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> fairly big reader
> meet girl
> try and get her interested in books
> fail
> try and at least get her into video games
> fail
> be friends with her quietly for several years
> go on with my life, such as it is

>> No.1642715

Maybe if you weren't so fat she would have liked you.

>> No.1642714

WHAT THE FUCK GO TO ANYWHERE ELSE PLEASE WITH THIS BULLSHIT

>> No.1642717

>>>/boring stories/

>> No.1642719

>>1642714
Seconded.

And reported. You don't have to be so impotent, Anon. Report it.

>> No.1642716

And... you're... writing a book about it... or...

You know what board you're in, right? Or am -I- the lost one?

>> No.1642722

sneak into her room while she's asleep and quietly insert your flaccid penis into her mouth. once inside, gently wake her. as she opens her eyes, the first thing she will see is your standing over her with your penis extending into her mouth. that's your ticket out of the friend zone.

>> No.1642726

i believe you, op
here, have a better ending:
> go on with my life, suck a dick

>> No.1642736

>try and at least get her into video games
Any activity is better than vidya. I bet your reading consists of Warhammer novels and Dwarf Fortress fanfiction.

>> No.1642738

sunhawk is shit tier

>> No.1642741
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>>1642736

Picture is what I've read recently.

>> No.1642745

>>1642741
You're fucking boring. Give her Twilight or Harry Potter. You know, SUPERIOR BOOKS.

>> No.1642746
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1642746

this is like a Brownbear thread but even shittier, without anything Naked Lunch related and absolutely off topic,

>> No.1642753

>>1642746
jelly bb detected

>> No.1642761

>>1642741
This pic hasn't changed in the past fucking month.

You really are a fucking douche canoe.

>> No.1642768

>>1642753
I'm not bb (I'm not gay) and I'm not jelly of such a shit.

>> No.1642778

>>1642768
jelly bb confirmed

>> No.1642802

>>1642778
of course, moron...
like if that wasn't obvious that this thread sucks.

>> No.1642812

>>1642711
aww she'd look even cuter with my dick inbetween her lips :P

>> No.1642821

sunhawk a parody of something that sucks (e.g., brownbare's posts) should be more entertaining than the thing that sucks, not less so

>> No.1642835

>go on with my life, such as it is

what a tweest

>> No.1642845

Sunhawk trying constantly to make himself popular on this board, copying Brownbear's greentext bullshit and inserting himself into tripfag pictures. Pathetic really.

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What's the matter /lit/? His story isn't like the sci-fi you read with big guns?

Is the story too deep for you guys?

>> No.1642863

>>1642859

it is cliched and false
if truth is beauty this is some ugly shit

>> No.1642904

Go back to gamefaqs, sunhawk.

>> No.1643004

>>1642845
>>1642845
i made the tripfag pic with him in it

i liked the tweest at the end where you just got on with shit M Night Shamalyan

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brownbear, why are all these people flaming me?

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>>1643004
>>1643004
Sorry about the thread a few days ago, where we trolled BrownBear. Can I ask; was it just me who got banned for 2 days, or was it everyone in that thread?

>> No.1643031

>>1643023

What thread was this?

>> No.1643038

>>1643031
everyone did a parody of bb in a thread; sarcastically mimicking his prose. The OP thought it would be a good idea for everyone to become "BlueBears" or a different color bear to clear /lit/ of tripfags. Obviously he got banned.

>> No.1643040

>>1643023
MauveBear here< i wasn't banned. Of course I didn't really do any trolling anyway so whatever

>> No.1643043
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1643043

>Girlfriend mainly reads Harry Potter over and over again
>Start recommending books
>She reads
>Pillow talk about Master and Margarita

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>>1643043
>nedroid

>> No.1643095

>>1643023
>>1643023
i think most of the coloured bears got banned.
i did not.

>> No.1643100

>>1643023
>>1643023
>>1643040
>>1643040
also i thought you guys were keeping that up?
i was rather enjoying having my little army of followers and fans...

>>1643008
>>1643008
i think they're just jealous you read so much

>> No.1643148

Brownbear, I'll always be your fan.

Until I'm not.

>> No.1643163

none of the bears got banned (I was RedBear).
we just wouldn't do something as stupid as being a tripfag outside of a thread pointing out what a fucking douchebag you are.