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Describe this image in your best prose

>> No.16289003

>>16288994
>midway upon the journey of our life
>I found myself within a forest dark

>> No.16289006

>>16288994
Be welcome then great whore, be welcome then
greeat whore

>> No.16289011

Roastie Toastie feeling sad
Can’t get no more dick from Chad
No beta will pay her rent
For Roastie Toastie’s snatch is spent

Hit the wall at lightning speed
Thinking you had what you need
Coke and wine and BBC
But Roastie Toastie couldn’t see

Now you look three times your age
Filled with Roastie Toastie rage
Spamming “incel” on the net
Thinking that is how you’ll get

Meaning that you never had
Getting double drilled by Chad
Roastie Toastie feeling bad
Shoulda listened to your dad

Roastie Toastie is a whore
Food for cock is what she's for
Dick and balls she swallows whole
Nothing more than a big hole

'Men are jerks' is what she thinks
Roastie toastie twat sure stinks
Passed around like an old sock
"Cause Roastie Toastie's job is cock

She had goals and even dreams
All that died in her late teens
Now she's old and salt ensues
Blaming men is her excuse

Roastie Toastie looks around
Families and kids abound
Living life and having fun
Roastie Toastie's nearly done

Roastie Toastie no more thrills
She decides to get some pills
Two at most the label read
But Roastie Toastie wants to sleep

>> No.16289016

>>16288994
Ugly. But I hope there is a good little pussy hiding behind all that bush. ;)

>> No.16289021

>>16288994
I hate this. Imagine having sex with this girl and just seeing baby birds every time you look down

>> No.16289028
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16289028

>

>> No.16289030

Cringe

>> No.16289035

>>16289021
The birds need their seed

>> No.16289042

>>16288994
She was a woman

>> No.16289051
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16289051

Onlyfans models make $1M

Sorry gents someone has to end up on bottom

>> No.16289054

>>16289051
I bet they're all competing for the two women in there lol fucking predictable.

>> No.16289055

>>16289051
Is this a /lit meetup?

>> No.16289056

>>16289028
sauce?

>> No.16289058

>>16289028
Based

>> No.16289064

>>16289055
nah, they look like STEMfags. most likely code monkeys.

>> No.16289068

>>16288994
As her mindless Tinder hookup pulled down her sweatpants, controlled by nothing but a horny haze which had trampled his sensibilities long ago, he saw what was supposed to be an artistic piece. His mind clicked as his arms extended to reach for his jeans, “what are you doing, baby?” questioned the whore, hoping for some sort of religious response in her cold and dead skull. No response was given. He ran out the door remembering all that he stood for, tripping through the thick snow as he yearned for the peace of his car. As he turned the key in the car, he began to cry, wondering where he failed his parents and nation in his lust driven psychopathy. Soon after, he drove his car through the local NAACP chapter.

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16289080

>>16289021
Better than this.

>> No.16289079

>>16289056
Donnybrook (2018)

>> No.16289084

>>16289080
This is so hot. So not only am I fucking this girl I am also fucking this loli. It's two in one.

>> No.16289085

>>16289080
Why would anyone do this? That's just disturbing

>> No.16289086
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16289086

24 yo American woman here. After I graduated from Wellesley I needed to find myself, and decided to forgo yoga training and travel the world and write about my experiences and the impact they have on my life. (I haven't been outside the country since I volunteered in Costa Rica for a week in during the summer in High School, where I learned how hard some people have it).

I've been all over Europe (s/o to Truow!) and I'm currently in Barcelona, where I love the incredible architecture, the breathtaking art history, the luscious music, the exquisite tapas, the vibrant nightlife and the chance to explore my sexuality with the interesting people I meet. The freedom is like nothing I've experienced before. Everybody should experience this, and I think there's no doubt that travel makes you a richer person.

I recently got this tattoo in cool parlor after clubbing in Kreuzberg (in Berlin) (this is me on a beach in Morocco), which I think defines the kind of character I want to be. It reminds me never to take things for granted because we all face challenges, and no matter how hard life can seem, you need to stay grounded.

>> No.16289091

>>16289086
peepeepoopoo

>> No.16289094

>>16289068
no bueno

passive voice for the lose

>> No.16289100

>>16289086
You seem to be a happy and humble person, props to you anon.

>> No.16289106

>>16289051
oh my god, you could write an amazing rendition of 12 angry men based on this photo

>> No.16289108 [DELETED] 

Two choices:

>One world where you might be paired with, for better or worse, par/10

>One world where you have your choice of 87 10/10s but through a screen

>> No.16289116

>>16289100
I believe it's satire at basic white girls

>> No.16289118

>>16289011
>prose
Great work though, anon.

>> No.16289119

>>16289086
more power to her, r-right?

>> No.16289121

>>16289094
What is with English hating the passive voice

>> No.16289134

>>16289121

It's weak.

>> No.16289139

>>16288994
Her ovaries were the colour of bacon cooked by a down hill bicyclists disc brakes, and when I saw her porn, I knew I'd make her shit my foetuses.

>> No.16289141

>>16289094
there's like one passive voice verb, what's the problem?

>> No.16289142

>>16288994
Degenerate.

>> No.16289151

>>16289142
Virgin.

>> No.16289167

>>16289141

That is. You have a single verb used and reused as a fulcrum for passive verb sentence planks and it because tedious. Nondeclarative and tedious.

>> No.16289172

>>16288994
gross

>> No.16289176

Patreon x-comic artists are making $700 G's a year

>A lot of people have to be jacking off to support the economy