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16413216 No.16413216 [Reply] [Original]

He's never gonna finish the series is he?

>> No.16413220

>>16413216
I didn’t know your dad wrote books

>> No.16413241

>>16413216
Why do you care? You must be underage if you care at all about his books.
>>16413220
KEK, based

>> No.16413265

>>16413216
OPs dad after a BLM conference

>> No.16413316

>>16413216
Sorry, he's hard at work on Elden Ring, FROMSoft's latest and greatest video game!.

Mi-Mi-Miya*sputters as he loses oxygen* MITSUBISHI-san, I am a VERY busy man, you must understand *eats* I am as of late working quite diligently on my newest book, The *fart* The WINDS of Winter, *sweats loudly* I have only so much time to devote to your little electronic amusement.*hacks up chicken bone* But what I find TRULY egregious, based on the material you have provided me, and *belches* based on your PREVIOUS work, is the complete lack of believable World-Building. In particulaaaaaaaarrrrrr*heart stops for 20 seconds* the complete LACK of any description of Lord Gwyn, who is a KING I suppose *snort* having ANY kind of discernible tax policy! His capital, Anal London I believe you so quaintly named it *chuckles* seems to be quite grandiose, aye? But how does he PAY for it all? Flying buttresses ah yes, great big knights patrolling around, who pays for THOSE? *urine stain slowly spreads on shorts* You've got to THINK about these things, man, or else I won't get any work done at all! *falls into diabetic coma*

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16413761

>>16413316
kek

>> No.16413861

>>16413216

He is going to finish it. I GUARANTEE you he will finish it.

He works slowly, perhaps - as some account slowness - but that's only because he cares deeply about the quality of the finished work.