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>Anon... Chad beat me again. Can I stay here until he's cooled down?
Write down what happens next

>> No.16561132

I tie her up take her back to Chad and we both rape her

>> No.16561136

>>16561132
close the door and keep reading artemis fowl

>> No.16561138

>>16561132
That’s kind of gay

>> No.16561139

Call her retarded

>> No.16561153

>>16561128
Chad would never beat a woman like that. Maybe a spanking though

>> No.16561159

>>16561128
Take this opportunity to show off my knowledge of Irish early post-modern comedy and why Yellow Magic Orchestra BTFOs Kraftwerk. Failing that, get hideously drunk and make her take care of me (a frequent joy in life)

>> No.16561177

>>16561128
First you have to eat these eggs.

>> No.16561188
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16561188

Do I look like some "basedboy" to you? Get off my porch ya dumb cunt! You don't even hav' any tits! You're a boy! A battered boy! Fuck off, will you?

>> No.16561194

>>16561128
i beat her again myself and then drag her by the hair over to chad's, where he beats her again with the strength of five men
i sleep soundly that night knowing justice has been served

>> No.16561202

>>16561188
Batty boy is a battered boy! Aha! Battered batty boy!

>> No.16561204

>>16561188
Based and norfpilled

>> No.16561228
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>>16561128
Why am I such a faggot? I would literally not be able to resist comforting her, even while fully knowing that she'd go back to chad the next day to get bashed and fucked again

>> No.16561237

>>16561228
Because you're a good man. What she does is her own problem.

>> No.16561250

>>16561228
Try to actively condition yourself to dark triad traits.

>> No.16561255

>>16561228
same desu

>> No.16561261

>>16561188
> 'ate chads
> 'ate virgins
> 'ate muzzies (not racist just don't like 'em)
> luv footie (go on Norf FC lads)
> luv tits
> luv sosig rolls

simple as.

>> No.16561266

>>16561228
It isn't your life-task to solve her problems. You're just living earnestly in the moment and the moment calls for you to comfort someone who has been battered.

>> No.16561268

>>16561261
Luv me noivs too m8

>> No.16561271

>>16561228
I'd give her shelter just as I'd give a man shelter if he asks. There's no need to compute what's the most optimised Chad output.

>> No.16561283

>>16561132
>we both rape her
he rapes us both*

>> No.16561286

>>16561202
Norfs wouldn't use slang like batty boy.

>> No.16561293

>>16561228
reject humanity, reject molarity, embrace monke

>> No.16561300

>>16561188
He cute

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>>16561271
>Where's my girl bro?
what do