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Jesus was a delusional rogue rabbi whose mother Mary was an adulteress and father Joseph a cuckold. His whore mother put into his mind since he was a young child that God was his "real father" and that he was a very special boy. Jesus grew very knowledgeable about the Old Testament, began to believe that he was the "Emmanuel" whom Isaiah spoke of and so he sought to fulfill the prophecies as the Messiah which he studied.

He was an apocalyptic preacher whose teachings were never meant to be written down, in fact, he announced the end of the world as being imminent and told people to give up everything and follow him; he stated that his generation was to witness it all. He was crucified, died and, of course, never rose from the dead, but his closest and most faithful followers convinced themselves of that lie and went on to preach, converting many.

For several decades following the decomposition of Jesus' corpse, stories and legends about him were spread by word of mouth before some of them were selected and written down, thus leading to the Gospels whose anonymous authors mostly copied each other. Then came Paul, an energetic and zealous repentant ex-hunter of Christians who claimed to have a vision, joined the apostles and wrote the bulk of the New Testament, introducing many teachings of his own, hence the term "Pauline Christianity". Without him, Christian theologians would be helpless.

Since Jesus appealed to the uneducated, illiterate and lowly people which constituted the overwhelming majority of the Roman Empire, his death cult spread like wild fire. The roman government, being opportunistic, eventually made it the official religion thus cementing and validating its existence. Due to this, nations grew culturally with Christianity at their core and so it has lasted to this day, aided by theologians' relentless mental gymnastics, colonialism, as well as teachings of repentance, redemption and paradise after death which attract the emotional human mind.

>> No.16483875

>>16483845
Okay so what

>> No.16483881

>>16483845
Didn't ask but okay

>> No.16483883
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>>16483845
kike hands typed this post.

>> No.16483891

>>16483883
An atheist or muslim more likely, since it's about a jew being cucked.

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Shut up kike.

>> No.16483915

I'm not christian and I do not care so much for abrahamic religion but spamming this thread every day is not going to convince anyone of anything, besides the fact that you have no life.

>> No.16483916

>>16483891
The Jews spread the lie that Jesus was born of a Roman soldier named Pantera who impregnated Mary. It’s in the Talmud. Jews don’t like Jesus just because he was a Jew

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>>16483845
>t.

>> No.16483989

>baiting with Talmud Jesus
>not baiting with esoteric trickster faith healer Jesus that did the switcherooni on the cross with Judas/Thomas and thus made the antichrist an injoke of a great conspiracy

Come on, put a little work into it

>> No.16484027

i don't see how this guy's behavior was any different from the average BLMer

>> No.16484132

>>16483845


If we're all going to copy paste.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.16484160

>>16483845
I'm too lazy to reply to low-effort posts, so can somebody post a webm of a hippopotamus shitting, please?

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>>16484160
close enough

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>>16484160
>pictured: actual footage of how OP obtained the information in his post

>> No.16484277

>>16483845
Why are you so desperate about the idea of adultery at the foundation of Christianity? You take as highest dogma her claim of a virginal conception, but expect Joseph to act far outside of customs and accept her. Anyone with a shred of honesty could doubt the story and assume Christ was the child of Joseph, but instead you postulate a blatantly ahistorical fornication just to scorn a God you give no credit. You reason less honestly than the Christians you think yourself better than.

>> No.16484307

>>16483845
no u

>> No.16484417

>>16483891
Jesus is one of our prophets so no, not us Muslims.

>> No.16484444

>>16483891
Jews like being cucked. The martrilineal inheritance of jewishness is undoubted proof of this.

>> No.16484676

>>16484444
These quads can not lie