Hitler's Failures as an Artist

[Anonymous No.16457838]

As we all know, Mein Kampf reads like wood and is generally terribly written. But it wasn't merely his writings that were laughably inept. Many stormfags post his paintings trying to say he was a great painter, in fact he was awful. Pic related
>this awful understand of perspective
>where is the vanishing point
I've never seen such unrealistic bullshit before.
>inb4 he was trying to go to art school
No excuse

[Anonymous No.16457877]

What?

[Anonymous No.16457879]

Let's see Original Poster's business paintings

[Anonymous No.16457890]

>>16457838
>pic related
That's a photo?
???
??????

[Anonymous No.16457896]

>>16457879
This is completely unrealistic, even in watercolor. Heres another of his more realistic works, as you can see his understanding of perspective is just atrocious

[Anonymous No.16457906]

>>16457896
what are you doing this is also a photo????????

[Anonymous No.16457932]

>>16457906
>>16457890
ARE YOU SLOW, BOY?

[Anonymous No.16457943]

>>16457838
What do you consider great paintings or great art? If you are just some postmodernist you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16457946]

Another abysmal painting of an alleyway

[Anonymous No.16457955]

>>16457838
Nobody cares. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16457961]

>>16457896
Is isn't that the point of going to art school, to learn to do art better?

[Anonymous No.16457962]

>>16457932
???

[Anonymous No.16457966]

>>16457896
>>16457943
They're from the old world dumbass, that's what it looks like over there. I can tell you've never been to the old world, dumbass!

[Anonymous No.16457980]

>>16457932
Can you explain OP's post to me anon? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.16458001]

>>16457980
People use this image
>>16457966
To say hitler was a bad artist and did not belong in art school(because it has more than one vanishing point)

It’s low tier bait

[Anonymous No.16458008]

>>16457980
2nd year art student being BTFO by Kruger dunning after summer holiday

[Anonymous No.16458009]

DO we have any of Hitlers writings on his art?
Do we know his intentions?
If we wanted to just do realism why would he even apply to university over an atelier?

[Anonymous No.16458024]

>>16458008
He was denied admission entirely iirc, not a second year student

[Anonymous No.16458034]

>>16458009
US military keeps what works of his or of him locked up in a bunker somewhere, they released a short documentary on it, their claim is the artwork is too ‘powerful’ to allow for public display

[Anonymous No.16458042]

>>16458034
The ones they have ownership of, obviously other nations likely have some of his and some that is of him from those days

[Anonymous No.16458049]

>>16458001
>it's low tier b8
>says the only poster to understand it
Behold, the exceedingly rare example of an actual smart person illustrating the Dunning Kruger effect

[Anonymous No.16458057]

>>16458001
Oh okay. I didn't even know what a vanishing point was until today.

[Anonymous No.16458068]

>>16458057
Since this is lit may I recommend alla Prima 2

[Anonymous No.16458080]

>>16457838
>Ah, yes, Hitler.. A terrible writer, I'm sure you are aware?
>Did you know foot fetishes are caused by the part of the brain that controls the genitals being next to the part of the brain that controls the feet so the wires get crossed?
>Heh, The Prince is clearly satire. Didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.16458106]

European Water based painting is terrible
He should have gave up or gone to Japan and learned it from the source

[Anonymous No.16458121]

>>16457838
You should know that it’s poor form to inb4 as op.

[Anonymous No.16458147]

>>16458080
>I'm sure you're aware that space is very big and existence is just materialism
>no, you shouldn't try to keep your genetic lineage strong and dominant, that's very racist!

[Anonymous No.16458193]

>>16458008
>>16458024
I think that both of you are less intuitive than the original guy who doesn't even understand the thread. Well done boys, wew

[Anonymous No.16458241]

>>16457838
If he had only discovered a superior medium early on.

[Anonymous No.16458309]

>>16458241
>the superior medium
>*laughs quite jewishly*

[Anonymous No.16458454]

>>16458309
Okay, this is unironically epic.

[Anonymous No.16458461]

I like Hitler though :D

[Anonymous No.16458467]

>>16457838
>As we all know, Mein Kampf reads like wood and is generally terribly written.

Shirer era meme

[Anonymous No.16459117]

>>16457838
>and is generally terribly written.

why the fuck this meme exists? just because you don´t like the content, it doesn´t mean the prose is terrible? i read it in high school and it was fine, i could understan what he was saying

[Anonymous No.16459126]

>>16457838
So...Hitler survived and actually became an architect?

[Anonymous No.16459146]

>>16459117
See>>16457932

>>16459126
Very based anon I like you

[Anonymous No.16459153]

>>16459117
The prose is terrible, though.

[Anonymous No.16459152]

>>16459146
you still don´t explain why you think his book is "terribly written"

[Anonymous No.16459164]

>>16459153
it´s fine, i don´t see anything wrong with it, easy to read

[Anonymous No.16459171]

>>16459152
what if I told you that I admire Hitler and I took the photos for this thread as a meta shitpost earlier this afternoon and you just don't get it

[Anonymous No.16459278]

>>1645916
I dont find it so, the writing is rather rambly and he frequently jumps between very different topics without any logical connection.

[Anonymous No.16459300]

>>16459171
what if i told you i don´t give a fuck about your oversocialized 4channer persona

[Anonymous No.16459335]

>>16459300
>t. butthurt that he didn't get it
It's okay, it looks like only one or two people did

[Anonymous No.16459337]

>>16458034
WHAT???

[Anonymous No.16459585]

>>16459278
>the german mode of existence
What, being fucking psychos?

[Anonymous No.16459840]

bump

[Anonymous No.16460176]

>>16459585
Reddit Moment

[Anonymous No.16460202]

>>16459164
Prose isn't just about being easy to read anon...

[Anonymous No.16460209]

>>16460176
that webm just took years off my life

[Anonymous No.16460217]

>>16460202
Not according to Hitler

>A man who possesses the art of correct reading will, in studying any book, magazine, or pamphlet, instinctively and immediately perceive everything which in his opinion is worth permanently remembering, either because it is suited to his purpose or generally worth knowing. Once the knowledge he has achieved in this fashion is correctly coordinated within the somehow existing picture of this or that subject created by the imagination, it will function either as a corrective or a complement, thus enhancing either the correctness or the clarity of the picture.

[Anonymous No.16460403]

>>16460217
Lmao wtf, he right tho

[Anonymous No.16460799]

>>16460217
he based

[Anonymous No.16461980]

bump

[Anonymous No.16462098]

>>16460202
show me 1 (one) kike that could write better than Hitler, or that could write with any semnlant of good prose

[Anonymous No.16462240]

>>16459337
US MILITARY KEEPS WHAT WORKS OF HIS OR OF HIM LOCKED UP IN A BUNKER SOMEWHERE, THEY RELEASED A SHORT DOCUMENTARY ON IT, THEIR CLAIM IS THE ARTWORK IS TOO ‘POWERFUL’ TO ALLOW FOR PUBLIC DISPLAY!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16462296]

>>16462240
>Hitler was denied entrance because the faculty feared his talent
>The holocaust was his final and most awesome work. A symphony played by the agonised cries of bleeding soldiers, choking jews, and punctuated by a single bang as a bullet shredded its creator.
>True art is built on suffering, after all
Guess Hitler had the last laugh in the end

[Anonymous No.16462381]

>>16462098
Herr Dohlen