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>Hi, I would like to apply for your University's English Literature course.

>> No.16405213

>>16404882
A great choice.

>> No.16405586
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16405586

>Me? History of course.

>> No.16405590

>>16405586
Whyd they make him balding?

>> No.16405599

>>16404882
>"Why would you want to do that lol?"

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16405600

>Hm? No, I do not believe in starting with the Greeks. I believe you never truly finish the Greeks.

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16405602

>>16404882
Which one?

>> No.16405651

>>16404882
>Sure thing anon! Just so you know, we've begun distancing ourselves from "problematic" literature of the past like Dostoyevsky and Conrad, and are now working on adding more inclusive authors, such as Toni Morrison and Ta-Nehisi Coates!

>That'll be $26000 plus tip! Enjoy your stay!

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16405683

>Here's a sample of my work, I'd like to skip ahead to a PHD in Sumerian literature

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16405691

>I- I majored in sex! ~~

>> No.16405721

>>16405691
>Welcome to Recieving Anal 101. This is a required module to past fist semester
>Vaginal penetration is a postgrad course anon, did you not read the syllabus?

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16405732

>Good evening, sir, I'd like to apply as chair to your Assyrian demonology department.

>> No.16405740

>>16405721
Perfect satire of the actual university experience, actually.

>> No.16405759

>>16405721
>past fist semester
hehe

>> No.16406145

I'm about to start my English Lit degree(yeah I know it's worthless or whatever) what books should I have read before starting it. I always feel I'm not well read enough

>> No.16406169

>>16406145
Read whatever you truly want to read because once you are done with English Lit you won't want to touch a book again in your life.

>> No.16407356

>arrive at uni
>it's a bunch of zoomer thots and noodle armed gaylords
>wtf where are all the chads

>> No.16407393

>>16407356
you go to a tech school or selective college?
Should be chads around

>> No.16407444

>>16407356
I was talking about the English department

>> No.16407488

>>16407444
oops (but check my trips)
>>16407356

>> No.16407501

Worthless course taught by midwits that bastardize literature by their misunderstandings.