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This is God. Say something nice about it.

>> No.16549829

That’s a boob.

>> No.16549837

>>16549826
It's the eye of Bart Simpson.

>> No.16549925

>Say something nice about it.

nice try, positive theologian

>> No.16549987

>>16549826
looks like boob lol

>> No.16549989

>>16549826
What could I say about it that isn't nice? Wouldn't I be lying if I said anything else?

>> No.16550008

>>16549829
needs a good lickin'

>> No.16550071

>>16549826
Let me be re-united with you, you infinitely divine, infinitely uncorrupt and infinitely pure.

>> No.16550110

Hello God
Thank you for existence
You look very lovely
I like the dot in your centre
It really suits you
Just keep doing what you're doing
We're fine on earth
We don't need you
WE DON'T WANT YOU
FUCK YOU
THIS IS WHAT YOU CREATED!?
ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB
Please look out for me
I will still love you
When everyone else has gone away
I will still be here
Thank you
Over and out,
Your faithful servant

>> No.16550130

that's a white label dub techno 12"

>> No.16550162

>>16549826
Nice tit

>> No.16550256

>>16549837
>Simpsons did it first
Fuck

>> No.16550271

That's more than one.

>> No.16550289

>>16549826
OH GOD I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIIIIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>> No.16551337
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16551337

>>16549829
What cup size are these?

>> No.16551375

>>16549826
>arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

>> No.16551391

>>16551375
Sounds kinda based to me ngl

>> No.16551405

It's black, like Beethoven and Jesus.

>> No.16551905

>>16549826
Why have you forsaken us?

>> No.16551930

>>16549826
You're just an eyeball?

I guess that makes sense.

>> No.16551973

>>16549826
Dude that’s Hydrogen

>> No.16551978

>>16551375
Find a flaw.

>> No.16551991

Hi, The One. You are everything, and yet you are also nothing. I think that's pretty enigmatic and cool. It's like you're there just cause some kind of delirium in me that somehow makes everything make sense by not making sense. I'm hoping that we can make something cool out of you one day.

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16552246

>>16549826
you forgot the line

>> No.16552256

>>16549826
I love you God but it feels so empty and sparse here, it’s kind of sad God

>> No.16552264

>>16552246
Now it’s a vagina .
Anon, just—

>> No.16552456

>>16552264
>vagina
then its the devil

>> No.16552466

>>16549829
>>16552264
well it's clear what's on your mind

>> No.16553126

>>16549837
>watching tv

>> No.16553133

>>16552466
troons only think of SEX

>> No.16553139

>>16551375
if butterfly was awake (s)he'd give an epic upvote

>> No.16553150

>>16549925
this

>> No.16553189

>>16549826
He's much smaller in person

>> No.16553359

Do nothing evil, neither in the presence of others, nor privately;

But above all things respect yourself.

Concerning all the calamities that men suffer by divine fortune,

Support your lot with patience, it is what it may be, and never complain at it.

But endeavour what you can to remedy it.

And consider that fate does not send the greatest portion of these misfortunes to good men.

Learn all you ought to know, and by that means you will lead a very pleasant life.

In no way neglect the health of your body;

But give it drink and food in due measure, and also the exercise of which it needs.

You will likewise know, that men draw upon themselves their own misfortunes voluntarily, and of their own free choice.

Unhappy they are! They neither see nor understand that their good is near them.
Few know how to deliver themselves out of their misfortunes.

Such is the fate that blinds humankind, and takes away his senses.

But take courage; the race of humans is divine.

Sacred nature reveals to them the most hidden mysteries.

If she impart to you her secrets, you will easily perform all the things which I have ordained thee.

And by the healing of your soul, you wilt deliver it from all evils, from all afflictions.

Make a just distinction of them, and examine all things well.

Leave yourself always to be guided and directed by the understanding that comes from above, and that ought to hold the reins.

And when, after having deprived yourself of your mortal body, you arrived at the most pure Aether,

You shall be a God, immortal, incorruptible, and Death shall have no more dominion over you.

>> No.16554291

>>16553359
>You shall be a God
Nice try, Satan