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16477650 No.16477650 [Reply] [Original]

What th fuck ? does John Green even know what a metaphor is ?

>> No.16477707

He knows nothing other than eating cereal with cum.

>> No.16477725

>>16477650
Explain

>> No.16477809

>>16477707
Someone post the cheerios.
>>16477725
That's not a metaphor, it's just Irony.

>> No.16477823
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16477823

>>16477650
>author writes his teenage simp character as a self-indulgent fool
>burgers attribute his foolishness to the author himself
Yikes!

>> No.16477868

>>16477823
Why did Hasel not correct him though? clearly John Green doesn't know that something is wrong.

>> No.16478003

>>16477650
>that I was like some drizzle, she was a thunderstorm quote
Clearly he knows what a metaphor is. It's just that he writes some awful ones.

>> No.16478011
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16478011

>>16477650
>>16477707
>>16477725
>>16477809
>>16477823
>>16477868
>>16478003
EAT CUM
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>> No.16478111

>>16478011
Tell me about John Greene, why does he eat penis flavored cereal?