/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16446877]

>1200 word essay due at 5pm tommorow

[Anonymous No.16446882]

>>16446877
Get to work anon!

[Anonymous No.16446884]

>>16446877

No Bosco! No! You have so much to live for! Haven't I always told you you were a good boy?!

[Anonymous No.16446916]

>>16446882
I have 300 words done

[Anonymous No.16447066]

1200 ain't shit. You got this.

[Anonymous No.16447070]

>>16446877
1200 words is not that much, another thing is if they are asking quality.

[Anonymous No.16447090]

>>16446877
If you can't write, read.

[Anonymous No.16447139]

>>16446877
>750 word paper due next Wednesday

[Anonymous No.16447213]

>>16447139
You could do that in a day if you wanted to. 750 words is nothing.

[Anonymous No.16447216]

>>16446877
it's less than three pages for god's sake, are you eleven years old?

[Anonymous No.16447224]

>500 word paper due in 2 weeks
It's over isn't it?

[Anonymous No.16447232]

>3 page 1.5 spaced essay due Tuesday
I wanna fuckin' die.

[Anonymous No.16447443]

>Post-it note with my name written on it due on my deathbed

[Anonymous No.16447460]

>>16446877
that's 4 hours, nothing to panic about
>>16446916
1 hour down

[Anonymous No.16447480]

>Explain to uni mental health services my lifelong procrastination problem
>can't get started on work or studying until hours before its due
>mentally blocked from start 6-10 page papers until the night before, causing intense mental anguish
>heavily behind on my reading all the time in lit classes
>"I won't prescribe you anything ecause your grades are too high"
I am cursed to suffer a middling, mentally crippled existence because I cope too well with my non existent work ethic
It doesn't matter that I can never get ANYTHING started outside of school, that I have a decayed social circle, no job, and no progress on any of my passions. I cram too well and have too strong a grasp of grammar and syntax to deserve treatment. Maybe I should just let my grades crash this semester, but then I might lose my scholarships

[Anonymous No.16447532]

>1 page essay due in a month

[Anonymous No.16447625]

>>16447480
u seem like a smarter me. good luck and if u ever figure it all out be sure to post about it somewhere

[Anonymous No.16447633]

>3,200 tax law research essay due on Sunday.

Haven’t started.

[Anonymous No.16447644]

>two page paper due at the end of the semester

[Anonymous No.16447650]

>5 word 4chan shitpost due at the end of my fap

[Anonymous No.16447655]

>15 page essay due friday
fuck me

[Anonymous No.16447726]

>>16446877
dude my notes alone are over 80 000 characters

[Anonymous No.16449120]

Bump

[Anonymous No.16449246]

>proof of object permanence development due upon heat death of universe

oh fuck where did my computer come from I thought it disappeared

[Anonymous No.16449304]

>>16446877
>100 character paragraph due Tuesday

[Anonymous No.16449328]

>>16446877
So? I wrote 2600 words just this morning. Drink some whiskey and get to writing.

[Anonymous No.16449386]

>submit essay by 11:59pm due date
>find out you responded to the wrong essay prompt
>stay up until 4 in the morning rewriting the entire essay

[Anonymous No.16449396]

>>16446877
these threads, 5 years ago used to infuriate me because i would always have multiple 10+ page essays due in short order. fuck school man

[Anonymous No.16449401]

>submit essay by 11:59pm due date
>find out you responded to the wrong essay prompt
>stay up until 5 in the morning rewriting the entire essay

[Anonymous No.16450483]

>>16447650
бaceд

[Anonymous No.16450516]

>2500 words for next May
ITS OVER ITS FUCKING OVER AAGGHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.16450535]

>half a page essay due in 3 months
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEYESSSSSS

[Anonymous No.16450562]

>have to have two books read for Monday to begin my essay that makes a large percentage of my grade
>was tasked with picking two books over summer
>just got finished reading two on the approved list today
>both suck and can’t write an essay on them
>will have to bang out two more over the weekend

[Anonymous No.16450711]

>>16446877
Write a creative short story and for words 1150 through 1200 conclude with your thoughts on the subject you were supposed to write about.

[Anonymous No.16450776]

>>16447480
Because there's nothing wrong with you.
You're too smart for your own good and you're lazy as fuck.

Stop looking for some divine answer to your problems when you're just being a dumb dumb

[Anonymous No.16451552]

>>16450711
It’s a philosophy essay

[Anonymous No.16452135]

>>16447443
You have less time than you think.

[Anonymous No.16452151]

>>16447213
nice meta-bait

[Anonymous No.16452153]

>>16447480
faggot kys

[Anonymous No.16452375]

I once wrote a 25 page paper on the geological processes behind the formation of a yardang. Doable in 3 weeks, but it was brutal.

[Anonymous No.16452721]

>>16446877
If they expect me to write a 1000 word essay in 40min for the HSC,you can definitely do 900 more words for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.16452947]

>>16446877
I wrote 12,000 in two days earlier this month, 1200 is piss.

[Anonymous No.16452992]

>>16446877
Post what you have, we will finish it for you.