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How do I get a girl like this?

>> No.16331960

You can rent one for a night without all the hassle

>> No.16331962

read Kant and realize he is all wrong

>> No.16331975

>>16331952
>cross
based catholic

>> No.16331978

>>16331960
Cheaper too

>> No.16331981

>>16331952
with a fat bank account

>> No.16331992

>>16331960
arent prostitutes ugly as hell? i cant imagine one of these doing that, they can get way more money through other means

>> No.16331993
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16331993

>I'M GONNA COOOOOOM
books for this feel?

>> No.16332006

>>16331952
Two ways
>be rich and not autistic like the supreme gentleman
>be con-man-level charismatic and sociopathic
thats about it

>> No.16332007

JANNIES
DO YOUR JOB

>> No.16332011

>>16331992
You'd be surprised how many attractive girls take dick to get through college. This is the future feminists fought so hard for.

>> No.16332014

>>16331992
Girls that look like the ones in OP pic provide high tier escort services. They can earn a few thousand dollars a night. You can have sex with the most beautiful girls on the planet if you have the money for it

>> No.16332025

Pander to them, kee their haunting inferiority complex at bay with distracting talk by asking them questions that will prompt them to rehearse their life script to you, and then drug them up until they can find it in themselves to be just at the border of convincing themselves that they are too inebriated fo take responsibility for what will happen next.

>> No.16332029

>>16332007
Jannie here! I purposely let off topic threads stay alive. I also post them too.

>> No.16332031

>>16331992
European prostitutes in touristy areas are normally 5-7s and charge around $50 for a BJ if I remember correctly

>> No.16332036

>>16332029
Basado

>> No.16332052

>>16331952
It was hard during la Résistance

>> No.16332055

>>16332029
Thanks then

>> No.16332061

are we taking a /b/reak today?

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>>16331992
>arent prostitutes ugly as hell?
HAHA virgin detected. Many are even more beautiful than common women.

>> No.16332074

>/lit/ - Literature

>> No.16332111

>>16332069
interesting. I've never really investigated it, im not big on that sort of stuff.
>>16332061
by the looks of it yes, there is like 5 porn threads lol

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>>16331952
Which demon do I make a deal with to look like that?

>> No.16332133

>>16332111
>interesting. I've never really investigated it, im not big on that sort of stuff.
I was into it in years ago. Whores are amazing. And brothels or """"strip clubs"""" have a concentrated amount of great cunt. The good ones of course.

>> No.16332155

>>16332133
Do you regret it? i recently cut contact with the prettiest woman, although whore would be a better description of her, i have ever laid my eyes on. i couldnt stand her temptation and manipulation.

>> No.16332161

>>16332126
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.16332164

>>16332155
pressed post a bit early, what i meant to ask is if you wish you didnt take the next step with some of these women, like i abstained from doing.

>> No.16332184

>>16332155
Zero regrets. I discovered and explored a world that I wouldn't have otherwise known. Were you dating this woman or was she a prostitute?

>> No.16332214

should I lose my virginity to an escort if I wanna be free from the anxiety of being a 24 year old virgin?

>> No.16332219

>>16332164
I didn't become friends with any of them, although I did have their number (a small list of nice whores at my disposal) but I was fucking mugged and lost the phone. Beautiful women all in one place. Many of which you barely if ever see in the common world. But I haven't been in a brothel in years, though. They're all memories now.

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16332220

>>16331992
Pic is of an escort I slept with yesterday

>> No.16332224

>>16332184
Not a prostitute, just a total whore. I was under the impression that she really liked me, but it was probably just an act she does with every decent looking guy.

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16332227

>>16332220

>> No.16332230

>>16332220
How does it feel to pay for something most top-tier men could receive for free?

>> No.16332233

>>16332227
no soul but nice body
not /lit/

>> No.16332238

>>16332230
Top tier guys get lots of average pussy

>> No.16332241

>>16332214
Being in a mental state where you think that losing your virginity is gonna change you is an even worse state than being a 20+ virgin to begin with desu. That said, if you have money then do it, sex with pussy is better than jerking off. But unironically it’s only about the same difference as McDonald’s vs a steak

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>>16331952
disgusting
women are like boys, the flatter the better

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16332257

>>16332230
Pretty good lol I have a lot of money and no friends or hobbies aside from reading
>>16332233
Banging hookers is proper /lit/, look at Tolstoy or literally any writer

>> No.16332258

>>16332214
Can you give me an honest account of how you make it to your age as a virgin? I find the concept fascinating.

>> No.16332259

>>16332220
how much did you pay?

>> No.16332264

>>16332258
it's very easy, just don't socialise. comes very naturally to me

>> No.16332266

>>16332257
how did you become rich? or were you born rich?

>> No.16332269

>>16332264
But at which point did you begin the descent?

>> No.16332271

>>16332258
Well after sucking a lot of dick I decided not to neglect my other holes so now I’m looking to get my vagina filled with some hobo sperm

>> No.16332274

>>16332259
A couple hundred
>>16332266
I have no expenses aside from rent and gas, nothing to spend money on. I’m not rich I just have nothing to buy.

>> No.16332275

>>16332258
Some people just aren't as socially fluid, or are just ugly, or have a repulsive attitude that shuts down sexual opportunities before they're even conceived.

It's really not that hard to understand.

>> No.16332284

>>16332258
>I find the concept fascinating.
fuckoff back 2 r*ddit

>> No.16332283

>>16332258
>be shy and introverted
>unattractive body
>average face
>study a mostly male field of study
>have shit social skills
>never learn how to talk to girls and escalate
all of it combined

>> No.16332288

>>16332258
>Can you give me an honest account of how you make it to your age as a virgin?
Be 5'5" and below average in the US. That's it. I did actually manage to make out with a woman a year ago but it was pretty much a fluke

>> No.16332291

>>16332269
not the guy you first replied to
I was never a social creature desu
switched schools in third grade and didn't make friends in my new one I guess
but I'm not interested in having sex with a prostitute