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1653467 No.1653467 [Reply] [Original]

So guys, how come you haven't had a girlfriend that looks like this?

One that's cute, smart, seems to have a relatable attitude, etc.

She doesn't' seem to be out of your league, either.

Seems like you'd be happy.

oh. She's into vidya, too.

>> No.1653473
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But I do

>> No.1653475

why do people keep making this thread

you confuse me

>> No.1653480

she looks pretty boring

>> No.1653481

Seems like a nice, safe, stable, modest, easy-to-love girl.

>> No.1653483

>>1653467
Because I have a cool hipster boyfriend.

>> No.1653485

>wears a keffiyeh
oh boy

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1653488

They do exist!

>> No.1653491

>>1653485
I wear a keffiyeh, but I'm jewish so it's a statement against my fellow jews and their supporting of the Israeli state.

>> No.1653492

She's got a dick.

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>> No.1653499

She's certainly pretty, but I don't know where you get any of the other stuff from. Being pretty doesn't mean you're smart, or relatable, or a good person, or not out of my league.

>> No.1653501

>>1653492
Shit just got hot.

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>> No.1653509

is it one guy that makes this or like a /b/ meme to post it on the other boards.

>> No.1653524

I'M GOOD LOOKING, BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY WOMEN, ALRIGHT? NOW, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. PLEASE.

>> No.1653529

>>1653483
HAHAHA, FAGGOT!

>> No.1653532

>>1653509
I know, right? It's fucking weird

>> No.1653538

Asshole OP, this is exactly what I want. There's a girl like this at my community college. Unfortunately she's too Christian, so it would never work out between us.

>> No.1653541

I do, except mine isn't a flat chested fb whore like OP's. Mine fetches my coffee and reads the books I tell her too.

>> No.1653542

because there aren't any around where I live, we have like three girls every three miles, and they're all uggos and dumb motherfuckers.

>> No.1653544

>>1653542
Why not one girl every mile?

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>white

>> No.1653574

>into vidya

wrong board.

I don't get why guys are obsessed with this.

>> No.1653597

I had a boyfriend who looked a little like her.

>> No.1653606

>>1653488
holy FUCK that's what she looks like huh?

>> No.1653613

Genetic Engineer the female population to be funny, smart, and sexy. Only solution

>> No.1653617

>>1653574

'vidya' is such a fucking infantalising word as well it makes me cringe.

>> No.1653627

>>1653544

because dildos.

>> No.1653640

>>1653617
Tht's a hank hill word you fucking uncultured swine.

>> No.1653654

>>1653491
Well, that's so much better...

not sure if trolling