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16448435 No.16448435[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Should we kill ourselves today?

>> No.16448437

>>16448435
Ask again tomorrow

>> No.16448445

>>16448435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGpXlL5Ltdc

>> No.16448455

Just try deleting the wojacks first

>> No.16448456

>>16448435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuBQkdsajVE

>> No.16448469

>>16448435
It's an awesome sunny day out there. I think I'll just hop on my bike and go for a ride around town.

>> No.16448496
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>>16448435
I'm holding out for the alien invasion at the end of this year. If nothing happens, it's rope time.

>> No.16448518

>>16448435
The gallows in my garden, people say,
Is new and neat and adequately tall;
I tie the noose on in a knowing way
As one that knots his necktie for a ball;
But just as all the neighbours–on the wall–
Are drawing a long breath to shout “Hurray!”
The strangest whim has seized me…. After all
I think I will not hang myself to-day.

To-morrow is the time I get my pay–
My uncle’s sword is hanging in the hall–
I see a little cloud all pink and grey–
Perhaps the rector’s mother will not call–I fancy that I heard from Mr. Gall
That mushrooms could be cooked another way–
I never read the works of Juvenal–
I think I will not hang myself to-day.

The world will have another washing-day;
The decadents decay; the pedants pall;
And H.G. Wells has found that children play,
And Bernard Shaw discovered that they squall,
Rationalists are growing rational–
And through thick woods one finds a stream astray
So secret that the very sky seems small–
I think I will not hang myself to-day.

Prince, I can hear the trumpet of Germinal,
The tumbrils toiling up the terrible way;
Even to-day your royal head may fall,
I think I will not hang myself to-day.

>> No.16448524

>>16448435
Do it faggot. But don't be cliche. Invent a new form of suicide to inspire other fags. Challenge a grisly bear to a duel using only a chainsaw as your weapon. Raise a family of rats, then put them into a metal bucket then put the open end on your chest, then apply the heat of a blowtorch onto the bucket so that your family of pet rats burrow into your chest and eat your black little heart. Bonus points for putting a camera in the bucket and streaming it along with the outside of the bucket. But we mostly want to see your face. Mostly. Cut your own head off with chainsaws, but devise a chainsaw guillotine of some sort. Be epic. This is the last [and probably only] opportunity for you to make people think you are cool for once in your worthless, boring, banal excuse for a life. Isn't suicide fun?

>> No.16448557

>>16448435
Sorry I just made tea

>> No.16448704

IM SO FUCKING LONELY

>> No.16448723

im gonna look at some pornography to make me feel better

>> No.16448731
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>>16448435
Don't do it anon! There's much to admire in this world, even in these cities. Also if you try to kill yourself you'll likely just end up in a psychward, reading all day (which aint too bad really)

>> No.16448736

>>16448704
Oh yeah? So what? we all are. Welcome to life in the 21st century, where clown is the name of the game. Either get clown or lay clown. Don't get it yet? Embrace your solitude. Write a story about some magic-user that cures the world. DO SOMETHING FAGGOT. Stop being such a mindless consoomer. Get in here and write about the Jebus that Saves Fags from being Alone.

>>16447539

>> No.16448747

>>16448723

>>16448108

>> No.16448753

>>16448435
Nah, maybe tomorrow mate

>> No.16448761

>>16448753
oh wow. You fags even fail at suicide, the ultimate form of failure. Congrats.