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>> No.16424763

>>16424664
Diametrically opposed to such a noncery.

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>> No.16424880

>>16424792
But both are sensible images. Both the body, and the sculpture. The real platonists would be contemplating the forms, not observing them with their gross senses. Yes I have autism, and this picture offended me.

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>>16424792
Yes

>> No.16424931

reddit humor thread

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>>16424880

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>> No.16425003

>>16424974
wot

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>>16425003
crime and punishment in a nutshell

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>>16424620

>> No.16425295

>>16424978
top kek

>> No.16425454

>>16424880
i thought the same but it's still funny.

What actually made me REEE was the library copy of The Republic I read had something scrawled next to the allegory of the cave to the effect of "it's just like how the media shows us what they want and we don't pay attention to what's in front of us". Motherfucker did you entirely skip the previous side of the page where he explains that (basically) forms don't exist in the physical world? That 'stuff right in front of you' is still just shadows you thick sod. I realized his prof probably gave him the incorrect interpretation and he flipped to the page so he could confirm it and pat himself on the back for reading plato.

I'm glad there's another person alive as autistic as I am. Too bad we're doomed as a whole.

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>>16424620

>> No.16425498

>>16425454
>it's just like how the media shows us what they want and we don't pay attention to what's in front of us

Its not an extremely bad analogy, the guy is just using an example from his life to put it in a way he understands it more easily, he's not necessarily implying what you think he is. You are right about being extremely autistic though.

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>wordsworth classics covers

>> No.16425539

>>16425454
You could literally apply the same reasoning to the allegory of the cave you utter brainlet, its just an allegory, except he's using the media and reality instead of a cave wall and shadows, its perfectly viable.
>What actually made me REEE was the copy of The Republic I read had something about an allegory of the cave to the effect of "it's just like if a pupeteer was showing you shadows on a wall of the cave and we dont pay attention to the light". Motherfucker did you entirely skip the previous side of the page where he explains that (basically) forms don't exist in the physical world? That 'light and the sun after you leave the cave' are still just shadows you thick sod

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>> No.16425681

>>16424978
>>16425295
Explain pls

>> No.16425705

>>16424664
half of those are normal and the same behaviour is present in other language. in fact, if your language evaluates 0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 as TRUE something's wrong

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Wordsworth has some very good covers unironically.

>> No.16425725

>>16425705
huh, that does happen in python too I just tried.
I guess it's a truncation thing.

you're supposed to define a tolerance error if you want to comare those 2 things right?

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>> No.16425734

>>16425024
so kakkoi

>> No.16425757

>>16425681
it's canadas famous incel mass shooter

>> No.16425759

>>16425725
python is one of the most idiosyncratic languages that is widely used. it completely disregards common metaphors and conventions. beginners find it more intuitive though.

yes, most langs you'd have to round or specify tolerance

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>> No.16425796

>>16425757
What about a man falling from the chair?

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>>16425024
Who did it better?

>> No.16425880

>>16425759
what does it disregard?

>> No.16425881

>>16425790
His philosophy is shit by design. Made it vague enough so that no female could really understand it and pretentious enough so that they couldn’t help but be turned on. Hes an ugly bastard but I give him props for engineering a way to get mad pussy despite it.

>> No.16425896

>>16425681
https://youtu.be/Y_xb_JnXGeI

>> No.16425998

>>16425705
Yeah that's seems fine, but then I don't understand why 0.5+0.1==0.6 is different. You can define the results of a bunch of this however you want, it's the irregularities which are especially confusing.

>> No.16426048

>>16425998
it's different because of all the digits you don't see. 0.6 is never equal to 0.6, it might be 0.60000000000000001 or 0.600000000000000003 or 0.59999999999999. there's always some error associated with a number

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>> No.16426140

>>16425880
superficial examples

>no ++ operator
>no || or && operators
>weird scoping rules
>no private attributes (weird roundabout ways of hiding variables)
>__this_crap__
>forced indentation

and this is just the surface. once you dive deep into python you find it behaves unlike any other language

>> No.16426152

>>16426140
eh, for a free matlab it's not bad

>> No.16426163

>>16426152
are you aware of octave? it's literally a matlab clone that's also free

>> No.16426166

>>16424952
Ah, joker, what a Sisyphean being he was

>> No.16426226

>>16426163
I'm stuck with python now, but I used octave before.

i'm starting to feel indifferent about languages, they are just something you use to write and solve math

>> No.16426292

>>16425724
>it's real

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>>16424620

>> No.16426381

>>16426318
>thumbnail
fuck you anon post the full version

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>>16424620
I legit hate the new yorker. I can't even articulate it, it fills me with alexithymic fury
something about the readership and stupid fuckin references to shit everyone's read
not even funny

>> No.16426407

>>16426381
>not using image search

>> No.16426425

>>16425466
I am reading Hamlet right now, 3.4.161-171 is one passage in the long line of the habit self-help industry

>> No.16426482

>>16424978
K E K
E
K

>> No.16426529

>>16426140
>>no ++ operator
i regard that as an advantage
>forced indentation
this too

>> No.16426541

>>16426529
>>forced indentation
"no", absolute fucking trash, even worse than golang's forced naming conventions

>> No.16426545

>>16426529
forced indentation is nice because it makes you write readable code, although brackets would be nice too sometimes it gets confusing.

but what's wrong with ++?

>> No.16426561

>>16426545
i've just always hated that notation
i especially hate --x

>> No.16426606

>>16426545
>forced indentation is nice because it makes you write readable code
if you think readable code is the product of indentation you have never written a complex program

>> No.16426673

how to spot a pseud
>python
>java
>c variant
stop feeling proud for learning babbys first programming language. good for you that you know fucking if then statements. come talk to me when youre coding in sql

>> No.16426682

>he doesn't prod the memory directly with a soldering iron and etch programs manually
ngmi

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>>16424974

>> No.16426707

>>16426673
>coding in sql
>calls python, c and javascript pseud
kek

>> No.16426724

>>16426673
you programmers are all just monkey that copypaste shit off google.

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>> No.16426785

>>16425466
>aye, there's the rub
lol'd

>> No.16426912

>>16424978
holy shit that's hilarious

>> No.16427225

>>16426724
true

>> No.16427242

>>16424926
You have to go back.

>> No.16427261

>>16426706
It's pretty much how Raskolnikov acted, though.

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>> No.16428804

>>16424664
>JavaScript
I'm learning web design and JavaScript is just the worst.

>> No.16428816

>>16425024
ngl nietzsche looks horrible as well.

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>> No.16428875

>>16425896
Still don't get it and don't really want to watch 2 hours of that. Is the meme just that he is awkward?

>> No.16428882

>>16428791
Celibacy is the best thing you can do in any mental pursuit. All the s*x havers are wasting all their creative energy on ungrateful children.

>> No.16428908

>>16425806
Damn he was thicc

>> No.16428933

>>16424974
What's the punchline?

>> No.16428945

>>16425015
Okay but what's the joke?

>> No.16428978

>>16428660
>-oomer memes

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>> No.16429077

>>16425724
This looks like it was made by a 14 year old who just learned how to use GIMP

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>> No.16429199

>>16428875
He's completely emotionless, his voice is monotone, his answers consists mostly of "yes", "no", and "I don't know", keeps his hands on the desk or in his lap the entire two hours, and barely breaks eye contact with the detectives. They fail to get anything out of him, get irritated, and that detective puts a lot of faith into that swivel chair.

>> No.16429253

>>16426673
>come talk to me when youre coding in sql
This is a joke, right?

>> No.16429281

>>16429199
I'll never understand why anyone would subject himself to an interview with a police detective, of all people. Is it just some niche form of masochism? Or the prospect of a more structured existence, with free room and board? Baffling.

>> No.16429291

>>16424880
Ever heard of a visual metaphor?

>> No.16429319

>>16429281
do you have a choice if you are the prime suspect and they get a warrant?
also he did actually commit the murder

>> No.16429321

>>16425705
> in fact, if your language evaluates 0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3 as TRUE something's wrong
There are languages for symbolic computation in which that would be a completely valid expression (as it should be). You are only talking about languages that implement real numbers by wrapping over certain floating point hardware standard. Even in that case, some allow overloading of basic operators, and making floating point comparisons in a way that would evaluate it as true. It is not a one-size-fits-all solution, though, as the programmer still should understand how all of it works.

Lurk more.

>> No.16429337

>>16429321
ok wolfram mathematica evaluates it as truth huh
you live you learn

>> No.16429347

still, it makes total sense why it would be false in some languages

>> No.16429355

>>16424792
Forms don't exist in “real world”. “Platonists”, just as all other people, can only study the sensible image. In this case, most likely, by putting their cameras under her skirt.

>> No.16429358

>>16429319
Yes, all the evidence pointed towards him and he took a plea deal.

>> No.16429399

>>16429319
Of course you have a choice. If you're detained by police, you say "I'm invoking my right to an attorney" or "my attorney has instructed me not to answer any questions at this time" etc. *Especially* if you committed the murder. Duh.

>> No.16429412

>>16428660
>Nick Land
>Bloomer

>> No.16429433

>>16424880
>The real platonists would be contemplating the forms, not observing them with their gross senses.
So masturbating in the dark to vague memories of anime girls?

>> No.16429441

>>16429337
This was not just a counterexample. Look into the difference between implementations — in this case, interpreting the values as rounded limited precision numbers vs objects with specific meaning (decimal fractions) interacting with other objects (plus and equation signs).

>> No.16429488

>>16428660
>Nick Land is a bloomer

Someone hasn't read "A Dirty Joke" yet

>> No.16429618

>>16424974
The joke is that this is how brainlets(99% of the 1% who actually read on this shitboard) look at this novel.