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16329972 No.16329972 [Reply] [Original]

>inb4 "For sale: baby shoes, never worn"

Yea we've all heard that. Now get down to work, write your own!

The shortest, the better.

I'll start:

"They allowed us to unplug it".

>> No.16330004

”The white girl had made her choice.”

>> No.16330025

The fag died

>> No.16330046

"and a diet coke."

>> No.16330067

“The nigger disappeared.”

>> No.16330089

I didn't believe it for one second.

And I still don't.

>> No.16330111

"In his infallible wake, though; but follow that wake, that's all. Helm there; steady, as thou goest, and hast been going. What a lovely day again! were it a new-made world, and made for a summer-house to the angels, and this morning the first of its throwing open to them, a fairer day could not dawn upon that world. Here's food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels; that's tingling enough for mortal man! to think's audacity. God only has that right and privilege. Thinking is, or ought to be, a coolness and a calmness; and our poor hearts throb, and our poor brains beat too much for that. And yet, I've sometimes thought my brain was very calm- frozen calm, this old skull cracks so, like a glass in which the contents turned to ice, and shiver it. And still this hair is growing now; this moment growing, and heat must breed it; but no, it's like that sort of common grass that will grow anywhere, between the earthy clefts of Greenland ice or in Vesuvius lava. How the wild winds blow it; they whip it about me as the torn shreds of split sails lash the tossed ship they cling to. A vile wind that has no doubt blown ere this through prison corridors and cells, and wards of hospitals, and ventilated them, and now comes blowing hither as innocent as fleeces. Out upon it!- it's tainted. Were I the wind, I'd blow no more on such a wicked, miserable world. I'd crawl somewhere to a cave, and slink there. And yet, 'tis a noble and heroic thing, the wind! who ever conquered it? In every fight it has the last and bitterest blow. Run tilting at it, and you but run through it. Ha! a coward wind that strikes stark naked men, but will not stand to receive a single blow. Even Ahab is a braver thing- a nobler thing than that. Would now the wind but had a body; but all the things that most exasperate and outrage mortal man, all these things are bodiless, but only bodiless as objects, not as agents. There's a most special, a most cunning, oh, a most malicious difference! And yet, I say again, and swear it now, that there's something all glorious and gracious in the wind. These warm Trade Winds, at least, that in the clear heavens blow straight on, in strong and steadfast, vigorous mildness; and veer not from their mark, however the baser currents of the sea may turn and tack, and mightiest Mississippies of the land swift and swerve about, uncertain where to go at last. And by the eternal Poles! these same Trades that so directly blow my good ship on; these Trades, or something like them- something so unchangeable, and full as strong, blow my keeled soul along! To it! Aloft there! What d'ye see?"

"Nothing, sir."

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>>16329972
>"For sale: onahole, never used"

>> No.16330347

>>16329972
"He found his soulmate. She didn't."

>> No.16330380

>>16330347
"Anon wrote a short story

I puked"

>> No.16330388

"When he came back to Earth, no nigger was there."

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"there was an autistic girl who fell in luv with autistic guy she started to follow him and imitate him 'what do you want' called the guy but only silence followed he leave but she started crying and screaming 'i miss u' the hero heard her so he back and called again but silance agin he will leave again and she will call agin no doubt"
i cri evertim

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>>16330333
I ordered an onahole a while ago, but it never arrived. Maybe the delivery guy is using it?
Actually happened in real life, except the last part. But it may be the case...

>> No.16331135

He held her hand. "I'm sorry."

>> No.16331192

>>16329972
You should know that it’s poor form to inb4 as op.