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1633162 No.1633162 [Reply] [Original]

A girl just told me to read more proust. can you think of pun i could use as an excuse for not doing so, anon?

>> No.1633173

She doesn't really care if you read more Proust.

She just wants you distracted so she can sneak out and partake in wild lesbian orgies.

I suggest you become very suspicious. Why read it when you can experience it?

>> No.1633177

Fuck that shit. Read proust, nigga.

>> No.1633181

Why don't you just fucking tell her you don't feel liek it?

pussy faggot

>> No.1633198
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1633198

sorry, i haven't gotten any time

>> No.1633204

"If only I could find more time!"

>> No.1633218

Proustituto. It's a joke with the word "prostituto". Learn Portuguese.

>> No.1633237

>>1633218
>Implying that's a funny pun
>Implying it makes any sense
>Implying there's a reason to learn portuguese

>> No.1633249

>>1633237
>implying funny pun was in the original criteria and not just pun

>> No.1633252

You should move on from Proust. It's really just remembrance of things past.

>> No.1633259

>>1633249
puns should be funny it's just common sense

>> No.1633271

>>1633259
>puns should be funny
Dp ho ho.

>> No.1633430

op is back. well yes, fine, i'll say i'm not a proustitute. it works in my language as well. wow im such a boludo