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Just wanted to repost this. Ah, it fills me with pleasure.

>> No.1631003

>mfw 2 whole pages

>> No.1631015

>>1631003
The true genius strikes when the character starts speaking towards the end of the second page. That's when I finally cracked the fuck up.

>> No.1631025

>Her pubes was a field of wheat after the harvest...

>Her pubes was

>WAS

this is why self-publishing is frowned upon

>> No.1631026

The sardonic grin is my 'favorite' part

>> No.1631031

>>1631025
You read to the end of it. You do that.

>>1631026
>The sardonic grin is my 'favorite' part
Mine is when he starts speaking in the same sort of metaphor the author just gushed throughout the two pages.

>> No.1631033

>>1631025
>Her pubes was... a moss on a smooth white stone. There was an orchid within the moss. There was a drop of dew upon the orchid.

>> No.1631038

>badwriting.jpg

>> No.1631040

>>1631038
Bad writing? That's not just bad writing. Twilight's bad writing.

>> No.1631046

classics never die

they just get better

>> No.1631054

>it was
>they were
>it was
>they were
>it was
>they were
>it was
>they were
>it was
>they were
>it was
>they were

I can't believe I got through both pages.

>> No.1632006

It's...beautiful.

>> No.1632035

>>1630993

>"Her ribs were a niche, and alcove, an apse; her stomach was an idol in the niche, alcove or apse..."

Thanks for the good night laugh, op.

>> No.1632046

I FUCKKIN LOVE METAPHORS!!!!!
I FUCKKIN LOVE METAPHORS!!!!!
I FUCKKIN LOVE METAPHORS!!!!!
I FUCKKIN LOVE METAPHORS!!!!!
I FUCKKIN LOVE METAPHORS!!!!!
I FUCKKIN LOVE METAPHORS!!!!!