/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16458652]

how to get gf like pic related?

[Anonymous No.16458663]

Anon I think she might be from Lesbo

[Anonymous No.16458664]

>>16458652
by becoming someone a girl like that would date

[Anonymous No.16458667]

>>16458652
>PhD student
>activist
Lmao at ivory tower charlatans thinking they’re activists. Also, the girl isn’t even patrician. Entry level literary fiction

[Anonymous No.16458668]

I cringe so hard when I look back to my heterosexual days. My god, what a cuck I was. Women want straight up 10/10 and nothing lower. Even a 9/10 in their mind is a guy with a fatal devastating flaw. A woman considers a 9/10 man, the same way a straight normie would consider a girl with a dick. And you know how much of a ingoramous those normies are when it comes to girls with cocks and all the intriquite ways that entails this. Its a mess, like elephants in a glass sculpture store.

You would think that things would be different for a 1/10 woman, something Chad wouldn't touch with a ten feet pole. But nope. They can be three foot wheelchairbound midgets, totally retarded face, massive underbite. They still sit in that wheelie, with their braids and glasses, like "Ouuuh, I like Chad too!" Fuuuuuuck.

Some guys are just never gonna get laid. And some poor schmuck who only one generation ago would get a nice housewife is gonna have to settle for wheelie princess midget with a fucked up face.

That is worse than dying alone.

Exit the system man, don't accept this shit. Go gay

[Anonymous No.16458670]

>>16458652
She doesn't have a PhD

[Anonymous No.16458683]

>>16458652
>that music taste
absolutely not. They're all good artists or whatever but just fuck the idea of having to listen to that all the time

[Anonymous No.16458687]

>>16458652
By sageing, reporting and hiding off-topic threads

[Anonymous No.16458688]

[Anonymous No.16458698]

>>16458652
what an obnoxious turd brain

[Anonymous No.16458706]

>a 4mb image
what the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.16458709]

>>16458652
what qualifies a person to be a BLM activist? attend a protest with your phone out?

[Anonymous No.16458711]

>>16458652
Unironically by being traditionally good looking / and having bad boy / nazi vibes
Plus if you actually btfo her about her ideology, women love it when it happens

[Anonymous No.16458714]

>>16458706
phoneposting

[Anonymous No.16458721]

>>16458652
Have anons on here actually been memed so hard that they think the girl in OP’s pic is worth dating? Horrible taste on the part of this board if so

[Anonymous No.16458723]

How do you end up with a PhD at 23 years of age?

[Anonymous No.16458726]

>>16458652
>PhD at 23 in three subjects
????

[Anonymous No.16458731]

>>16458652

Manipulate her into thinking that you are also into globalhomo, bust a fat nut inside her, tell her to buy a plan b with her own money, ghost her

[Anonymous No.16458734]

>>16458723
by lying about it for some dick from a guy who has been to spain once or whatever and is getting a degree in comp lit

[Anonymous No.16458742]

>>16458726
women lol

[Anonymous No.16458745]

>>16458668
>Some guys are just never gonna get laid.
No guys should be getting laid except to procreate anyway.

[Anonymous No.16458746]

>>16458668
and thus, a new pasta is born.

[Anonymous No.16458749]

>>16458726
>>16458723
she's super smart. She has a 6 gorrilian IQ, she was the school president, the captain of the cheerleading squad, a violinist for the school band, and all around super popular. Inbetween mission trips to tanzania and whale saving expeditations in Iceland, she decided to pursue her passions in philosphy and literature.

[Anonymous No.16458754]

>>16458726
probably some retarded combo degree in murica

[Anonymous No.16458755]

>>16458652
PhD I think might just mean bachelor. I think its phrased that way in Southern European countries.

Also wtf, speak Ancient Greek and Latin very poorly, I think that is called not speaking, otherwise I can speak like 5 languages.

[Anonymous No.16458760]

>>16458755
>I think its phrased that way in Southern European countries.
????????????? no

[Anonymous No.16458762]

>>16458714
soo he should have used it on desktop tinder?

[Anonymous No.16458764]

>>16458721
HONESTLY. i can already tell the bitch has nothing to say, wants to be wined and dined, and will blatantly bullshit about her interests to whichever professor she met on Tinder, who will absolutely humor her because she is also mentally ill. i cannot imagine simping for this drab rectangular doughy lying whore who cannot get a sentence out without using 7 emojis

[Anonymous No.16458771]

>>16458764
*he is also mentally ill

[Anonymous No.16458772]

>>16458755
>I think its phrased that way in Southern European countries.
nigger phd is in ENGLISH we dont speak that SHIT over here and the concept od phd doesnt exist.

[Anonymous No.16458782]

>>16458668
based. being gay is absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.16458798]

>>16458782
Men suck. You have no idea how many women wish they didn't like men. Liking men is like a fucking curse. Thank God I like women.

[Anonymous No.16458802]

>>16458762
He should not have posted the thread at all.

[Anonymous No.16458804]

>>16458798
Dilate! It is dilation time! Begone, tranny!

[Anonymous No.16458808]

>>16458798
Based now fuck off to clamlicking while we discuss the esoteric nature of bussy

[Anonymous No.16458810]

>>16458714
Phone screenshots are not 4mb you autistic piece of shit. Why would someone make this image? This was taken on a galaxy S10

[Anonymous No.16458811]

>>16458804
I'm an heterosexual man lol

[Anonymous No.16458825]

>>16458798
>Thank God I like women.

but women don't have dicks???

[Anonymous No.16458828]

>>16458810
I have an iPhone you schizo

[Anonymous No.16458834]

>>16458668
There is a real insight in this, about understanding how women see average men by using an analogy

Take a man who is objectively a good deal above average, and to a woman that will be "average," because women right now can pick ANY man (unless they are extremely fuckugly or extremely fat, but even chubby/somewhat ugly girls have an easy time). She will view that man as an average man.

That's what you need to understand, but it doesn't hit home without an analogy. Imagine a woman you truly find average, to the extent that you wouldn't even really want to fuck her, you'd be actually disappointed that she isn't hotter. Or a girl who is fat to the point that it's not thick or chubby anymore, she's just plain fat, past the limits of your tolerance for fat in a girl. That's how a woman views YOU if you are a 6/10 man, objectively. She looks across the table on your little date and feels what you would feel when you see a fat 4/10.

Men you think are well, well above average, like an 8/10 guy, the AVERAGE WOMAN sees as an AVERAGE MAN. Anything below that, she is already annoyed at having to "settle." She already feels like she's doing you a favor by even going on a date with you. She is only just barely willing to give a guy like you a shot, once in a while, when she's between 8/10 guys (which she can have on demand), or on the rebound from a guy she actually likes.

It's a rigged game. The only winning move is not to play. There is no defeating women on this home turf, you are trying to talk sense into a girl who could be 5/10 and fat and still be utterly convinced that she deserves to have an exciting romantic life filled with tall european models who drive sports cars, and that it's a borderline insult to be on a date with you. How are you going to get through to that? You aren't. You might as well talk a junkie off crack *while* he's high.

Take solace in the fact that they hit the wall in a few years and go find a woman who isn't broken by tinder.

[Anonymous No.16458838]

>>16458828
Stop trying to LARP as me.

[Anonymous No.16458845]

>>16458828
Yes iPhones take screenshots approaching 24megapixels, sure

[Anonymous No.16458848]

>>16458652
>lgbt
That's not a gf. That's a bf!
>Dostoyevsky
Yeah, definitely a tranny.

[Anonymous No.16458857]

>>16458711
the girl's stupid but you're retarded

[Anonymous No.16458865]

>>16458772
Why are you getting so mad over a post on an imageboard. Calm down dude.

I don't know where you live, but pretty much the world over there is a concept of a PhD. Don't know what crack you're on.

[Anonymous No.16458887]

>>16458772
yes! in east of europe we are not have PhD only concept called “Biggest of Farm” where most farming earn you title of Doctor, my father build biggest cabbage in whole oblast so he have title “Doctor Kapusta” fuck to all decadent academics of west Americas

[Anonymous No.16458896]

>>16458652
don't be in USA

[Anonymous No.16458930]

>>16458746
...new?

[Anonymous No.16458971]

>>16458668
Or not be a faggot fucked in the ass

[Anonymous No.16458994]

>>16458652
So the favourite authors of this ostensibly gigabrained, three PhD having thot are fucking dosto, woolf and joyce?
That's like a master chef saying his favourite meal is a sugar packet.

[Anonymous No.16458997]

>>16458668
I'd rather be celibate than commit sodomy.

[Anonymous No.16459014]

>>16458652
Just got on tinder and noticed the amount of girls writing stuff about BLM and "don't message me if you're conservative" on their profiles is staggering.

I still message them though because I plan to convert them lol!

Unfortunately, they don't find me attractive but oh well lol!

[今晚打老虎 No.16459020]

>>16458652
>Black Lives Matter Activist
>Feminist
drop this dumb larping hooer
>>16458668
based

how to get gf like pic related?

[Anonymous No.16459028]

>>16458994
for dosto, maybe.

[Anonymous No.16459035]

>>16458652
Why would you want some dumb cunt for a gf?

[Anonymous No.16459048]

>>16459028
Joyce is the only author I'd expect someone with three PhDs to be interested in, out of the three mentioned. Even then, he's the go-to "I'm smart" author to (pretend to) enjoy.

[Anonymous No.16459050]

>>16458652
Women should be banned from reading Dostoevsky

[Anonymous No.16459052]

>>16458652
Blm, lgbt, feminist

Pop philosophy, dropped

[mothman No.16459055]

>>16458667
>Entry level literary fiction
>Joyce
kys or actually recommend some patrician shit. two options kiddo your choose

[Anonymous No.16459063]

>>16459048
>he doesn't unironically enjoy reading Finnegans Wake
it's the most fun book ever, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16459066]

>>16458652
How do I get a gf like pic related?

[Anonymous No.16459071]

>>16459048
Joyce himself would disagree with you lol

[mothman No.16459084]

>>16458687
based

[mothman No.16459095]

>>16458749
god if only she could just be real

[Anonymous No.16459096]

>>16459055
Before making any demands of me, faggot, you better have to complete works of Homer, Pindar, Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Euripides, Hesiod, Aristophanes, Herodotus, Arrian, Thucydides, Sappho, Plutarch, Ovid, Virgil, Lucretius, Arisoto, Horace, St. Augustine, Marcus Aurelius, Rabelais, Dante, Petrarch, Tasso, Bruno, Boccaccio, Leopardi, Machiavelli, Luther, Cervantes, Chaucer, the Beowulf poet, Chretien de Troyes, Marie de France, Sterne, Burton, Browne, Spenser, Wyatt, Sidney, Herbert, Percy Shelley, Tennyson, Donne, Pope, Dryden, Bacon, Novalis, Schelling, Schlegels, Hegel, Schopenhauer, Pascal, Lichtenberg, Dickinson, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Strindberg, Dickens, Marlowe, Diderot, Jonson, Potocki, Goethe, Bunyan, Gibbon, Addison, Smollett, Milton, Johnson, Boswell, Emerson, Quincey, Burke, Spinoza, Leibniz, Hume, Kant, Mary Shelley, Wollstonecraft, Racine, Baudelaire, Valery, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Moliere, Montaigne, Browning, Gray, Holderlin, Schiller, Shaw, Voltaire, Hugo, Balzac, Zola, Colette, Duras, Dumas, Stendhal, Nerval, Flaubert, Mallarme, Malraux, Chateaubriand, Artaud, Poe, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake, Byron, Keats, Arnold, Pater, Walter Scott, Swinburne, Thackeray, Rossetti, Carroll, William James, Henry James, Hawthorne, Twain, Melville, Dewey, Bergson, Whitehead, George Eliot, Williams, Frost, Cummings, Crane, Stevens, Whitman, Hughes, Plath, Trakl, Rilke, Celan, Montale, Neruda, Lorca, Tagore, Manzoni, Peake, Murdoch, Wharton, Wilde, Faulkner, O'Connor, Passos, Nietzsche, Marx, Adorno, Bloch, Lukacs, Bakhtin, Hamsun, Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Turgenev, Chekhov, Andreyev, Bely, Bulgakov, Gonchorov, Camoes, Pessoa, Queiroz, Saramago, Paz, Borges, Bloy, Pirandello, Huysmans, Lautreamont, Schwob, Casares, Bolano, Cortazar, Lima, Donoso, de Assis, Carpentier, Celine, Marquez, Unamuno, Gracq, Gide, Jarry, Camus, Conrad, Wells, Hardy, Salinger, Anderson, Ford, Maugham, Lawrence, Forster, Hrabal, Swift, Bronte, Woolf, Bachelard, Roussel, Beckett, Proust, Nabokov, Joyce, O'Brien, Yeats, Waugh, Heaney, Pinter, Auden, Hofmannsthal, Mann, Musil, Broch, Zweig, Bachmann, Jelinek, Lessing, Laxness, Simenon,Svevo, Levi, Buzzati, Quasimodo, Moravia, Llosa, Walser, Kafka, Babel, Schulz, Transtromer, Kertesz, Pavic, Andric, Grossmann, Linna, Mahfouz, Boll, Grass, Canetti, Pavese, Robbe-Grillet, Blanchot, Perec, Queneau, Calvino, Bernhard, Gass, Barth, Gaddis, Vollmann, Vidal, Hawkes, DeLillo, Pynchon, McCarthy, McElroy, Soseki, Murasaki, Shonagon, Kawabata, Mishima, Akutagawa, Tanizaki, Dazai, Oe, Xingjian, Mo Yan, Kosztolanyi, Gombrowicz, Ishiguro, Eco, Coetzee, Auerbach, Benjamin, Barthes, Pasternak, Derrida, de Man, Kristeva, Deleuze, Bateson, Foucault, Lyotard, Mcluhan, Eichenbaum, Davenport, Steiner, Munro, Carson, Handke, Arno Schmidt, Therouxs, Patrick White, Alfau, Marias, Enard, Claude Simon, Robinson, Elizabeth Bishop, Moldbug, Markson, Lowry, Bellow, and Dara

[Anonymous No.16459104]

>>16459063
I said "pretend to" in reference to people who say they read his work but never actually did. I knew a guy in college like that.

[Anonymous No.16459107]

>>16458652
Literally just swipe her on Tinder, you have to be trying to not get swiped as well

[Anonymous No.16459118]

>>16459096
>Bolano
why would you read a normie bestseller YA writer? KEK opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.16459124]

>>16459118
>why would you read a normie bestseller YA writer
>this faggot still trying to force the Bolaño YA shtick
Bro, you’re retarded and unfunny

[Anonymous No.16459129]

You have listen to Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Nara Leão, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Aporea, Half Japanese, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze and Kaoru Abe

[Anonymous No.16459132]

>>16459096
Wtf is wrong with you, I read everybody on this list before I was even 12 years old. Give me a real list or fuck off back to r/books with this entry-level-shit.

[Anonymous No.16459141]

>>16459124
there's nothing wrong with being YA bestseller writer. it's just not literary.

[Anonymous No.16459144]

>>16459132
Reread them in the Sumerian translations

[Anonymous No.16459151]

"Tfw no gf" threads on /lit/ should result in a permaban

[Anonymous No.16459157]

>>16459141
Cope harder, faggot. You’re a irreverent one-man gimmick who will only amount to failures of creating a shitposting trend on a Tibetan smoke reading board

[Anonymous No.16459169]

>>16459157
Coping is a Bolaño-like behaviour by excellence. He coped all of this life.

[Anonymous No.16459180]

>>16458652
>Dostoevsky
>Black lives matter activist
>Feminist

Does this bitch realize that Dostoevsky was a conservative Christian and black lives matter is marxism and feminism is progressive?

[Anonymous No.16459183]

>>16459169
This makes no sense. You’re a massive dullard.

[Anonymous No.16459227]

>>16459129
who are your three favorites of this bunch?

[Anonymous No.16459255]

>>16459183
>I'm from a shithole town in Chile? Let's cope by moving to a better country!
>Paz is a much superior poet than me and I will never be like him? Let's cope by trashing his public readings!
>I will never make it nor make any money as a fourth-rate poet? Let's cope by writing light fiction instead!
>I missed one of my homeland's most important historic moments? Let's cope by inventing a fiction where I'm the hero who survived and almost died!
>I was a stinky weirdo and attractive women didn't love me when I was young? Let's cope by creating an alter ego by all the women he meets!
cope after cope after cope. Bolaño is THE cope author by excellence. And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.16459270]

>>16459183
>I'm from a shithole town in Chile? Let's cope by moving to a better country!
>Paz is a much superior poet than me and I will never be like him? Let's cope by trashing his public readings!
>I will never make it nor make any money as a fourth-rate poet? Let's cope by writing light fiction instead!
>I missed one of my homeland's most important historic moments? Let's cope by inventing a fiction where I'm the hero who survived and almost died!
>I was a stinky weirdo and attractive women didn't love me when I was young? Let's cope by creating an alter ego who's desired by all the women he meets!
cope after cope after cope. Bolaño is THE cope author by excellence. And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.16459274]

>>16459255
t. butthurt Chilean

[Anonymous No.16459279]

>>16459270
Imagine deleting your comment topkek
Your platitudes are all retarded and specious to anyone who has read bolano

[Anonymous No.16459288]

Pseudo intellectual women like her have ruined society. Don’t they understand that degrees don’t mean shit anymore??
This cunt probably doesn’t even understand Kant. I fucking hate women who try so hard to be like men. Women only think with their emotions and will sell their souls for a Gucci bag. Women have to sense of duty and everything they believe, they believe in because they just want to fit in. Fuck I wish I could take away their right to vote.

[Anonymous No.16459298]

>>16459279
I've read his entire work. It's quite literally all there, and in interviews and texts written by the people who knew him. He was a fraud. A successful fraud in posterity, but a fraud nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.16459299]

>>16459288
>Women only think with their emotions and will sell their souls for a Gucci bag.
my sides

[Anonymous No.16459317]

>>16459227
Just listen to the albums Over-Nite Sensation and Apostrophe(') by Frank Zappa

[Anonymous No.16459325]

>>16458652

[Anonymous No.16459327]

>>16459288
>everything they believe, they believe in because they just want to fit in.
that's 99% of men too, they just are on average better at masking it in pretensions to critical thinking

[Anonymous No.16459330]

Fuck she’s so fucking annoying. Doesn’t she understand that she would most likely get raped by a nigger at a BLM protest?? Cunts like her deserve whatever happens to them. If she’s older than 21 and still believes in that “we have to love each other” bullshit, she still has a middle school mentality. Fuck, they all just regurgitate dumb shit they Learn at “women’s club” otherwise known as “women and gender studies.”

[Anonymous No.16459338]

>>16459327
If you’re a man and think this way you’re a faggot. Onions boys deserve the rope. Believe me “men” that do that are closeted faggots. The men I know don’t do that shit.

[Anonymous No.16459367]

>>16458834
I know this is bait but if there are people that actually believe this then all I can say is go outside for once. Actually talk to women and most importantly don't be weird.

[Anonymous No.16459372]

>>16459288
Based and truepilled

>>16459327
Men are on a spectrum of honor and dishonor, in a normal state of society there will be good men and feminine (bad) men but the good men will exercise an upward pull, and most men in their lives will go from some level of bad (feminine) to some level of good (masculine, honorable) by following the examples of the virtuous, which will be promoted both naturally and because it's in everyone's best interests to uphold them as paragons

Women are constitutionally incapable of honor

A man is born a child and has to become a man. Some men fail. Women are born children and remain children.

[Anonymous No.16459376]

>>16458772
We have its equivalent in every EU state you fucking retard.

>>16458754
2 subjects, "classics" is usually a BA minor/specialization of a literature major that you can choose to get a PhD in. Someone specializing in "classics" has a PhD in literature the same way someone specializing in e.g. apocalyptic lit does. Doing philosophy and literature side by side is a cakewalk too, shitloads of classes are shared. It's just a question of money.