes their brother/father-in-law.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:16:43 2011 No.1660769 File: 172 KB, 300x514, atlas_shrugged_book_cover_300x514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is John Galt? I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:19:43 2011 No.1660774 File: 32 KB, 450x450, the-unincorporated-war-hardcover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Floating naked in the dead of space around Neptune fucked...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:20:43 2011 No.1660780 I am now Coriolanus. Come at me, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:22:43 2011 No.1660784 I'm Charlie Gordon from Flowers for Algernon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:25:43 2011 No.1660799 I read The Odyssey. Meh, at least I'll be a better man, stouter and more somethingsomething to behold, by the end of it.

>>	Behemoth !!Twl3DmqEY/B Sun Mar 27 17:28:43 2011 No.1660808 File: 63 KB, 240x371, dispossessed2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not sure how fucked...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:30:43 2011 No.1660815 File: 66 KB, 372x551, Titan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1659083 Fucked at first, ends up as God's left hand. I can deal with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 17:58:43 2011 No.1660886 File: 7 KB, 189x251, 1294693571548s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hal incandenza

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:00:43 2011 No.1660893 >>1660815 Fucking A, first time I've ever met someone's who's red this series besides myself. Giant snake, zombies, giant Marilyn Monroe, King Kong, alien gods--fuck it has everything, even low-G elephants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 18:58:43 2011 No.1661040 Finnegans Wake, so I guess I'm H.C.E. Not that fucked to be honest.

>>	warnsbargTheRetailFag !!zklBGYZv989 Sun Mar 27 19:01:43 2011 No.1661054 >>1659925 >>1660248 No matter what I do, It'll end in tears. It knows exactly how I'd react...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:04:43 2011 No.1661059 Yay! I'm death!

None !phi.HcTbyc Sun Mar 27 19:05:43 2011 No.1661062
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>A Doll House
>newly liberated and self-aware woman, must now find out who I really am and what the world really is like

I'm ok with this.

>>	Awkward Moment !!h9orCabgkfk Sun Mar 27 19:05:43 2011 No.1661064 File: 38 KB, 262x400, Doctor Who Classics Omnibus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:07:43 2011 No.1661074 File: 36 KB, 313x475, librabry_HegemonyOrSurvival.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm now a poor country, the US imperialists will invade.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:07:43 2011 No.1661075 I am fucked beyond belief. But then again who is the protagonist of this thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:08:43 2011 No.1661079 File: 15 KB, 200x328, a-feast-for-crows-george-r-r-martin-paperback-cover-art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1661075 Oops, forgot image.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:13:43 2011 No.1661086
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Well, fuck. The Road.

>>1660808
>>1660769
You two are fucking awesome...but also fucked.

>>1660443
Fuck yeah! Even if Ventris is something of a Gary Stu, but whatthefuckever.

>>1660248
You poor, poor bastard. Not Galt--you for having had to sit through that 57 page speech. Objectivism, herp derp! If you want some more excruciatingly detailed Objectivist theorizing, you could indulge in the Sword of Truth for some rampant fanboi Ayn Rand-wanking on Goodkind's part. Really though...don't.

>>1659925
Gooood stuff. You make Einstein look like a silly, hidebound shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:30:43 2011 No.1661124 File: 18 KB, 309x500, imokaywiththis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imokaywiththis.mkv

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:31:43 2011 No.1661128 I am a nazi, scatophile, in love with my twin sister, homosex, etc. No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:32:43 2011 No.1661133 Dante's Inferno. Not sure how I feel about this, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:35:43 2011 No.1661136 Fuck yeah, Sherlock Holmes! Thank you Sir Arthur Conan Doyle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:40:43 2011 No.1661144 File: 5 KB, 123x158, rincewind.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rincewind.

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:45:43 2011 No.1661152

>>1660121

How's it feel to be a virgin your whole life, unappreciated by the many you've saved, chased across the land by a douchecunt lawman, living in a shitty hole, and nearly abandoned by the girl you've dedicated your life to for some young punk with a silver spoon in his mouth?

HUH!? HOW DOES IT FEEL, JEAN MOTHER FUCKING VALJEAN!?

feels good, man

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:54:43 2011 No.1661168 (wish I was kidding) Fanny Hill

Anonymous Sun Mar 27 19:59:43 2011 No.1661172
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I'm a librarian in Borges's Library of Babel?

I guess I'm doomed to lead a life of reading fucked up books that don't make any sense. And then eventually get cast out into oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:07:43 2011 No.1661178 File: 191 KB, 392x492, Jean-Paul Derp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am now Roquentin Little has changed

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:11:43 2011 No.1661186 I am Richard Feynman YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:16:43 2011 No.1661192 Pip in Great Expectations, first thing I'll do is continue the clocks in Miss Havisham's mansion, that will show the bitch some good...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:17:43 2011 No.1661193 I AM D-503

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:27:43 2011 No.1661213 I fell in love with a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:29:43 2011 No.1661222 >>1661193 I am Spartacus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:37:43 2011 No.1661243 I am a knight errant

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 20:43:43 2011 No.1661260 File: 31 KB, 240x272, bigbook.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1659665 I'm glad someone finally said it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 21:37:43 2011 No.1661403 I am Logen Ninefingers the most feared man in the North.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:52:43 2011 No.1661599 File: 138 KB, 716x1116, Arthur_Jermyn_2_by_Frohickey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a "white ape" who burned himself alive. Shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 22:59:43 2011 No.1661609 File: 11 KB, 251x194, 7b4edbd84f0c4d4dada2153[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >immortal >feelsgoodman.jpg

>>	Shady Pete !OucTw2eAHQ Sun Mar 27 23:07:43 2011 No.1661623 File: 9 KB, 100x100, sheens_vision.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im pretty set, got bitches and dah money

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:08:43 2011 No.1661625 File: 16 KB, 300x300, 51f7BUAhEjL._SL500_AA300_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck

>>	God Waitings !!nOIAlmFxka+ Sun Mar 27 23:10:43 2011 No.1661632 File: 30 KB, 316x473, Timequake(Vonnegut).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am 1996 Kurt Vonnegut. I guess I'm only kind of fucked because I die in 11 years, but then again I'm awesome

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:10:43 2011 No.1661633 Billy Harrow from Kraken by China Mieville. I live and nothign awful happens to me. Well I sorta live. I guess I died when I dematerialized star trek style, but then I was rematerialized so it's all okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:12:43 2011 No.1661638 File: 338 KB, 410x618, gauntlgrym.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah, I'm going to get my ass kicked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:13:43 2011 No.1661640 >>1661638 is this any good. i don't know why i keep reading his shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:15:43 2011 No.1661644 File: 19 KB, 357x500, 77999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:16:43 2011 No.1661649 File: 40 KB, 316x525, one tree cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm so fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:18:43 2011 No.1661652 >>1661640 It's enoyable, but let's not pretend it's art anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:42:43 2011 No.1661696 File: 69 KB, 237x400, WarlordofM_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Kick major ass >Be declared the biggest badass in a planet's history >Kill lots of shit >Fuck Dejah Thoris YEAAAAH!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 27 23:51:43 2011 No.1661715 i think im about to get an abortion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 06:52:43 2011 No.1662284 File: 12 KB, 253x400, 9780099541394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm Christopher Marlowe. Could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:13:43 2011 No.1662297 I'm sad because my beloved is in love with a wormhole :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:30:43 2011 No.1662303 >The End of the Whole Mess by Stephen King God dammit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 07:34:43 2011 No.1662306

I'm the only friend of a potentially unstable and definitely childish self aware AI in control of everything keeping my country alive.

...On the plus side, I'm ridiculously competent, rather well off, and have a whole bunch of cool robot arms to replace my lost left arm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:34:43 2011 No.1662323 Imperial Bedrooms by Ellis I will be having a lot of manipulative sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:36:43 2011 No.1662325 >>1662297 Aren't we all in love with some warmhole or other?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:40:43 2011 No.1662327 >>1662325 Oops, sorry. Read you wrong. Nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:55:43 2011 No.1662334 File: 24 KB, 525x481, thumbs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am God. /coolface captcha: esnede occasion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 08:58:43 2011 No.1662335 >>1662334 you don't exist, lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:02:43 2011 No.1662337 Fuck, I don't want to be Luszjin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:04:43 2011 No.1662338 File: 27 KB, 480x480, really.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1662335

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:20:43 2011 No.1662345 File: 7 KB, 250x350, pol-pot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1662338

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:40:43 2011 No.1662353 You know what, I might just stay with Calypso...fuck Penelope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:53:43 2011 No.1662361 I'm a heroin addict, I live in a slummy apartment, my best friend is trying to kill someone, and I have PTSD. Meditations In Green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:53:43 2011 No.1662362 Humbert Humbert Meh, could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 09:55:43 2011 No.1662364 File: 13 KB, 116x120, p1275tn_Yellow-Green_Diamond.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that maze that is a single line is sure a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:42:43 2011 No.1662967 >>1662364 Borges had no characters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 16:49:43 2011 No.1662987 >>1660504 >>1660631 FIGHT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:02:43 2011 No.1663013 Since I just finished that particular Parallel Life, I'm a Roman consul who just got killed by Hannibal Barca's minions. (Guess who I am and I will be your bitch).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:16:43 2011 No.1663030 My wife cheated on me with my best friend, who then fled the country. So I waited in my mansion for him to return, so that I might ask him a couple of things. Tonight he returns, 41 years later. In other words, >foreveralone.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:30:43 2011 No.1663047 File: 16 KB, 240x274, 4fred16m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol I'm Frederick Douglass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:52:43 2011 No.1663077 File: 81 KB, 288x475, p1252419157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol, I'm kind of annoying but I get to go on a fun adventure with some pretty neat folks. >Dante

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:53:43 2011 No.1663079 During the war, I had 2 girlfriends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 17:58:43 2011 No.1663089 Im Mr. Darcy? OH SHIT NIGGA. brb fucking that fine ass biiiiiatch that is miss elizabeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:03:43 2011 No.1663100 >>1663089 Mr Darcy isn't the protagonist...

Anonymous Mon Mar 28 18:14:43 2011 No.1663124

>>1663100
lol

i can't tell whether this represents traces of the mentality where little boys won't read books about girls that linger even into adulthood, even when you actually do read books with female protagonists, or if homeboy was just reading some "pride and prejudice and pornstars" urban outfitters fanfic that's all about mr. darcy balling s@sha gr3y

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:14:43 2011 No.1663265 File: 35 KB, 311x475, vathek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lawdy...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:17:43 2011 No.1663268 File: 95 KB, 590x775, 1249580158582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bumping for potential.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:25:43 2011 No.1663285 Dante's Inferno? Could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:30:43 2011 No.1663296 I just read The Bell Jar. God damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 19:40:43 2011 No.1663319 I am a 6'7" Indian man who hallucinates and killed the christ figure of the novel. Fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:21:43 2011 No.1663407 File: 29 KB, 327x500, brave_new_world.large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm assuming John/The Savage is the protagonist. I'm fucked because I commit suicide after realizing I'm forever alone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 20:44:43 2011 No.1663472 >>1660541 Whether you're Lyra or Will.. foreveralone.flac

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:06:43 2011 No.1663894 File: 72 KB, 605x607, 1276282728589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bampuuu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:10:43 2011 No.1663905 I just read Kafka's Metamorphosis. Fuck you, OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:13:43 2011 No.1663916 File: 17 KB, 187x269, hitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a little boring, but at least witty. I turn out alright, so that's cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:14:43 2011 No.1663917 File: 186 KB, 504x336, Data_Images_Godot9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess I'll just wait right here..and if he doesn't come, I'll hang myself tomorrow. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:22:43 2011 No.1663927 File: 205 KB, 450x600, SnowCrash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm really more badass than I am fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:36:43 2011 No.1663946 I just read A' Rebours. Feels decadent man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:41:43 2011 No.1663951 File: 314 KB, 323x500, 400000000000000099880_s4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BACK IN THE USSR. YOU KNOW, JUST BREAKING NECKS AND BUSTING NUTS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:48:43 2011 No.1663959 File: 26 KB, 303x500, nausea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm fucked, but I'm okay with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:51:43 2011 No.1663961 File: 53 KB, 640x849, superman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am Zarathustra and deny the meaning of fuck. I am the meaning of the earth. Let your will say it; the overman shall be the meaning of the earth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:51:43 2011 No.1663962 File: 27 KB, 475x475, diamonds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucked on a regular basis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:53:43 2011 No.1663967 File: 17 KB, 527x434, 1277657979191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1663962

>>	BAZINGA Mon Mar 28 23:54:43 2011 No.1663968 I'm Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 28 23:55:43 2011 No.1663969 >>1663968 Completely fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:10:43 2011 No.1663994 >>1659089 I am an older version of you. :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:34:43 2011 No.1664034 File: 34 KB, 170x279, count of monte cristo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm about to get some sweet, sweet revenge. Although, getting fucked over did suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:36:43 2011 No.1664037 I'm Arturo Bandini! Fuck yeah, just finished Ask the Dust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:38:43 2011 No.1664038 i'm so fucking high

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:54:43 2011 No.1664058 Um. I think I'm a Chinese woman learning English in Britain and falling in love with a gay dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:56:43 2011 No.1664062 File: 33 KB, 350x596, dragonlyofchicoutimi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am culturally downtrodden, though optimistic. Sad and frustrated, but not agonizingly so.

>>	Frankenstein Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:57:43 2011 No.1664065 Extremely fucked. And it's my own fault.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 00:59:43 2011 No.1664067 >Lolita Thank you God.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:01:43 2011 No.1664068 patrick bateman yeah

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:02:43 2011 No.1664072 I've never wanted to die in a plane crash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:12:43 2011 No.1664084 >>1659665 This. A thousand times this. >>1660174 True. On the other hand, I had a crush on you in 5th grade and these days you're Martin Freeman, so...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:14:43 2011 No.1664086 I am now Billy Pilgrim, and I have become unstuck in time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:14:43 2011 No.1664087 >>1664084 How did you have a crush on Arthur Dent? He's the most milquetoast dude in the galaxy

>>	tfm Tue Mar 29 01:21:43 2011 No.1664092 just finished reading my autobiography FEELING QUITE LIKE MYSELF, HEH HEH HEH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:22:43 2011 No.1664093 Wuthering Heights I don't exist

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:28:43 2011 No.1664104 I managed to betray damn near every city, civilization and culture because my homeland tried to execute me and come out ahead to offer a good life for wife and kids when they would of achieved anyway? Acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:33:43 2011 No.1664116 I'm Leto II. Words cannot describe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:36:43 2011 No.1664120 I'm Benno von Archimboldi. WWII vet, excellent swimmer, recluse, peeping tom, possible Nobel Prize contender and general international man of mystery. Excellent.

>>	tfm Tue Mar 29 01:40:43 2011 No.1664128 >>1664120 how's the weather in mexico?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 01:43:43 2011 No.1664131 >>1664128 too hot for my prussian ass

>>	tfm Tue Mar 29 01:44:43 2011 No.1664133 well get me the fuck out of this jail, its boring but at least im making friends. mexicans love their cellphones

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 29 02:02:43 2011 No.1664165 >Against the day Very. Mainly because I don't know who the fuck I am.

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