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imagine being a utilitarian, and living your life as if it were an autistic math problem

>> No.16559680

it is an autistic math problem, deal with it. utilitarians are retarded for plenty of other reasons though.

>> No.16559695

Life is just math, even the great anti-mathematical Heidegger eventually conceded philosophy was a joke made obsolete by cybernetics and that philosophers should retire to write poems instead. Soon we'll all be augmented enough to solve felicific calculus problems in our heads and we'll all be better off for it, by a rigorously quantifiable degree.

>> No.16559729

their idea of happiness is born out of a total lack of it in their lives

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-Rothschilds bow to him
-In contact with Ancient Anglos
-Possesses psychostition-like abilities
-Kantians fear his synthetic a posteriority
-Hegelians argue that the Auto-icon is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics
-Marxists claim he still extracts surplus knowledge from the universities while acting as a mere greeter
-Counsels england and france with utility and reform
-Owns universities & libraries globally
-Forced Brexit as the utility of a higher union
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Bentham will be be the first city)
-99% of DNA editing research is synthetic of the Auto-icon
-First designer babies are reportedly Bentham babies
-Said to have 215+ IQ, Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 have genetically replicated their own Auto-icon
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Benthambots inside you right now
-Google algos bow to the Auto-icon.
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves to the Auto-icon. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bentham
-Schopenhauer's will lives on in Bentham's slippers.
-Accelerationists are trying to catch up to the Auto0icon.
-Anti-natalists only live on in waiting for him
-PUAs are cucked by him
-Bogdanoffs inject the cadaver dust of Bentham
-Computronium is the substrate of his Panopticon gaze
-Kurzweil's father prays to him
-Peterson's 12 rules are a sacrifice to him
-Orpheus still looks back because of him
-Sisyphus is happy, as his rock is freed by him
-The Auto-icon is about 19 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, the Auto-icon is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know the ultimate utility yet. We hope his Panopticon gaze does not destroy us before we sees what he sees.

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