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why do sex having normalgroids write terrible books? lets take a look at some of the most prominent virgins:
>goethe
>newton
>nietzsche
>kant
>pessoa
>plato
>dante
the list goes on, but you get the idea

>> No.16353282

>>16353271
>Goethe
He was autistic, but not a virgin at all

>> No.16353295

>>16353271
Tesla

>> No.16353296

>>16353282
in his formative years he was, before he went to italy

>> No.16353303

>>16353271
Me

>> No.16353488

>>16353271
Al-Ma'arri

>> No.16353516

>>16353271
Kafka
Rilke
Hölderlin
Proust
Huysmans
Beckett
Shakespeare (not sure but we have no direct account of him having intercourse)
Baudrillard
Xenophon

>> No.16353524

>>16353271
Althusser

>> No.16353539

>>16353516
oh yeah for those of you wondering it is now a widely accepted fact amongst French specialists of Proust that he forget his homosexuality and the story about the prostitute because his friends couldn't stop making fun of him because of his virginity, this was taken as face value as Proust mostly hang with men (because he was too shy around girls), some new papers on Proust even compare his creative process and what it has given us as "edging", a masturbatory practice well-known amongst long-time virgins

>> No.16353553

>>16353539
meant forged

>> No.16353557

>>16353271
This is yet another spam post posted for the purpose of lowering the quality of conversion on /lit/ and to inject identity politics to encourage low-energy flaming.

>> No.16353596

>>16353271
Melville wasn’t a virgin

/thread

>> No.16353691

>>16353516
>Shakespeare (not sure but we have no direct account of him having intercourse)
He had kids

>> No.16354196

Wow, I’ll be on this list one day

>> No.16354425

>>16353691
we don't even know if the guy really existed but yeah sure "he had kids", even if that's the case they might as well have been Marlowe's kids

>> No.16354929

>>16353271
What the fuck are you saying about my boy Plato. Fuck you, he was a real chad

>> No.16355011

>>16353557
youre the bad kind of virgin

>> No.16355102

Tolstoy banged a new chick a week and he's the greatest novelist of all time

>> No.16355172

>>16353516
Kafka visited brothels frequently.

>> No.16355205

>>16353516
>Beckett
He fucked joyces daughter regularely

>> No.16355219

>>16353296
He was a virgin before he had sex? You're smart

>> No.16355251

>>16355172
Prostitutes don't count

>> No.16355277

>>16353271
you forgot me

>> No.16355356

>>16355205
She was literally a schizophrenic prostitute tho

>> No.16355371

>plato

plato was a fag, he isn't a virgin

>dante

he was married, but literraly don't five a fuck about his wife, just cares about Beatrice

>> No.16355378

my boy pessoa

>> No.16355384

>>16353516
>Proust

he was a faggot, of course he was not a virgin

>Huysmans
>satanist
>virgin

lol

>Beckett

he was married.

>> No.16355388

>>16353271
>you will never be an incel
why live

>> No.16355403

>>16353539
proust has a servant whom it was for him like was Odette for Swann, in the his life's end

>> No.16355585

>>16353303
based

>> No.16355611

>>16355403
are you a French scholar of Proust though?

>> No.16355652

>>16353516
kek it's always funny seeing virgins grasping at straws to gain some sort of twisted validation form being virgins. Most of those you mentioned were not virgins, most of the greatest artists weren't, even though there are exceptions.

>> No.16355669

>>16354425
Uhh we know he existed. Maybe you should do some basic reasearch before saying retarded shit, we actually know plenty about Shakespeare, you'd probably be surprised.

>> No.16355681

>>16355251
>>16355356
You don't get to decide what's virginity or isn't tho

>> No.16355723
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16355723

Lottery player here. I don't like being compared to this guy. First of all, he didn't play as much as me. He bought a powerball ticket here and there and then spent like $700 at once. All in all, he spent less then me. His express reason for wanting to win was vainglorious and for the express reason of women and human respect. He was also delusional in thinking he was bound to win. I accept the diminutive odds and the fact that I am mostly throwing money away. I do it solely for the chance at wealth in early life, which I would use to escape rather than escalate my status in the social spectacle. I would like 500 acres in New Hampshire, Northern Maine or Alaska and would just want to be left alone. Money would be used for projects and hobbies I always wanted to get into and I would be content with being left to my own devices. If I ever grew bored, I would go do the education that I had hitherto been barred from continuing (severe financial poverty, default, cost of prereqs, etc). I never had any bitterness toward women nor inability to attract them. I would take the vocel pill if I won or if I found a soul mate prior to winning, I would be content that way as well. If I don't make it by 35, I'm going to try to join a monastery and call it quits. If that's not possible, I would take an SBA loan out to inflate self employed equivalent of FICA so I could just hopefully get the SSDI maximum and retire then with $3050 a month.

>> No.16355779

>>16355652
sex haver cope

>> No.16355848

>>16355779
Go kys virgin scum. No one wants or desires you.

>> No.16355883

>>16355848
hang yourself cumbrain. you'll never amount to anything great

>> No.16355886

>>16355848
smelly, crusty dumb
cumbrain scum

>> No.16355910

>>16355848
Coom cumbrain coom, coom coom coom
sit in your room and coom until your doom

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Kaczynski

>> No.16356570
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16356570

>>16353271

>> No.16356637

>>16355219
bad logic. how many virgin "incels" posting here will have sex in the future? goethe was incel and depressed as heck with his love triangle. werther was semi autobiographical.

>> No.16356646

>>16355681
thats escortcel. it is widely accepted among virgin communities that losing your virginity needs to be by an act of love, not a monetary exchange

>> No.16357817

>>16355652
>most of the greatest artists weren't
this is just plain false

>> No.16357838

>>16355652
>most of the greatest artists weren't, even though there are exceptions.
lmaoing at this normalfag cope.

>> No.16357873

>>16353282
You are an incel for life or not
Sexhaving niggers are confirmed to turn sex having niggers the day they are born

>> No.16357877

>>16353271
Dante was married, Goethe was a chad, Newton and Kant where volcel, Pessoa fucked prostitutes, Nietzsche might have been a virgin but he had romantic relationships so he was not incel.

Pretty bad bait all around, 3/10, made me sage.

>> No.16357958

>>16356646
shut up

>> No.16358020

>>16357877
Nietzsche had syphilis

>> No.16358045

>>16353282
wasnt he a boyfriend of schopenhauer's mother?

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16358232

>>16353271
My boy

>> No.16358453

>>16353271
>implying Newton wasn't a faggot

>> No.16358487

Nothing more pathetic than a thread filled with aging hipsters.

>> No.16358491

why is society so awful to male virgins? not losing your virginity by 20 is an achievement in itself. most normalfags couldn't do that if they tried.

>> No.16358526

>>16358491
well fuck. looks like i did something with my life. i'll write about this in my diary desu. i'll ask for it to be published after i blow my head off so you all can read it and know what mistakes not to make

>> No.16358537

>>16358526
>looks like i did something with my life.
you unironically did. there is nothing so commonplace and natural as to have sex in your teens. that you were able somehow to not do so is in fact remarkable

>> No.16358566

>>16358526
the worst mistake is trying to hard to avoid mistakes
t. 24 year old virgin

>> No.16358572

>>16358537
yes, thank you, chad. please read my diary to learn more about my extraordinary life. after i blow my head off, that is
>>16358566
no. the worst mistake is marrying a used-up slut and having her leech off of you for decades before cheating on you then divorcing you and taking your house

>> No.16358581

>>16358566
>24 year old virgin
same. it hurts to live

>> No.16358585

>>16358572
yeah but i was talking about virginity here

>> No.16358586

>>16358585
dealing with women in general is a bad idea. there will always be unforeseen consequences which will outweigh any possible positives.

>> No.16358593

>>16358581
Hey, the national average may be 17, but that doesn't mean much. Better to lose it at 28 than lose it at 7 to a fucking priest or your stepfather.

>> No.16359244

>>16356637
Goethe was never a true incel. He was just overly romantic in his early years.

>> No.16359621

>>16356646
>escortcel
shut the fuck up with your internet lingo
>>>/r9k/

>> No.16359878

>Albert Caraco
hated sex and women, spent his entire life living with parents waiting for them to die so he can hang himself, mutilated and burned his penis, said he once "paid to overpower a prostitute", but didn't like it
>Ted Kaczynski
autistic permavirgin, bullied outcast at school, in a bout of sexual frustration wanted to schedule a sex change operation but quickly changed his mind, sperged out at his brother getting a gf because that broke their virgin brotherhood, asked some woman out and broke down after she rejected him, so he took a knife and went to her place wanting to stab her but opted not to, escaped civilization, bombed people, got hundreds of love letters from women while in jail because chicks dig killers, got a gf while behind bars (she's dead by now), still a virgin
>Otto Weininger
not proven he was a virgin, but come on. He definitely was

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/lit/:
>fuck off dirty misogynistic incel /lit/ is a leftist board!
also /lit/:
>omg listen to this passage from the book of disquiet by pessoa. this totally encapsulates how i feel after breaking up with my bf of 3 days. UGH so beautiful :)
stop trying to take my history, sex having normalfaggot coomslaves

>> No.16360367

>>16353271
Plato probably wasn't a virgin. He was a famous wrestler in his youth (Plato is a nickname meaning broad), he only started seeing celibacy as a virtue later on.
Plotinus was probably a virgin though, he was some sort of ascetic commoner.