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16454579 No.16454579 [Reply] [Original]

God does not exist. Jesus can get fucked in the ass. I would fuck his mom Mary while fingering her asshole

>> No.16454598

>>16454579
go back unfunny piece of shit

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>>16454579
I will pray for your blasphemous soul. God loves you.

>> No.16454612

Go be edgy to the mudslimes, anon.
>>16452187

>> No.16454633

Jeebuz was merely some random jewish thug cultist who got caught by roman police and executed for his crimes
If you genuinely believe there was more to him, you're the same breed of retards who deify George Floyd

>> No.16454654

based posts like these will not get the deserved respect on nu/lit/

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>>16454579

>> No.16454716

>>16454579
not funny or based. kill yourself immediately

>> No.16454741
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>>16454579
What the heck did you just say about me, you little sinner? I’ll have you know I am the Son of God, and I’ve been involved in numerous exorcisms of demonic entities, and I have over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in holy baptism and I’m the top messiah in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will send you to the everlasting torment of Hell with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my infallible words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, lost soul. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of angels across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, evildoer. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re in trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can curse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Holy Spirit. Not only am I extensively trained in being a world savior, but I have access to more than twelve legions of angels and I will use them to its full extent to make you atone for your sins, you little infidel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wicked tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pray for you and I hope you repent. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.

>> No.16454742

>>16454612
but jesus is their prophet too, they just reject trinitarianism

>> No.16454748

>>16454579
Eternally based.

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>>16454579
>>16454633
Can you tribalists please fuck off back to shilling on /pol/. You're not gonna get paid for shitposting on a Dostoyevski board.

>> No.16454754

>>16454747
Look at the front page, retard. /lit/ is a pure shitposting board.

>> No.16454767

>>16454579
This being the literature board, may I ask what literature you're referring to?

>> No.16454774

>>16454767
The Talmud, oviously.

>> No.16454782

>>16454579
based.