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>open book
>"dedicated to my wife"

>> No.16377693

>>16377447
Oh boy, you guys have really no idea of how pathetic you sound.
I'll suggest you a book that should've been read to you at bedtime by a loving father. It's called Fables, by Aesop (620-564 BCE). Check "The Fox and the Grapes" especially.

>> No.16377704

>>16377447
MY WIFE

MY WIFE

MYYY WIIIFE

MY WIFE

MYYYY WIIIIFE

>> No.16377742
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16377742

>Oh boy, you guys have really no idea of how pathetic you sound.
I'll suggest you a book that should've been read to you at bedtime by a loving father. It's called Fables, by Aesop (620-564 BCE). Check "The Fox and the Grapes" especially.

>> No.16377770

>>16377447
>open book
that wasn't very /lit/ of you

>> No.16377812

>>16377742
No amount of irony can mask your deeply-seated feeling of inadequacy and your resentment for being unable to find sincere love. You'll want to see this clearly, because everyone else can.

>> No.16377929
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16377929

>>16377812
>Projecting your Subconscious feelings in reply to two shitposts.
Oh brother...

>> No.16377951

>>16377447
If I had a wife and wrote a book I should like to think I would dedicate it to her.

>> No.16377990

>>16377812
cringe, but based

>> No.16378022

>>16377447
And that author was Louis Althusser

>> No.16378033

>>16377447
>NOOOOOO, STOP LOVING EACH OTHER!!!!11 LOVE ISN'T REAL!!!! MUH BIG BOOK OF REDDIT SAID SOOO!!!1111

op right now

>> No.16378045
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16378045

>open book
>"To the worm who first gnawed on the cold flesh of my corpse, I dedicate with fond remembrance these Posthumous Memoirs"

>> No.16378058

My wife is my best friend. She unironically saved my life. Through her i have glimpsed something like “truth.”

Everything i have written or will ever write is dedicated to her.

I hope you find reprieve from your condition, OP.

>> No.16378154

>>16378045
BASED

>> No.16378202

>>16377929
I'm simply addressing what I see. What do you think your shitposts are?

>> No.16378212

>>16377447
>>16377742
can mods ban these two cheers

>> No.16378319

>>16378202
> I'm simply addressing what I see. What do you think your shitposts are?
/Lit/ has taken a toll on your brain. I have no strong feelings on marriage, they were shitposts in a shit thread. That’s all

>> No.16378327

IM GOING UP TO THE MOUNTAINS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, WIIIILD LIFE, ALONG WITH MY WIFE, WIIIIILD LIFE

>> No.16378335

>>16378212
>>16377693
>>16378058
>>16378033
>>16377951
noncel thread

>> No.16378349

>>16378327
FAST AND BOULBUS

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16378351

>open book
>"dedicated to my muse"

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16378389

>open book
>"dedicated to my proctologist; Thank you for filling me with inspiration"

>> No.16378403

>>16378058
>My wife is my best friend.

Isn't the main point of marriage to take a relationship beyond being friends?

>> No.16378409

>>16378327
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

>> No.16378410

>>16378403
he is a cuck anon. marriage in the current year is a sham. just what youd expect from a noncel coomslave

>> No.16378417

>>16378403
me and my wife's boyfriend get along together splendidly. don't let polcels fool you into thinking that it doesn't work.

>> No.16378452

>>16378022
kek and checked

>> No.16378483

>>16377812
they will seethe unto the grave. Celibacy don't count until you prove you can get pussy

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16378491

>This book is dedicated to Ed's wife

>> No.16378542

>>16378403
...I mean, we fuck, too.

>> No.16378703

>>16378319
but anon why do you make these threads? i find my heartfelt threads are taken to be shitposts :(

>> No.16378755

>>16378703
That sucks. For what it’s worth, I usually dislike shitposts and don’t often do it myself (notice how I fucked up that greentext in my first post)