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[Mogwai !!YOt9Y28V773 No.1631473]

>Go to bar
>Start reading book
>girl hits on me
>i do a line of crack or drink heavy
>she gives me her number
>i go home.

Is this some sort of movie script?

[Mogwai !!YOt9Y28V773 No.1631485]

[Lastaid No.1631498]

>go to all ages club on MDMA
>reading Naruto because I can't focus on anything else
>girl approaches me and tells me she likes Naruto
>ask her for her favourite character
>she responds that it is Sasuke
>ask her if she even knows that the shadow clone justsu is in the original Nipponese
>Kage bunshin No jutsu
>notice that I've been grinding my teeth real hard, the inside of my mouth is bleeding
>push her into a crowd of fat, black lesbians
>headbutt a pipe so hard in the washroom I black out
>wake up on the floor with terrible weakness all throughout my body and cottonmouth
>drink some water from the sink, attempt to wash my face
>later, girl asks why there is blood on my collar
>tell her I'm not feeling alright, I have to go
>she gives me her number and tells me her name is Lightning before groping my crotch
>stumble outside into the night and throw up into a gutter
>drop number into drain

[Anonymous No.1631499]

>go to bar
>play pub machine
>get in a fight
>leave

better story, and more realistic

[Lastaid No.1631502]

>>1631498
Pic related. She looked like this but prettier and less slutty.

[Anonymous No.1631513]

>>1631502

no one cares about your imaginary encounter

[Lastaid No.1631515]

>>1631513
>bumps thread
>implying I implied this EVER happened
>implying BrownBear's encounters are real

[Lastaid No.1631519]

FUCK. I forgot to make this a Naruto general, to boot. I'm sorry bb.

[Anonymous No.1631542]