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Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:39:00 2020 No.16478160 [Reply] [Original]

What are /lit/'s favorite food analogies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:40:53 2020 No.16478182 >>16478160 He's right but his analogy is absolute garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:44:18 2020 No.16478211 File: 510 KB, 877x652, lj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478160 this one on love by kingsley amis

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:52:40 2020 No.16478261 File: 90 KB, 768x574, mum-baby-vomit-all-over-face_177852-42afb03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478160 Would he eat a cereal after it'd been chewed up and spit out by 48 other dudes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:55:53 2020 No.16478285 File: 2.09 MB, 383x204, MrPHitchens.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478182 >He's right

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:57:02 2020 No.16478294 >>16478160 Imagine progressing into middle age and having to be John Green.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:57:55 2020 No.16478300 >>16478285 what zero pussy does to a mf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:58:49 2020 No.16478308 File: 91 KB, 615x428, No.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478300 >porchmonkey lingo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 14:59:27 2020 No.16478315 File: 31 KB, 645x770, 1601492160385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478294 >Imagine progressing into middle age and having to be John Green.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:02:11 2020 No.16478336 File: 77 KB, 746x658, EA42mJJXYAEzxWF_(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478315

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:03:17 2020 No.16478347 File: 31 KB, 342x198, unnamed.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478308 /pol/ lingo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:03:56 2020 No.16478350 File: 3 KB, 104x125, 1601492367895s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478315 >>Imagine progressing into middle age and having to be John Green.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:04:26 2020 No.16478357 Terrible analogy, terrible take. Especially when there is scientific data that shows that the more sexual partners a woman has had, the less compatible she is for pair bonding.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:05:13 2020 No.16478364
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>>16478357
>Terrible analogy, terrible take. Especially when there is scientific data that shows that the more sexual partners a woman has had, the less compatible she is for pair bonding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:05:30 2020 No.16478368 >>16478357 ooooo daddy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:06:31 2020 No.16478374 >>16478364 not an argument

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:06:56 2020 No.16478379 File: 27 KB, 474x624, OIP.Kh6RIjKLh8KC7U7sJ3RzJwHaJw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478160 He wants dicks in his cereal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:07:37 2020 No.16478384 File: 19 KB, 645x770, 1601485978788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478374 >not an argument

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:13:53 2020 No.16478426 >>16478285 People can reform

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:15:01 2020 No.16478431 >>16478426 Lmfao

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:15:02 2020 No.16478432 >>16478379 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:20:12 2020 No.16478473 File: 3 KB, 104x125, 1601492857350s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478384 >>not an argument

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:21:40 2020 No.16478478 >>16478426 >people can reform True, but I'm not sure it's repentant people he's pandering too. In fact he'd probably sneer at them, too.

Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:33:36 2020 No.16478550

>>16478160
A woman is more like a piece of chocolate.
If a woman has sex it is like a man licking the piece of chocolate and waiting for the spit to dry.
If it is the best chocolate in the world and you know there is no other like it you might eat it if one or two guys have licked it.
This also applies when you don't know anyone has licked it and think it is fine just like a woman lies about how many people she has slept with.
But when you know 20 guys have licked the same piece of chocolate no respectable person will eat it anymore and it should be thrown away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:44:21 2020 No.16478615 >>16478550 weirdo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:12:21 2020 No.16478763 File: 263 KB, 1080x2340, qd3l6fgxf0y41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:12:33 2020 No.16478766 >>16478160 >I enjoy eating cereal after other men have ejaculated into the bowl Uhh, ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:18:56 2020 No.16478804 >>16478160 This is one of the worst analogies to justify an already incorrect take. Great post OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:26:30 2020 No.16478863 >>16478763 Toilet paper has ripped while I was wiping my ass. Now that my hand has had shit on it should I never use it again. There is such a thing as cleaning something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:27:55 2020 No.16478874 File: 91 KB, 615x428, peter hitchens no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16478160 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:29:54 2020 No.16478882 >>16478863 >Now that my hand has had shit on it should I never use it again. Yes, you shouldn't. Why do you think you have two hands? One is a spare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 16:31:29 2020 No.16478893 >>16478874 this one got me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:30:47 2020 No.16479277 >>16478357 I fucking love science! (but not that science, it's bad because its wrongthink)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:34:57 2020 No.16479309 >>16478863 Literally every traditional society has made using the left hand (washing hand) for eating and social functions a taboo. So yes, basically. If you eat with your left you are a degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 17:57:35 2020 No.16479509 what is the evolutionary purpose of the hymen? my theory is that it is a safety seal like they have over milk and stuff if a girl has no hymen then her contents are rotten

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:04:29 2020 No.16479572 What the fuck is going on with the leftypol garbage on this board? This isn't even a political thread, get lost

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:08:36 2020 No.16479603 >>16478261 This is the only correct analogy. also.. Would he eat the cereal if it had a 50% chance to take half his stuff? Or a 25% chance to be slyly getting eaten by someone else's mouth on the side?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:09:24 2020 No.16479608 >>16478478 >True, but I'm not sure it's repentant people he's pandering too. In fact he'd probably sneer at them, too. He clearly is pandering to them unrepentant ones, since he is saying that there is nothing wrong with being promiscuous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:10:43 2020 No.16479617 >>16479572 We are probably being raided.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:10:51 2020 No.16479621 >>16478160 Analogy is retarded, it'd be more accurate to say he's eating other peoples' cereal bowl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:13:27 2020 No.16479637 >>16479309 im a lefty. i follow this rule, but switched.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:13:35 2020 No.16479639 >>16478160 I can't imagine how someone could marry someone who has slept with 48 people before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:27:55 2020 No.16479758 >>16479639 probably they're in love

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:42:23 2020 No.16479843 >>16479758 Yeah, but you have a rationality that is supposed to stop you of doing dumb shit like this. And a sense of disgust, as well. They should work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:44:36 2020 No.16479855 >>16478431 t. doesnt read or hasnt lived a true life >>16478478 i know im just playing devils advocate. guy is a faggot anyways

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:52:57 2020 No.16479925 >>16479843 mister thomas hardy said a lover without indiscretion is no lover at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 18:55:01 2020 No.16479942 >>16479925 mister Dr Dre said that you can't make a ho a housewife. Dr Dre's advice seems wiser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 19:04:10 2020 No.16480020 File: 100 KB, 1200x675, sopranos1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16479942

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