PROVE YOU’RE NOT A PSEUD

[Anonymous No.16541228]

Time to settle this, /lit/. You have 45 seconds to prove you’re not an anti-intellectual culturelet. Post a list of the following:
> five novels that inspire you
> five philosophical works
> five composers you enjoy
> five paintings or works of art
> five works of cinema
GO!
>inb4 literature is the only valid artform
culturelet filtered

[Anonymous No.16541232]

>>16541228
I want Scarlett Johansson to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.16541233]

>>16541228
I am a pseud

[Anonymous No.16541252]

>>16541228
It's going to take longer than 45 seconds

[Anonymous No.16541263]

>>16541252
Take your time, pseud boy

>>16541233
Valid response

[Anonymous No.16541281]

>>16541263
I'm struggling with the inspired by novels section.

[Anonymous No.16541285]

i'll try without google.
> five novels that inspire you
memoirs of a madman, nothing else.
> five philosophical works
beyond good and evil, the gay science, the birth of tragedy, on the genealogy of morals, my twisted world.
> five composers you enjoy
petrokov, bach, satie, that's it.
> five paintings or works of art
rythm 0.
> five works of cinema
joker, monthy python's flying circus and the holy grail.
bing bong.
45 secs.

[Anonymous No.16541295]

>>16541228
No poetry. Brainlet.

[Anonymous No.16541296]

>>16541228
The very idea of this fucking thread anon proves you're a pesudo. I went to...a top 3 ivy in humanities and did quite well. I cannot do this--esp in 45 seconds-- as I have zero artistic talent. Of course, I can name a few major artists or works like..IDK, Holbein's Madonna, whatever but the entire idea of this, you're a state college sophomore.

[Anonymous No.16541300]

>>16541228
Here's one, thoug there
s no way of testing it to prove you're not cheating. I can do it, I doubt anyone here can. Recite/put down 10 of your favorite poems , all by different poets, and over 20 lines that you have committed to memory....

[Anonymous No.16541302]

>>16541285
I think repeatIng authors in the same category is suspect.

[Anonymous No.16541306]

>>16541302
i don't read philosophy. only nietzsche as a teen.

[Anonymous No.16541307]

>>16541228
Novels:
>ulysses
>songs of maldoror
>against nature
>gargantua
>divine comedy
Philosophical work
>hans jonas verantwortung prinzip
>gravity and grace
>confessions
>essais
>pensées
Composers
>bach
>haydn
>mozart
>couperin
>reich
Paintings
>velasquez’ crucifixion
>bruegel’s hunters in the snow
>caravage’s beheading of st-john
>bosch’s nef des fous
>carpaccio’s st-augustine
Cinema
>the sacrifice
>pickpocket
>cries and whispers
>murnau’s faust
>the rule of the game

[Anonymous No.16541317]

>>16541307
you'd have to type 10.3333... symbols per sec, to write that in 45 seconds.

[Anonymous No.16541321]

>>16541307
You pass. Non-pseud confirmed

>>16541228
OP here, i tried and couldn’t do this in 45 secs. Time limit removed, but you mustn’t use google. Go

[Anonymous No.16541338]

>>16541307
pseud.
>>16541321
also pseud.

[Anonymous No.16541345]

Favorite poem, a quick analysis of it, why you like it. Me...the Wasteland by T.S. Eliot. How can you not love it? Yes, he has a giant ego and takes one of the greatest works of literature in the first line-- "The Canterbury Tales--" He takes on and inverts it. "April is the cruelest month..." From April is the Sweetest month...long to go on pilgrimages, etc.."
As it goes on, the second stanza takes on "The Rape of the Lock," and the husband "I Think we are in rats' alley/Where the dead men, lost their bones."
I could go on for hors about "The Wasetland" just by itself. I think someone could devote their life to it and never fully really "get it." The genius of Ezra Pound to be able to edit it and hammer it out into a comprehensible form.

[Anonymous No.16541356]

>>16541307
self-obsessed pseud used more than 45 secs just to let everyone know how much of a pseud he is. this has to be a troll.

[Anonymous No.16541359]

>>16541228
>five novels that inspire you
I don't read novels
>five philosophical works
I don't read philosophy
>five composers you enjoy
I don't listen to music
>five paintings or works of art
El Greco, fuck everyone else
>five works of cinema
Haha

[Anonymous No.16541364]

>>16541232
i want to smell her feet

[Anonymous No.16541369]

just make rateyourmusic and goodreads if u want to spend your time doing this dumb shit

[Anonymous No.16541371]

>Wagner's corpus

[Anonymous No.16541379]

>>16541371
fuck you retard

[Anonymous No.16541383]

>>16541359
culturelet

[Frater Asemlen !XS8vrClKs2 No.16541386]

Gonna use this as a recommendation thread, give me recs based on the pieces.

>novels
Seraphita
The Golden ass
King of elfland’s daughter
Paradise Lost
Meister Whilhem

>philosophical works

Hegel’s science of Logic
Husserl’s Cartesian meditations
The tantraloka of Abhinavagupta
The object theory of Alexis meinong
Jacob boehme’s mysterium magnum

>composers
Wagner
Schoenberg
Scriabin
Bach
Schubert

Jupiter and semele - gustav moreau
Salome Dancing before Herod - gustav moreau
Yog Sothoth - John coultart
Study after Velázquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X - Francis bacon
The magic circle - John William Waterhouse

>cinema
The holy mountain
The house that jack built
The passion of the Christ
The name of the rose
Tie between eraserhead and Orpheus

Here’s a list of favorite writers, poets, Visual artists and philosophers/mystics

poets: Swinburne, verlaine, Poe, Baudelaire, blake, li-he, al-hallaj, angelus, Hopkin, Robert herrick, Horace, cynewolf, Shakespeare, Chaucer, John Keats, Lu-Yu

Writers: Dunsany, huysman, Balzac, ligotti, Thomas brown, Blackwood, Borges, Dante, kafka, Milton, Goethe, Machen, Robert Burton, Johannes Valentinus Andreae, Alessandro di Cagliostro, Basil Valentine

Mystical philosophers: husserl, hegel, meinong, agrippa, boehme, John Dee, Kenneth grant, Iamblichus, Bertiaux, Abhinavagupta, deleuze, gikatila, Linji, abulafia, merleu-ponty, Ge-Hong.

List of favorite visual-artists

Gustav Moreau
Zbigniew M. Biela
Albrecht Dürer
Francisco Goya
Odilon Redon
Rodolphe Bresdin
Austin osman spare
zdzisław beksiński
carlos schwabe
Denis forkas
mariusz lewandowski
Albín Brunovský
Salvatore Dali
John coultart
Francis bacon
Sidney sime
Harry Clarke
William Holman Hunt
John William Waterhouse
Michael Angelo
William Blake
Leonardo da Vinci
Aubrey Beardsley
Max Ernst
Jean Delville

[Anonymous No.16541396]

>>16541386
>>45 seconds
>1816 symbols
oh god, i fucking hate tripfags.

[Anonymous No.16541404]

>>16541386
I recommend that you commit suicide

[Anonymous No.16541405]

>>16541228
>Novels
Don Quixote
Brothers Karamazov
San Mnuel Bueno Mártir
Confessions of a mask
One hundred years of solitude
>Philosophy
Plato´s dialogues
The Enneads
Tao Te Ching
Fear and trembling
Ethics demonstrated in geometrical order
>Composers
Tárrega
Chopin
Debussy
Tchaikovsky
Beethoven
>Art
Christ crucified by Velázquez
The Night Watch
The birth of Adam
Stormy sea at night by Aivazovsky
Picasso's Guernica
>Film
Psycho
12 angry men
Novecento
Un chien andalou
Les invasions barbares

I though of these quite quickly but took more than 45 seconds to write obviously.

[Anonymous No.16541406]

>>16541386
>Meister Whilhem
you couldn't have fucked that up more, could you?

[Anonymous No.16541421]

>>16541228

> novels
Spring Snow
Runaway Horses
To the Lighthouse
Our Lady of the Flowers
Autobiography of Red
> philosoph
The Gay Science
Being and Nothingness
Zeno, works
Heraclitus, works
Kristeva, Powers of Horror
> composers
Rameau
Tavener
Mahler
Schubert
Gandrille
> art
Louise Bourgeois, Maman
Goya, Saturn devouring his children
David, Rest on the flight into Egypt
Susan Rothenberg, Galisteo Creek
decKooning, Reclining Figure
> films
The Silence
Late Spring
Woman in the Dunes
Veronika Voss
Last Year at Marienbad


No google used
Time: about 3 mins

[Anonymous No.16541422]

>>16541228
>five novels that inspire you
I haven't really read anything that's inspired me, not yet at least

> five philosophical works
dont read philosophy

> five composers you enjoy
Williams and Khachaturian, that's it

> five paintings or works of art
any of the Sappho paintings by John William Godward, also anything by Frank Frazetta

> five works of cinema
The Social Network, Jackie Brown, Alien, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and There Will Be Blood

[Frater Asemlen !XS8vrClKs2 No.16541428]

>>16541406

Eh, my mistake for messing up the title but you know fully well which book I’m speaking of.

[Anonymous No.16541430]

>>16541422
gigapseud, at least you dgaf

[Anonymous No.16541435]

OP:
45 seconds.

noone:

PsEuDs:
lemme use some more thanks!!!11!!!1!

[Anonymous No.16541462]

>>16541228
Nothing to prove, but it's useful to make the effort of thinking about what really inspired you.

>five novels
Diary of a Country Priest
Sentimental Education
Moby Dick
The Future Eve
Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy
(also I realized there are several more novels that inspire me and that I can still remember fondly, thanks for that OP)

>five philosophical works
Critique of Pure Reason
Genealogy of Morals
Heraclitus' Fragments (not even really a work, but Heraclitus is fascinating)
Pascal's Pensées
Brentano's Discourse on Correct Judgement

>five composers
Bach, Mozart, Beethoven obviously (pick any of those three, they're very obvious and I want some room left for more specific things)
Brahms
Rachmaninoff
Corelli
Webern

>five paintings
Rubens' Portrait of his daughter
Grunwald's Crucifixion
Any Dührer, say the portrait of his mother
Any Giotto, say the Pieta
Greco's portrait of that ominous Spanish friar whose name I forget
turns out I really like portraits

>five works of cinema
La Maman et la Putain
The Night of the Hunter
L'Enfant Sauvage
Suspiria
Le Roi et l'Oiseau

All the above are things I'd rewatch/reread with pleasure.

[Anonymous No.16541476]

>>16541422
>TWBB
my man

[Anonymous No.16541477]

>>16541462
Also before someone asks, yes, I mean Giotto's Pieta (a painting in a chapel) not Michelangelo's Pieta (a scuplture)

[Anonymous No.16541487]

>prove you're not a pseud and name drop some impressive titles!
oh the irony

[Anonymous No.16541521]

>>16541462
>Kant and Nietzsche
>Pascal and Nietzsche
>motherfucking Kant and Brentano in the same top 5
I take it it's a "makes you think" list rather than going for a coherent viewpoint.

[Anonymous No.16541561]

>>16541521
It's definitely not a top 5 list, although all those listed are dear to me. And it's not about coherence either, I'm just trying to include favorites from all strands.
Also I have read very little philosophy, with Habermas, Rousseau, Voltaire (if they even count) and Descartes that lists contain all of the philosophers I've read.

By you shouldn't underestimate the proximity between Pascal and Nietsche. Nietzsche was certainly an intellectual heir to Pascal, and he knew it. A lot of the Pensées are already very Nietzschean despite Pascal's Christian faith.

Kant alright, no contest he's not compatible with Nietzsche.

[Anonymous No.16541643]

>>16541228
Day of the locust, at swim-two-birds, flaubert's parrot, old school, dq
>symposium, spinoza ethics, kant judgement, santayana skeps & animal faith, sloterdijk cynical reason
telemann, js bach, cpe bach, bellini, wagner
>(-ers) j van eyck, bruegel, constable, delacroix, Sargent
lady from Shanghai, Sullivan's travels, 42nd street, melancholia, virgin suicides

[Anonymous No.16541671]

>>16541643
*substitute whistler for bruegel, please

[Anonymous No.16541717]

>>16541228
> five novels that inspire you
GR

> five philosophical works
republic book 1
phil investigations
caring
beyond good and evil
thousand plats
> five composers you enjoy
handel, chaikov, beef, list, depussy
> five paintings or works of art
that one heiro bosch where they pull the flower out his head
the academy
some bullshit van goth thing

> five works of cinema
raging bull
pick at random from charlie chaplin
space oddity by david kubrick
nymphomaniac
whiplash

[Anonymous No.16541741]

>>16541228
>TOp FiVe Lists!!!
>t. OP

[Anonymous No.16541800]

>>16541741
there, there

[Anonymous No.16541809]

>>16541285
>memoirs of a madman
Not a novel
>petrokov
...
>monty python
Pseud confirmed
>>16541307
>divine comedy
Not a novel, why is everyone so retarded? No wonder you adore bergman's depravity

[Anonymous No.16541834]

>>16541228
>cinema

[Anonymous No.16541840]

>>16541462
>Rachmaninoff
based

[Anonymous No.16541848]

cant believe im doing this
>novels
celine's journey
trial
swann's way
lolita
master and margaritta
>philosopy
nietzsche's GM
fragments of heraclitus
freud's psychopathology of everyday life
plato's republic
and cant decide between badiou's ethics and lacan's seminar XI
>composers
satie, gyorgy ligetti, tschaikovsky, bach, chopin
>paintings
i rarely look up names, but pic rel, then
schielle's death and the maiden
goya's witches in the air
munch's vampire
phil hale's work (dont know names)
>movies
trier's melancholia
tarkovsky's solaris
the master
sunshine of the spotless mind
call me by your name

[Anonymous No.16541855]

>>16541848
forgot picrel

[Anonymous No.16541866]

>>16541228
NOVELS
>The Idiot
>Crime and Punishment
>Devils
>Austerlitz
>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
PHILOSOPHICAL WORKS
>The Myth of Sisyphus
>The Rebel
>Fear and Trembling
>The Sickness Unto Death
>Ecclesiastes + Proverbs + Job
COMPOSERS
>t+pazolite
>kobaryo
>love solfege
>A-One
>M2U
ARTWORK
>The Ancient of Days
>Belshazzar's Feast
>Dorchester Rescue
>Martyrdom of Stephan
>Martyrdom of Saint Stephan
CINEMA
>Ghost in the Shell
>Interstellar
>Redline
>End of Evangelion
>Passion of the Christ
I really do enjoy what I listed and that has more weight in my mind than the opinion of a gay retard thotposter.

[Anonymous No.16541883]

>>16541866
forgot my weeb picture

[Anonymous No.16541914]

>>16541228
five novels
>Ulysses
>Rings of Saturn
>Pnin
>The Glass Bead Game
>Man in the Holocene
Five philosophical works
>Rabelais and His World
>The Concept of Anxiety
>Pensées
>Theses on the Philosophy of History
>I and Thou
Five composers
>Bach
>Von Biber
>Monteverdi
>Berg
>Tavener
Five paintings
>Frans Hals "The Shrovetide Reveler"
>Rembrandt "Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicholas Tulp"
>Dürer "Feast of the Rose Garlands"
>Jan Steen "Self-Portrait as a Lute Player"
>Bruegel "The Peasant Wedding"
Five works of cinema
>Conversation Piece, Visconti
>The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, Greenaway
>Claire's Knee, Rohmer
>Au revoir les enfants, Malle
>The Flowers of St. Francis, Rossellini

[Anonymous No.16541926]

>>16541809
> considering bergman to be depraved
filtered, see pic rel

ok here goes
>film
bergman silence of god trilogy, cries and whispers
tarkovsky pretty much everything by him
kurosawa- dreams, ran,
fellini satyricon, 8 1/2, pasolini edipo re
onibaba, kuroneko, dreyer passion
>composers
chopin etudes, toru takemitsu, fenriz, hiromi hosono, ravel - miroirs
>philosoph
tao te ching, diamond sutra, bashō, deleuze, gauttari, cs peirce, psalms, job, nag hamaddi,
>lit
woolf, nin, camus - les jeux son fait, artaud, michaux, wg sebald

whew lads

[Anonymous No.16541936]

>>16541926
forgot artists>
fra angelico, bosch, brueghel the elder, yves tanguy, willem de kooning , hilma af klimt

[Anonymous No.16541971]

>>16541228
This is a trick question, right? Like anyone stupid enough to, like, totally rank their favs is a fucking pseud? Good one, OP. Gotta hand it to you.

[Anonymous No.16542152]

>>16541228
>À rebours, Mes amis, Watt, Le Baphomet, Petrolio
>Nietzsche et le cercle vicieux, L'entretien infini, Economie libidinale, Il regno e la gloria, Nachgelassene Fragmente 1887-1888
>Scarlatti, Mozart, Debussy, Satie, Boulez
>Self-portrait in a Convex Mirror, Boîte en valise, Musée d'art moderne département des aigles, Merda d'artista, Les barres parallèles
>Le testament d'Orphée, Salò, Weekend, L'hypothèse du tableau volé, Il conformista

[Anonymous No.16542317]

>>16541228
*your

[Anonymous No.16542326]

>>16541228
Novels
>Der Fragebogen
>Demian
>Die Leiden des jungen Werthers
>Der Seewolf
>Wer einmal aus dem Blechnapf frisst

Philosophical works:
>Menschliches, Allzumenschliches
>Kritik der reinen Vernunft
>Mein Kampf
>Preußentum und Sozialismus
>Leviathan

Five composers:
>Beethoven
>Haydn
>Tschaikowski
>Schostakowitsch
>Schubert

Five paintings or works of art:
>anything by Bouguereau really

Five works of cinema:
>Monty Python and the Holy Grail
>Life of Brian
>Meaning of Life
>A Fish Called Wanda
>Kongo-Express (Director: Eduard von Borsody)

[Anonymous No.16542747]

>>16541228
I dont think im a pseud as im definitely not an intellectual
>> five novels that inspire you
lord of the rings, brothers k, canticle for leibowitz
>> five philosophical works
i guess meditations and the bible
>> five composers you enjoy
Giovani valentini, purcell, mozart, buxtehude, Faure
>> five paintings or works of art
Clearing Up--Coast of Sicily by Andreas Achenbach
Wolfgang Willrich, The Aryan Family
"Dad, the Fish are Biting," Amos Sewell
Modern Rome by Giovanni Paolo Panini
archduke leopold wilhelm in his painting gallery by David Teniers the Younger
>> five works of cinema
I dont know about "inspiring" but I like lord of the rings, aguirre the wrath of god, barry lyndon, breakfast at tiffanys, the thing

[Anonymous No.16543103]

>>16541386
45 sec. You are a cultural encyclopedia. Please, fill me. I want to soak up your culture-saturated seminal fluid, so that I too can become so knowledgeable.

[Anonymous No.16543111]

>>16541228
go back to /tv/

[Anonymous No.16543156]

>>16541307
the divine comedy is not a novel, pseud

[Anonymous No.16543359]

>>16541228
I'm a pseud at typing. I would take more than 45 seconds to list 25 titles.

[Anonymous No.16544068]

>>16541228
> five novels that inspire you
Chromos, Alfau
The Vorrh, Catling
Beckett trilogy
Book of Words, Erpenbeck
Don Quixote

>five philosophical works
Theoria philosophiae naturalis, Boscovich x5

> five composers you enjoy
Buxtehude
Schubert
Janáček
Penderecki
Mingus

>five paintings or works of art
Dante and Virgil traversing Cocytus, Doré
Untitled (Burnt-Out Europe), Ocampo
Adam, Rodin
Europe after the Rain II, Ernst
Struggle, Szukalski


> five works of cinema
Dr. Mabuse
Touch of Evil
High & Low
Man Bites Dog
The Element of Crime
>>16541386
>>16541848
My Trier nibbas

[Anonymous No.16544782]

>>16544068
>>16542152
>>16541926
>>16541914
>>16541866
pass

[Anonymous No.16544795]

>>16541228
Pseuds list

[Anonymous No.16544840]

>>16542326
>>anything by Bouguereau really

[Anonymous No.16544895]

>>16541228
Novels
>Ulysses by James Joyce
>Waterland by Graham Swift
>Possession: A Romance by A.S Byatt
>The French Lieutenant's Woman by John Fowles
>Molloy by Samuel Beckett
Philosophy
I don't read that much philosophy, nor do I particular enjoy it (my field is poetry), but here are the five that I enjoyed.
>Ecrits by Jacques Lacan
>Discipline and Punish by Michel Foucault
>Aesthetics and Politics by Brecht, Adorno, etc.
>Minima Moralia by Theodor Adorno
>The Sublime Object of Ideology by Slavoj Zizek
Composers
>Igor Stravinsky
>Frederick Chopin
>Gustav Mahler
>Sergei Prokofiev
>Brian Wilson (I'll fight anyone on this. Best pop composer ever)
Paintings
>Saturn Devouring His Son
>The Lady of Shallot
>Ophelia
>The Old Guitarist
>The Kiss
Cinema
>Citizen Kane
>Synechdoche, New York
>The Before Trilogy (Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, and Before Midnight)
>The Lighthouse
>Annie Hall

[Anonymous No.16544909]

>>16541307
MASSIVE pseud

[Anonymous No.16544991]

>>16541228
>Moby Dick, The Grapes of Wrath, Les Miserables, Growth of the Soil, Great Expectations
>Dhammapada, What is Art?, Tao Te Ching, The Upanishads, Ecclesiastes
>Schubert, Buxtehude, Bach, CPE Bach, Handel
>The Fog Warning, The Anatomy Lesson, Ivan the Terrible and his son Ivan, Doubting Thomas, The Death of Caesar
>Red Beard, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Amadeus, Harakiri, M

[Anonymous No.16545005]

prove you are not an insecure adolescent weenie by not posting in this thread. GO!

[Anonymous No.16545016]

>>16541228
>Not having poetry as a criteria
OP is the real pseud

[Anonymous No.16545019]

>>16541228
>> five novels that inspire you
Don Quixote
Le Morte d'Arthur
Moby Dick
War and Peace
Ulysses
>> five philosophical works
Phaedo
Leviathan
Critique of Pure Reason
Phenomenology
Being and Time
>> five composers you enjoy
I don't
>> five paintings or works of art
Still no
>> five works of cinema
Trois couleurs: Blanc
Aguirre: The Wrath of God
City of God
Eraserhear
The Godfather

OP you're a bit of a retard. You barely included any literature: novels became popular only recently and they're generally bad.

[Anonymous No.16545043]

>>16545005
>>16544795
>>16541971
seething pseuds afraid to take the challenge

[Anonymous No.16545065]

>>16545043
the "challenge" of naming five novels and five films? are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.16545085]

>>16541345
More please.

[Anonymous No.16545094]

>>16541228
>> five novels that inspire you
War and Peace, The Man Without Qualities, Hopscotch, The Idiot, The Magic Mountain
>> five philosophical works
The Ego and its Own, Phaedo, Genealogy of Morals, Discipline and Punish, Gay Science
>> five composers you enjoy
Brahms, Beethoven, Bruckner, Bach, Satie
>> five paintings or works of art
Munch, Klimt, Breker, Jacques Louis-David, Pieta by Michelangelo
>> five works of cinema
A Brighter Summer Day, Dairy of a Country Priest, Satyricon, Mulholland Drive, Eyes Wide Shut

[Anonymous No.16545098]

>>16541866
some lit posters really do be like this

[Anonymous No.16545178]

>>16541228
>novels:
The sailor who fell from grace with the sea
Stoner
No longer human
East of eden
Anna Karenina

>philosophy
Hugo Grotius - on the law of war and peace
Plato - Republic
Kant - critique of pure reason
Jaques Ellul - The technological society
Lao Tzu - Tao Te Ching

>5 composers
Bach
Chopin
Schubert
Scriabin
Tchaikovsky

>5 Paintings
Andrew Wyeth - The Witching Hour
Johannes Vermeer - Girl With a Pearl Earring
Ivan Shishkin and Konstantin Savitsky - Morning in a Pine Forest
John Register - Waiting Room for the Beyond
Ilya Repin - Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan

>6 films
I'm doing six because there are that many films I consider 10/10s and I couldn't pick one to cut

Perfect Blue
Persona
Fallen Angels
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Meshes of the Afternoon
Cat Soup

[Anonymous No.16545208]

I don't read books. All of my inspiration, and all of my philosophies, are self taught. If the only way to prove yourself to be intellectual is to list all the things that tell you what to think, then perhaps you're not as intellectual as you believe.

[Anonymous No.16545313]

>>16541233
came here just to read this

[Anonymous No.16545790]

>>16541228
> five novels that inspire you
inspire me? what
i like decline & fall by waugh, take a girl like you by k amis, angel by e taylor, the history of tom jones by fielding
and idk the odyssey ought to count as a novel really

> five philosophical works
essais x5

> five composers you enjoy
mozart
chopin
dvorak
falla
mussorgsky

> five paintings or works of art
the night watch
matisse's odalisques
& his cutouts
le reve by picasso
cezanne's young italian woman

> five paintings or works of art
chimes at midnight
welles' othello
grand illusion
orpheus 1950
eyes wide shut

>16545178
you could cut persona, meshes & fear and loathing easy

[Anonymous No.16545847]

>>16541228

Why don't you just spend another 3 hours filling in your "favorite books and movies" on Facebook so you can signal to others how brain you are. Unbelievable brainlet-tier activity.

[Anonymous No.16545853]

>>16541285
extremely based art work

[Anonymous No.16545870]

>>16541228
Is that Bar Paly?

[Anonymous No.16545899]

>>16544782
As in pass the class or
Pass or play?
Either could be defended

[Anonymous No.16545905]

Did thou summon my fire?
Did thou lay down in the trench,
begging seething to be drenched
Barry Charles enjoyed his game
His need grasped at p. obj. a
Yours lacks for biddingness' seed:
'tis not even simple neurosis
for psedus list.

[Anonymous No.16545982]

>>16545905
Whoa. An occult cum bridge ref
A 19th c arch
A 20th c psy an
That's some heavy shit spook-anon from..
Spokane, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.16545983]

>>16541848
Pretty cool, excepting Freud.

[Anonymous No.16545987]

>>16541228
i shittalked once Peterson on a /lit/ thread and butthurt janny deleted my post out of rage

[Anonymous No.16546017]

>>16541228
> five novels that inspire you
Fear n loathing, Blood Meridian, The Trial
>five philosophical works
Shit i think about in my day to day lmao
>five paintings or works of art
Melting clocks by salvador dali, Jupiter eating his son, Ivan the terrible kills his son, the selk'nam ritual costumes
>Five works of cinema
Stalker, apocalypse now, Come and See, Scarface, Goodfellas

[Anonymous No.16546020]

>>16541228
> five novels that inspire you
War and Peace, Westward Ho!, The Idiot, Don Quixote, In Search of Lost Time,
> five philosophical works
On the Aesthetic Education of Man by Friedrich Schiller, Meditations of Marcus Aurelius
> five composers you enjoy
Puccini, Mozart, Vivaldi, Handel, Bach
> five paintings or works of art
The Lady of Shalott by John William Waterhouse, Fantasy based on Goethe's Faust by Theodor von Holst, The Annunciation by Dante Gabriel Rosetti, Ophelia by John Everett Milais, Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog by Caspar David Friedrich.
> five works of cinema
Not much fussed on cinema.

[Anonymous No.16546025]

>>16546017
>Forgot composers
King Crimson, Ludwig Van, Camel, Santana

[Anonymous No.16546059]

>>16541228
having gone 7 years of classical/operatic singing and meeting other formally trained classical musicians, the most overwhelmingly pseud thing i and others have encountered is "proving" your intellect by listening to classical. its so goddamn corny and incredibly easy to spot because pseuds will list the same shit from a list of <10 composers they know. honestly makes me angrier than it should, its just pointless posturing and everybody who knows, knows...

[Anonymous No.16546128]

>>16546059
kinda unrelated but I've been listening to some classical recently and I've really been enjoying bach, Shubert, and Chopin. who are some lesser-known composers you'd recommend?

[Anonymous No.16546178]

>>16541232
thats her from like 15 years ago buddy. she looks like a washed up bag of mashed potatoes now

[Anonymous No.16546203]

>>16541228
>Crime and Punishment, Strait is the gate, Amerika, Death in Venice and Ulysses.
>Genealogy of morals, Leviathan, the Prince, The world as will and representation and Modanology.
>Wagner, Debussy, Schubert, Vivaldi and Grieg.
>Hieronymus Bosch, David Caspar, Beksinsky, M.C Ester and Goya
>Orange clockwork, Scarface, Blade runner 2049, The devil's advocate and Dune.

[Anonymous No.16546568]

>>16541228
hahaha! i only got to composers! Really Know the questions before you begin. cheers

[Anonymous No.16546585]

>>16546203
>five paintings or works of art.

[Anonymous No.16546611]

>>16541228
I'd like to spend the first 5 of my 45 seconds saying I want to have hot sex sex sex with Scarlett Johansson.
>>five novels that inspire you
Novels that INSPIRE me? Only ancient Greek epic poems inspire me (to have gay sex).
>>five philosophical works
Plato's Five Dialogues
>>five composers you enjoy
John Wilkes Booth because the masterfully composed the death of a tyrant
>>five paintings or works of art
The Primitive State
The Pastoral State
The Height of Empire
Destruction
Desolation
All by Thomas Cole
>>five works of cinema
Harry Potter movie 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5

36 seconds flat

[Anonymous No.16546667]

>>16541228
>Books that inspired me
Ender's Game, Lord of the Flies, Blood Meridian
>Philosophy works
Divine Comedy, Myth of Sisyphus, Daodejing, The Bible
>Composers i enjoy
Ennio Morricone, Joe Hisaishi, Yoko Shimomura, Daft Punk, Death Grips
>Paintings
Enigma of the Hour, one of Mondrian's pointillist windmills, a native mask of some Inuit "Lord of the Game" deity whose name I've forgotten
>Cinema
Stalker, Life Aquatic, A New Hope, Adaptation, Breakfast at Tiffany's

That's probably pretty shallow.
I think avoiding being a pseud is probably about humility and open-mindedness rather than some metric of cultural awareness.

[Anonymous No.16546697]

>>16541295
Poetry is for pseuds.

[Anonymous No.16546712]

>>16545982
Does Troughman come from Spokane or Sydney? You missed the paraphillia.

[Anonymous No.16546805]

>>16546585
I am too lazy to name them I just decided to go for the artist.

[Anonymous No.16547099]

>>16541228
> five novels that inspire you
Demons
Beware of Pity
Skylark
Hadji Murat
Notre Dame de Paris
> five philosophical works
Critique of Pure Reason
Genealogy of Morals
Consolation of Philosophy
Either/Or
An Essay Concerning Human Understanding
> five composers you enjoy
Medtner
Sibelius
Bach
Brahms
Scriabin
> five paintings or works of art
Massacre of the Innocents
Death at the Door
Vercingetorix Throws Down his Arms at the Feet of Julius Caesar
Punishment of the Son of Korah
The Body of the Dead Christ in the Tomb
> five works of cinema
Lucky Number Slevin
Eraserhead
Pulp Fiction
Metropolis
A Clockwork Orange

[Anonymous No.16547167]

>>16541228
>The Brothers Karamazov, The Sound and the Fury, Frankenstein, The War of the Worlds, The Sun Also Rises
>Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Lily of the Field and the Bird of the Air, The Nicomachean Ethics, The Wealth of Nations, Leviathan
>Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart, Bach, Boccherini
>Picasso's Fruit Bowl with Fruit, Leutze's Crossing of the Delaware, Matejko's Stanczyk, The Creation of Adam, The Persistence of Memory
>The Seventh Seal, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Citizen Kane, The Godfather, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

[Anonymous No.16547264]

Dick fuck shit, you cunt. Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.16547280]

>>16541228
The sound and the fury
Lil Senpai
Animal Farm
Infinite jest
The Bible

thus spoke zara
lectures of aesthetics
revolt against the modern world
the decline of the west

hegel
debussy
mozart
Jamal Eggbert
sun ra

The heretic
Glass on canvas
Mona Lisa (dont fucking at me faggot)
Young boys in a flower field
The kiss (never at me faggot dont question me)

Rape village
Young turks in hell
The "vibe"
Blade trinity (2004)

do not at me faggot ur taste is awesome dog shit never at me about any of this just wonder

[Vic 2 Multiplayer No.16547290]

>>16541228
AAAAA
Idiot
Borthers K
C ad P
uhhhh Demons
Underground man

Phenomenology of spirit
cirtique of reason
timaeus
death of socrates
de caelo

mozart
bach
raskolnikov (knights)
bethoven
porfiry

the starry night
that train station by cezanne
that shark in the tank thing
the steel of hamurabi
the venus figurine

fuck I don't watch kino - Joker
blade runner
matrix
dark night
batman vs superman

[Anonymous No.16547318]

>>16541405
>>16541848
cringe tier composers

[Anonymous No.16547336]

>>16541232
non-pseud confirmed

[Anonymous No.16547426]

>>16541228
>five novels
Kafka on the shore, Crime and punishment, A 100 years of solitude, Love in the time of cholera, The museum of innocence

>five philosophical works
The republic, The prince, Poetics, Sculpting time, Nicomachean Ethics

>five composers (gonna put musicians I like because I’m not huge on classical music)
Debussy, Damon Albarn, Air, Death in june, Brian Eno

>five works of art
A starry night, David by Michelangelo, The last supper, Laocoon and his sons, Melencolia I

>five films
The virgin suicides, Leon, The holy mountain, Seven samurai, Once upon a time in America

[Anonymous No.16547434]

>>16546712
>missed
Gads. That's because I read 'Barry Charles' as one might read Hemingway Ernest-- as Sir Charles Barry, the Bach of 19th c London architecture (in the way that he had many sons who followed him in his profession). I gave your invocation oh, never mind.

[Anonymous No.16547573]

>>16541228
>>inb4 literature is the only valid artform
cinema is incredibly cringe considering it only appeared a century ago when art was already hitting rock bottom lmao. I don't consider something with less than 1,000 year history to be an art form (composers are excluded too)

[Anonymous No.16547590]

>>16541228
>prove you’re not an anti-intellectual
I am though. The ability and accompanying need to try to consider things deeply is a virus I've been trying to kill for decades

[Anonymous No.16547598]

>>16547590
>this desperate to become a normie
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16547662]

>>16541228
>validate yourself on an anonymous image board
Only 115-130s will follow through.

[Anonymous No.16547674]

>>16547662
this.Proving to others you are not a pseud by reciting your backlog is the most pseud thing one can do

[Anonymous No.16547679]

>>16541228
>novels
Master and Margarita, Notes from Underground, Heliopolis, anything by Tolkien, Faust (not a novel but it's great and should be listed here)
>philosophical works
The Nicomachean Ethics, After Virtue, The Decline of the West, Beyond Good and Evil, Confessions
>composers
Arvo Pärt, Antonin Dvorak, Ennio Morricone (yes), Johann Sebastian Bach, Michael Jakobi
>paintings
Wanderer above the Sea of Fog by Friedrich, The Revolt by Russolo, Christ in the Desert by Kramskoy, Christ of Saint John of the Cross by Dali, The Burial of the Count of Orgaz by El Greco
>cinema
Joker, Falling Down, Taxi Driver, American Psycho, The Boondock Saints

[Anonymous No.16547705]

>>16541228
> five novels that inspire you
Harry potter, Game of thrones, Magic tree house, A Promised Land
> five philosophical works
The second Sex, Communist Manifesto, Harry Potter, In the shadow of man
> five composers you enjoy
XXX, Lil yachty, Harry potter, Miley Cyrus, Cardi B
> five paintings or works of art
Starry night, Harry potter, doge meme, WAP, The apple iphone 11 (its technilogical art)
> five works of cinema
Harry potter, Star wars, Lion King, Frozen, bowling for columbine

[Anonymous No.16547710]

>>16547598
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.16547728]

>>16547705
H-holy based

[Anonymous No.16547867]

> five novels that inspire you
Narziss und Goldmund, Der Schimmelreiter, Iliad, Odyssey, Das Nibelungenlied (I know the last 3 aren't novels)

> five philosophical works
Euthyphro, Phaedo, Book 6 and 10 of The Republic, Revolt against the modern World

> five composers you enjoy
Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Schubert, Liszt, Tschaikowski

> five paintings or works of art
Caspar David Friedrich - Klosterruine Eldena bei Greifswald, J. M. W. Turner - Modern Rome - Campo Vaccino, Viktor Vasnetsov - The Knight at the Crossroads (pic related), Solomon Joseph Solomon - Ajax and Cassandra, Arnold Böcklin - Heiliger Hain

> five works of cinema
I hate (((Hollywood))) but Seven Years in Tibet was good, the other 4 would be Mimi wo Sumaseba, Tonari no Totoro, Mononoke Hime and The End of Evangelion

[Anonymous No.16548518]

>>16541228
>> five novels that inspire you
Satantango
Ulysses
The Brothers Karamazov
Moby Dick
Closer

>> five philosophical works
The Gay Science
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Critique of Pure Reason
Republic
Negotiations

>> five composers you enjoy
Beethoven
Bach
Mozart
Shostakovitch
Reich

>> five paintings or works of art
Rembrandt’s Self-Portraits
Goya, Witches’ Sabbath
Munch’s Sunrise
Ensor’s Christ’s Entry into Brussel’s
Derain’s Bridge Over the Rieu

>> five works of cinema
Dekalog
Seventh Seal
Eyes Wide Shut
The Godfather
The Idiots

[Anonymous No.16548587]

>>16541228
Novels
> Ham and Rye
> the stranger
> A sometimes Great Notion
> Christ in Concrete
> On the Road

Philosophy
> Anti Oedipus ( Favorite)
> One dimensional man
> The Myth of Sisyphus
> The Anti Christ and Spinoza’s Ethics
> A translation of mainlander

Cinema
> There will be blood
> John dies in the end
> No country for Old men
> A serious man
> Dr Strangelove

[Anonymous No.16549106]

>>16541228
>Novels
none
>philosophy
I read Meditations and Seneca
>Composers
does modern music count
>paintings
i like Roman sculptures alot
>cinema
dont care

[Anonymous No.16549142]

>>16541228
>five novels that inspire you
no longer human
how money works
the instant economist
rashoumon
the politics
> five philosophical works
everything by jordan peterson and zizek
>five composers you enjoy
hans zimmer, john williams, borodin, bach, tchaikovski
> five painting or works of art
le monalise, hagia sophia, romero britto, the birth of adam

[Anonymous No.16549193]

>>16541228
Harry potter 1, harry potter 2, the list goes on.

[Anonymous No.16549262]

>>16541386
>Scriabin
>Schoenberg
Pseud confirmed

[Anonymous No.16549401]

>novels
The Bible and nothing else
>philosophy
I don't need philosophy when I have God on my side
>Composers
Soundtrack of Son of God and Passion of Christ and nothing else
>paintings
The Last Supper and nothing else
>cinema
The Passion of Christ and nothing else

[Anonymous No.16549440]

>>16549401
based christpseud

[Anonymous No.16549465]

>>16541228
>>16545870
I too visit Reddit.

[Anonymous No.16549496]

>>16541300
Fast, cheap, good - pick two (my business motto)

The present is eternal (heard on radio while at sea)

They’re laconic and I got more but I’m at work and break has been over for a few minutes now so I gotta quit procrastinating on here

[Anonymous No.16549504]

>>16549496
And as far as artwork goes I’ve posted a few of my own paintings on here in the past

None of this is to prove anything about myself but to defend the board that not everyone who comes here is an empty shell

[Anonymous No.16549592]

>>16541228
>novel
peru, zimzum, lolita, naked lunch, miss lonelyhearts
>philo
call me what u want, most of it is semantic snake oil. skepticism and aestheticism in i guess
>composers
charles mingus, brian wilson, bela bartok, stravinsky, charles ives
>paintings
hr giger - necronom, john martin - the destruction, bruce pennington - the heaven makers, pieter bruegel - the great tower of babel, dunno - hanging gardens of babylon
>cinema
lolita, brazil, 12 monkeys, alien, indiana jones trilogy

[Anonymous No.16549622]

bazinga!!!

[Anonymous No.16549653]

>>16549142
> Matt Christman viewer

[Anonymous No.16549780]

>>16545098
is that a complement or an insult

[Anonymous No.16549865]

>>16541228
>five novels that inspire you
TBK
C&P
Demons
That Hideous Strength
The Sailor who Fell from Grace with the Sea
>five philosophical works
Republic
Bible
BGAE
ECHU
RTT
>five composers you enjoy
Stockhausen
Wagner
Bernard Parmegiani
Autechre
Luc Ferrari
>five paintings or works of art
Don't give a fuck about painting or works of art.
>five works of cinema
Don't watch (((cinema)))

[Anonymous No.16549888]

>>16541228
>prove you arent a pseud
Naw.

[frenchfag No.16549966]

>>16541421
based

[Anonymous No.16549983]

>>16541228
Here are my top five movies

Rocky
The iron giant
Homeward bound
Uncle Buck
Friday Night Lights

[Anonymous No.16550154]

>>16541421
Late spring is a good film; its the only movie close to art that I watched (since I don't watch cinema as art very often). I haven't watched the other ones in the series. have you?

[Anonymous No.16550170]

>>16541848
Level with me man, the master was awful. I couldnt finish that garbage.

[Anonymous No.16550192]

>>16545208
Dude I bet you wrote the synthesis of the objective and the subjective or whatever that crap was... are you an accidental genius then?? I showed that yo my gf and we had a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.16550226]

>>16541228
> five novels that inspire you
red and black, moby-dick, dead souls, americana, and look homeward, angel
> five philosophical works
will and representation, the republic, understanding media, PoS, and Critique of pure reason
> five composers you enjoy
Tchaikovsky, rackimanov, debussy, chopin, and payne
> five paintings or works of art
demidoff table, graveyard of tyrol, regulus, dürer's horsemen of death, and garden of delight
> five works of cinema
the sacrifice, ikiru, belle de jour, extirminating angel, and tenet

[Anonymous No.16550391]

>>16541228
>novels
The Magic Mountain, Anna Karenina, 100 Years of Solitude, Outlaws of the Marsh, Lolita
>philosophical works
The Concept of the Political, Leviathan, Either/Or, Capital, After Virtue
>composers
Chopin, Hunter Hunt-Hendrix (rip, fell for the tranny meme), Hildegard von Bingen, Guo Chuwang, Aaron Funk
>works of art
Jomon period clay doll, Sanxindui bronze figures, Goya’s black paintings (all), 100 views of Mt. Fuji, View of Dresden by Moonlight
>cinema
Throne of Blood (Kurosawa), Taxi Driver, Stalker (Tarkovsky), Ghost in the Shell (Oshii), Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

[Anonymous No.16550624]

>>16541228
>5 novels that inspire you
Ulysses; Absalom, Absalom!; Madame Bovary; The Dream Of The Read Chamber; Men And Women
>five philosophical works
On The Nature Of Things; The Critique Of Pure Reason; The Phenomenology of Spirit (+The Science Of Logic as a complement); Sartor Resartus; Being And Time
>five composers you enjoy
Bach; Mozart; Beethoven; Vivaldi; Tchaikovsky
>five paintings or works of art
The Third Of May 1808 (Goya); The Scream (Munch); The Birth Of Venus (Dali); The Kiss (Klimt); Guernica (Picasso); The Starry Night (Van Gogh); Shot Marilyns (Warhol)
>five works of cinema
The Turin Horse (Tarr); 8 & 1/2 (Fellini); Barry Lyndon (Kubrick); Birth Of A Nation (Griffith); Solaris (Tarkovsky)
...
full disclosure, it did take a bit longer than 45 seconds. all legit tho

[Anonymous No.16550632]

>>16550624
>The Dream Of The Read Chamber
*Red Chamber (Xueqin)

[Anonymous No.16550712]

Hahaha, fuck off...
Why is the majority of posts claiming to only like classic works? The posts itt claim to like the same things more or less. Either you're a hive mind or you like what you think you're expected to like to appear "cultured".
Try to broaden your horizons a bit.

[Anonymous No.16550738]

>>16541285
>my twisted world
high intellectualism confirmed

[Anonymous No.16550757]

We should count up all the responses and make a chart based off this thread.

[Anonymous No.16550784]

>>16550712
what would you recommend?

[Anonymous No.16550844]

>>16541228
>novels
Molloy, Malone Dies, The Unnamable, Gravity's Rainbow, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>Philosophy
The Republic, Literature and Revolution, Phenomenology of Spirit, Critique of Judgment, Ego and Its Own
>Composers
Shostakovich, Prokofiev, Brahms, Bach, Beethoven
>films
Alien, Of Mice and Men, Touch of Evil, The Killing, O Brother Where Art Thou?

[Anonymous No.16550865]

>>16541228
> Harry Potter books 1-5
> The 5 guenon threads that are posted weekly
> SymaG, S!N, まふまふ, Hatsune Miku, nqrse
> Untitled piece 1, untitled piece 2, untitled piece 5, untilted piece 8, blue poles
> Matrix, Cuties, Transformers, Tarzan 2016, Avatar the Last Airbender (live action)

[Anonymous No.16550869]

>>16550844
Forgot this
>Art
Bouguereau's "Homer", Goya's "Saturn", Picasso's "The Bull", Dali's "The Persistence of Memory", Bacon's "Three Studies for Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion"

[Anonymous No.16550905]

>>16550844
pretty based imo

[Anonymous No.16550978]

>prove you’re not an anti-intellectual culturelet
i don't give a shit if I am. blow it out you're ass

[Anonymous No.16550996]

>>16550784
A really good recent book is Apeirogon by Colum McCann

[Anonymous No.16551307]

Why didn't you ask after novellas, the most based form?

[Anonymous No.16551321]

>>16541228
90% can be answered with Richard Wagner, the remained with works based on him.

E voila.

[Anonymous No.16551342]

>>16551321
Wagner's pompous little-r romanticism is for fascist untermenschen

[Anonymous No.16551471]

>>16550712
Nonsense. The very opinion is 'hiveminded' you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.16551505]

>>16541228
idk anon im retarded asf
>> five novels that inspire you
idk uhhhhhhh fear and loathing in las vegas
all quiet on western front
trainspotting
idk any other books
all quiet on western front?
heart of darkness?
star wars dark empire?
>> five philosophical works
idk the republic
uh the bell curve
ride the tiger
the us constitution
mein kampf
>> five composers you enjoy
idk any composers so im just gonna list some
beethoven
mozart
(((chopin)))

>> five paintings or works of art
idk fucking those dancers at the moulin rouge by that midget frenchie
fuckin uhhhh manet's mountains or something
impressionist sunrise
uhhhhh the thinker
uhhhhhhh idk van gogh's starry knights
uhhhhhhhh maybe liberty leading the people by eugune delacroix
>> five works of cinema
hellraiser
the shining
the 400 blows
nosferatu
no country for old men
birth of a nation
gone with the wind

[Anonymous No.16551510]

>>16550391
weeb lol

[Anonymous No.16551679]

making lists is the definition of brainlet

[Anonymous No.16551691]

>>16541285
This has got to be a fuckin joke