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OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA MORE LIKE KANT REACH THE TOP SHELF AHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

>> No.16434152

>>16434145
That was chad height those days

>> No.16434155
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16434155

Take your heightist non /lit/ thread back to /pol/ or /fit/ you midwit

>> No.16434163

>>16434145
Dilate

>> No.16434170

>>16434145
Might have pushed him to accomplish something. Kind of funny a short guy will have more influence in history than most people.

>> No.16434178
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16434178

>>16434145
holy shit lmao

>> No.16434209
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16434209

Why are all great and influential people of history manlets, my short-statured kings?

>> No.16434267

>>16434145
he's literally me

>> No.16434275

Alexander Pope was like 4'10 or some shit LMAO

>> No.16434284

Reminder that the future human is small males and large females and there is nothing you can do about it

>> No.16434294

>>16434284
Based manlets and giantesses

>> No.16434299

>>16434178
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HE IS LITERALLY A BABY

>> No.16434317

>To what heights shall man grow in the absence of God?
>Tall enough that his feet touch the ground
- Kant

https://youtu.be/fgerL96Df_Y

>> No.16434366

>>16434209
To compensate for their lack of height. Tallfags don't have an incentive to make a name for themselves, because they already get all the social attention they need by mere virtue of their genes.

At any rate, weren't people in general a good deal shorter back in the day, because they didn't have access to proper nutrition?

>> No.16434390

>>16434366
>tfw 5'5" and have to be an Übermensch to survive

I can't coast through life like my tall fag friends do or I'll die alone. It's okay though, I like being productive, just sucks that's it's so much harder to live at this stature. Maybe it's just an American thing...

>> No.16434430

lenin was a midget as well

why are manlets so based

>> No.16434826

>>16434152
Keep convincing yourself that if you got in a time machine you'd be the king of manlets because you'd get mogged nigga

>> No.16434844

>>16434178
>157m
>1.6m
Did a manlet code this calculator?

>> No.16434918

I bet /lit/ is fairly short in general. Pretty hilarious

>> No.16434922

>>16434178
>burgers

>> No.16434951

>>16434178
>>16434844
Holy shit. He's almost an inch and a half shorter. Like 5" 1/2"

>> No.16434985
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16434985

he was probably quite tall

>> No.16435107

>>16434366
>Tallfags don't have an incentive to make a name for themselves, because they already get all the social attention they need by mere virtue of their genes.
Do you really think that being tall just automatically makes you attractive, likeable, charismatic etc?
t. 6’3” with 5.5inch skinny penis

>> No.16435120

>>16434317
Based, height doesn't matter before God.

>> No.16435126

>>16434985
Cringe. Twitter hot-takes are drivel made to sound sophisticated but say absolutely nothing

>> No.16435175

>>16435107
Unironically yes, 6'3" is life on easy mode if you aren't a complete fuck up.

>> No.16435201

>>16435126
I think it was supposed to be a joke, anon

>> No.16435215

>>16435175
Can confirm

>> No.16435223

>>16434178
why use a program instead if just goggle?

>> No.16435224

>>16435201
no the Lindy guy is a fag

>> No.16435461

>>16435175
Height isn’t as important as you think it is. If you’re gonna get all autistically looksmaxfaggish, then face and personality are unironically way more important. I’m not denying height is a significant factor, but face and personality (eg charisma, confidence, emotional intelligence, likability) are gonna be way more helpful in life (and I’m talking generally here, not just women).

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16435467

>>16434284
>>16434294

>> No.16435523
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16435523

God was a manlet. Lanlets BTFO

>> No.16435531

>>16435523
fug i ment lanklet

>> No.16435718

>tfw 160 cm
What should i do tallchads?

>> No.16435796

>>16434366
you do understand one’s mind is also genetic, right? being as mentally gifted as kant was as genetic as height is.
Also Kant was an asexual autist who hated foids so I much doubt he felt any need to compensate for his height when decided to critique pure as well as practical reason.

>> No.16435808

>>16435718
become my gf

>> No.16435813

>>16435718
Haha wow I am a woman and taller than you how does this feel?

>> No.16435872

>>16435718
>>16435813
L O N D O N

>> No.16435892

>>16435813
Post tits or gtfo

>> No.16435919
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16435919

>>16435813
STEP ON ME MOMMY UWU

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16435986

>>16435813
post feet please

>> No.16436038
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16436038

The greatest men to ever live were all short, autistic, and sexually frustrated. If you DON’T meet this criteria you are destined to be nothing more than a normie delegated to the footnotes of history.

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16436079

>>16435919

>tfw when slightly above average male height
>will never have a taller woman to hold me in her arms like this

Why even live.

>> No.16436101

>>16436038
What about George Washington?

>> No.16436115

>>16435813
I’m 175 are you taller then me? If so wanna be my gf?

>> No.16436125
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16436125

>>16435813
You could also be my gf if you’re not taller then me.

>> No.16436133

>>16436101
overrated for the sake of america’s “founding” myth, and his statues are coming down by the woke storm as we speak. make no mistake, people will still be talking about Alexander the Great, Octavius, Kant, Napoleon, Hegel and Wagner long after they stopped caring about George Washington.

>> No.16436139

>>16434145
Manlets will rule this world. Manlets as proved by your pic related are the driving force of progress. China is a country of manlets, much more powerful than lanklet Netherlands and Sweden

>> No.16436142

>>16434152
In Germany!? No fucking way, impossible.

>> No.16436148

>>16436139
>Manlets will rule this world.
Short men already rule the world

>> No.16436153

>>16435813
post feet!!!

>> No.16436157

>>16436148
My bad, friend, we always have

>> No.16436175

>>16434985
I legit laughed so hard reading this, next level mega cope, and I'm a manlet though.

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16436568

>>16436139
Manlets I KNEEL

>> No.16436571

>>16434145
You really imagined this turbo-autist being some chad while reading his works??

>> No.16436711

>>16434826
Bruh cite that shit faggot nigga do you even read??

>> No.16437063

>>16435201
You can say any inane garbage under the pretense of humor. We're just going to laugh at you instead of with you, however.

>> No.16437260

>>16435107
tall dudes are like girls or white people in general who have no idea how good they have it

>> No.16437294

>>16435107
>think that being tall just automatically makes you attractive, likeable, charismatic etc?
>t. 6’3”

Heres a test use a dating app or if you already are change your height to 5'3 and take a look at the difference in response rate.

>> No.16437307

>>16437063
calm down, he was just joking about that joke

>> No.16437326

>>16434209
Manlet rage is a superpower

>> No.16437335

>>16434317
And high enough that his heads are in the clouds

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16437348

>>16435523
>everyone from a certain area must conform to the average height of these skeletons we found
>therefore, Jesus Christ was undeniably X feet tall, looked like this, had this kind of hair, etcetera and this is based on the theory that He is not outstanding or a real spiritual figure
Ladies and gentlemen, please pause for a moment of science

>> No.16437383

>>16435523
5 foot 5 is 165, not 170. I don't know why but when I see basic mistakes like conversion errors in articles it makes me feel complete rage and disgust

>> No.16437499

>>16434152
WHy lyign?

You know he was manlet senpai. Napoleon manlet levels

>> No.16437521

>>16436038
look at this frog poster trying to justfy an existance that is without meaning or purpose.

why mr frog poster? why do you persist?