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Long story short, as part of a kink thing I'll be photographing a girl tomorrow blowing me while reading on my kindle.

Now for the fun part: Whats the funniest book title to have displayed? Bronze Age Mindset seems too obvious.

"The System: How to Get Laid Today!"?

>> No.16495131

"Reading is strictly for chads"

>> No.16495140

>>16495127
The dude in the photo looks like the kind of dweeb to let his girl blow another man

>> No.16495161

>>16495127
no one cares cringe faggot

>> No.16495263

>>16495127
la creatura...

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>>16495127

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16495301

Pic related would be good for the lols

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16495365

the only correct answer

>> No.16495370

>>16495127
Lolita

>> No.16495391

The Phenomenology of Spirit

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>>16495365
Good one

>> No.16496936

>>16495127
For a meme, Ulysses. For a slightly more clever meme, Joyce’s collected letters, open to the shedding and farding page.

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>> No.16497904

>>16495127
Phenomenology of Spirit

>> No.16497956

>>16495127
Why does it need to be funny?

>> No.16497971

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

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>>16495127

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16497980

you know

>> No.16498133

>>16495127
sorry I dont talk to simp.

>> No.16498174

>>16495127
>kindle
It will be funny no matter what book you display.

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16498213

My Twisted World

>> No.16498222

>>16495127
Industrial Society and its future

>> No.16498231

>>16495127
cringe
>>16495370
+1

>> No.16498243

>>16495127
Both.

>> No.16498249

>>16495127
post it here la'er

>> No.16499272

>>16498213
This

>> No.16499288

>>16495127
Why Women Deserve Less

>> No.16499301

Why on kindle? Just get a thick hardcover copy of Ulysses and fuck her while resting it on her ass, that would be a lot more aesthetic.

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>> No.16499682

>>16495127
Do bronze age mindset nigger
It's obvious and that's a good thing

>> No.16499817

>>16495127
Happy for you OP, hope the two of you have fun :)

>> No.16500081

Three copies of Infinite Jest

>> No.16500112

fuck off. nobody wants to hear about your cum fantasies. nobody wants to hear about how you like for women to blow you while you pretend to read, while you’re intravenously receiving bags of her boyfriend’s load. nobody wants to hear about how you want to go out, peacefully overlooking a book and some other guy’s broad, with his semen running hot and thick through your veins so that she might suck his essence through you, a mere conduit for another man’s cum. we get it. stop sharing your gross kink here at the expense of other threads you retarded, cumbrained piece of SHIT!!!!!! godspeed