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Holy shit brothers it’s happening. What do I say? The honest answer is Kafka’s Der Prozess or perhaps Chesterton’s The Man Who Was Thursday

>> No.16573018

Factotum by Bukowski

>> No.16573019

tell her harry potter

>> No.16573023

>>16573014
just say the truth

>> No.16573025

>>16573014
Say you don't really have a favorite and that there are a ton that you like. That way you dont turn her off by saying that your favorite book is something weird or pretentious, and it makes it look like you're really widely read. Dont fuck this up, anon!

>> No.16573027

Read for knowledge, not pussy.

>> No.16573038

>>16573014
I'd be honest with her. But you're on a dating app, being fast is key. Respond now!

>> No.16573039

>>16573014
Doesnt matter you'll fuck it up anyway

>> No.16573041

>>16573014
Post photos of this semen demon

>> No.16573044

>>16573014
>The honest answer is Kafka’s Der Prozess or perhaps Chesterton’s The Man Who Was Thursday
OP I'm literally reading both of these for the first time right now

>> No.16573047

>>16573025
The girl wants specifics OP, give her an interesting conversation to prove that you actually read not a lie.

>> No.16573050

Say my diary desu
Alos checkem

>> No.16573060

There is no "its so sexy that you read" its "you're so sexy and you read", also the correct answer for this situation is The Alchemist or Great Gatsby if you want to push it

>> No.16573061

just be honest? there's no reason not to. even if what you're reading currently is garbage, it's not the only book you've ever read. why would you even make something like this up?

>> No.16573071

all these anons saying "just be honest bro" have clearly never talked to another woman besides their own mother

>> No.16573079

>>16573014
Just go with Chesterton you idiot

>> No.16573080

>>16573014
I don’t understand how anyone can stomach this kind of behavior

>> No.16573100
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16573100

Her bio says she’s “bisexual/lesbian” if that interests anyone

>>16573041
Nope but let’s just say she’s a veritable Dark Goddess archetype

>> No.16573116

>>16573100
She wants to fuck you. Don't blow it. She craves the BWC

>> No.16573126

>>16573100
Whatever you do now will define the rest of your life anon. No pressure.

>> No.16573149

>>16573100
She's a he, don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.16573152

>>16573149
Good God I hope so, for OP’s sake

>> No.16573158

>>16573060
this anon knows

>> No.16573161

>>16573100
lol I've met Danez Smith. He went to high school with my cousin

>> No.16573162
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16573162

>>16573100
she wants to get COLONIZED

>> No.16573171

>>16573100
Does this mean every conversation one could ever has is insincere? It just boils down to either a potential fuck, so you have to flaunt your big cock, or an enemy or rival, so you must show off your power. God, help me. I can even imagine her vocal fry raping its way into my brain and giving me tinnitus

>> No.16573172

>>16573014
>reading is sexy
be careful anon, she's stupid

>> No.16573174

>>16573100
You should fucking kill her, and then you can call her dead. She wants the detailed experience of being black and queer.

>> No.16573175

>>16573025
How to never define yourself and attract noone

>> No.16573206

>>16573162
Nigger

>> No.16573234
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16573234

Turns out the memes are true and she’s surprisingly based

>> No.16573244

>>16573234
Post one photo of her, you pussy

>> No.16573245

>>16573234
>black history books
dropped

>> No.16573249

>>16573234
Oh my God its like sooo hard to find poetry these days like. Amirite?

>> No.16573265

>>16573234
She seems very into being black.

>> No.16573275

>>16573234
>poetry is rare for me
>why
>coz' contemporary poetry bad
>then read poetry from another period
>?????????????????????

>> No.16573278

>>16573234
>>16573265
She is absolutely begging to get colonized, OP you’d better not fuck this up. It’s the White Man’s Burden to satisfy these beautiful brown bitches

>> No.16573282

>>16573234
she gone ride the bwc is all I'm seeing here

>> No.16573296

>>16573265
The ones who identify strongly with their blackness are the ones who most desire to get COLONIZED by a giant white cock. Their interest in "black literature" is how they cope with their guilt.

She'll probably call you master in bed.

>> No.16573344

>>16573171
Kurt Cobain framed it well:
"Here we are now, entertain us"

It seems to me that every single meeting is about trying to flaunt your money/skills/knowledge to someone.
It is sad, really, but you can't really run from it. You can diminish and try to keep a more grunded conversation, but it is hard to do and not sound pretentious or that you are trying to belittle the other

>> No.16573349

>>16573149
a woman with a secret gift
this is a plus in some people's book

>> No.16573380

>>16573100
I died reading this but if she’s ebony I don’t blame you

>> No.16573499

Talk about the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayam. Black bitches love that Persian shit, plus the author sounds like he's from the hood. It's also genuinely good poetry. You can send her the Dorothy Ashby (a black female harpist) adaptation of one of his poems for street cred.
>t. the whitest VP of the Black Student Union in the most liberal hellhole ever

>> No.16573542

>>16573499
what are you even doing here

>> No.16573586

>>16573014
Tell her your favorite book is the Bible.