/lit/ humor thread

[Anonymous No.16286284]

You know the drill

[Anonymous No.16286293]

[Anonymous No.16286301]

[Anonymous No.16286320]

[Anonymous No.16286340]

[Anonymous No.16286359]

>>16286284

[Anonymous No.16286366]

>>16286359
The crossdressing and femdom I get, the racial aspect is utterly bizarre.

[Anonymous No.16286476]

Can't wait for Butterfly to post pictures of her shitstained panties until the bump limit in this one too!

[Anonymous No.16286582]

>>16286476
Who's butterfly?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16286608]

>>16286301
Not humorous.
>>16286340
>Le ebin college hyumor

>>16286582
Me, but he’s talking about pictures he took of himself soiling panties. He thinks it’s funny.

[Anonymous No.16286617]

>>16286608
Are you some recognized tripfag? One infamous discord tranny i keep heraring about in /pol/?

[Anonymous No.16286642]

>>16286284

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16286648]

>>16286617
Never been to /pol/ not since it was /news/
If someone is using the “name” it’s a troll.
I’m not a mtf, I’m a actual woman.

[Anonymous No.16286689]

>>16286648
>actual woman
So are you implying trannies aren't actually women?

[Anonymous No.16286690]

>>16286608
It’s funnier than 99% of what you were spamming last thread mothnig
>>16286617
She’s a bitter and narcissistic middle-aged lesbian, not trans, butterfly may be annoying but she’s actually a she, not viscerally gross.
>inb4 gross image of sharted panties
Wasn’t actually butterfly, it was the hacked trip.
>>16286648
This was your only funny one last time, and now you’ve posted it again

[Anonymous No.16286701]

>>16286689
She’s a terf so she would agree with that, even butterfly isn’t stupid enough to ignore the fundamental biology of sex dufferentiation

[Anonymous No.16286708]

[Frater Asemlen !XS8vrClKs2 No.16286739]

[Anonymous No.16286764]

>>16286701
>butterfly
>not stupid

[Anonymous No.16286778]

>>16286739
Based

[Anonymous No.16286799]

>>16286739
ultracool, thanks for the new meme guy.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16286807]

>>16286690
>your only funny one
You’re critiquing past lit humor threads, frat-boy.
>>16286739
Neither are hard sciences. No excuse for not having more sociology discussed here
Wo-jack is never funny.
>>16286708
? Is this supposed to be funny?

[Anonymous No.16286823]

>>16286608
What the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.16286824]

>>16286807
>Neither are hard sciences. No excuse for not having more sociology discussed here Wo-jack is never funny.
you just dont get it do you.

its called absurdism butterfly.

[Anonymous No.16286829]

>>16286807
>? Is this supposed to be funny?
Anglos can't understand it

[Anonymous No.16286846]

[Anonymous No.16286864]

>>16286807
funny fact: YOU HAVENT POST ANYTHING FUNNY YET

[Anonymous No.16286915]

>>16286690
>she’s actually a she, not viscerally gross.
>buttertranny
>not a tranny

[Anonymous No.16286927]

I miss the Pessoa anon

[Anonymous No.16286939]

[Anonymous No.16286957]

>>16286701
« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ », known to some as Butterfly, was getting old. She was past thirty now and wondered where her life was heading. ">tfw no gf," she thought to herself, as her fingers unconsciously typed "4chan.org/lit" into the address bar with a well-practiced ease. It wasn't just the lack of a qt Laurie Penny gf, though. She wanted more. She knew her fertile period was beginning to wane and she had started craving a child. On /lit/, she opened every thread she could and commented in all of them, with surprisingly apt pictures attached, and flirted with desperate men who thought they had a chance with a 5/10 lesbian.

Then she saw it. A Sunhawk thread. She was so lonely, and had desired Sunhawk's attentions for almost ten years now. There was no one left for her after Feminister died, gangraped by a bunch of MRA activists when her boyfriend had lifted up her shirt and exposed her bare breasts to them. Sunhawk never responded, but every time Butterfly commented in one of his threads she allowed herself a tiny bit of hope. He was the only familiar face among the anonymous horde. She knew that he, too, was alone: he still posted threads about attractive girls that he couldn't summon the courage to talk to.

This time he answered. She couldn't believe it. Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, she replied and had a surprisingly only half-fumbling conversation with him, and most of her spaghetti reserves had remained securely in her pockets. She left her email for him on a post, unwilling to let this feeling of elation go. Of course, the drones of /lit/ conspired to flood her inbox with filth pretending to be him, but she could tell which one was him. The total un-self-awareness of his own vapidity, the way he could supposedly read so many books and still be a utter pleb, revealed the real Sunhawk to her.

She got off the internet and started masturbating instead. She imagined Sunhawk as a cute, shy girl who she was initiating into the beauties of sapphic love. Her pace quickened, her fingers plunging into her cunt in the same pattern they had typed on the keyboard, as if to say "HA HA, TIME FOR 4CHAN!", and she came hard.

In the few moments of clarified thinking after her orgasm, she realized what she had to do. Over the next few days she exchanged emails with Sunhawk, trying to slowly bring the conversation around to the possibility of a meeting. He was recalcitrant, but she eventually brought him around. He was, after all, just as old and tired as she, as lonely and longing, as desirous of some iota of human contact that wasn't perfused with anxiety and awkwardness and judgement.

[Anonymous No.16286966]

>>16286284
I miss old /lit/ so fucking much

[Anonymous No.16286967]

>>16286915
Is this a real image?

I must know.

[Anonymous No.16286988]

>>16286967
Yes

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » oI3er5KKetj No.16287001]

>>16286915
>>16286957
Lmao seethe harder

[Anonymous No.16287030]

>>16286807
>No excuse for not having more sociology discussed here
Other than the field is full of junk science?

[Anonymous No.16287080]

>>16286966
wasnt there like 8 of these?

[Anonymous No.16287092]

>/lit/“””””””””””””humor”””””””””””””””

[Anonymous No.16287094]

>>16286957
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.16287098]

>>16287080
there was a lot more than 8. It was a whole thread. I just saved the one I thought was funniest.

[Anonymous No.16287117]

>>16287098i think they are funniest when thet are mass dumped, reading one then another exponentially increases the giggles due to the word fuckery.

[Anonymous No.16287134]

>>16286966
>>16287080

New fag checking in, can confirm, old-chan is based.

>>/lit/thread/9874340

[Anonymous No.16287144]

Please refrain from giving the tranny attention. It feeds of (You)'s.

[Anonymous No.16287149]

>>16286915
>>16286957
Are these two pictures the same person?
How can one look so cute from one angle and so unimaginably hideous from another?

[Anonymous No.16287153]

>>16287149
Make up

[Anonymous No.16287154]

[Anonymous No.16287158]

I read on the toilet. When I do it I set the books on the ground so the dont have to sit in my lap. When I get up to pull up my pants (or wipe sometimes) sometimes Ill get a little pee dribble on my book. Ive peed on a lot of books (The Road, LOTR, No Country for Old Men (I read a lot of novels)) some aren't even mine because I check out from the library. Peeing on books is my way of "christening" them like sailors smash champagne on new boats. So remember, if you go to the library and pick up a classic only to find a stain around page 15, thats a good book.

[Anonymous No.16287159]

>>16287154
This has to be satire.

[Anonymous No.16287255]

>buttershit turning another thread into her personal blog comment section once again out of spite

old bat is her own worst enemy

[Anonymous No.16287344]

>>16286966
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[Anonymous No.16287345]

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[Anonymous No.16287346]

>>16287149
Aging

[Anonymous No.16287367]

>>16287154
>thanks to the asshole who spoiled Endgame
There is simply no way this whole post is not bait

[Anonymous No.16287418]

>>16286829
Ernesto que haces aquí

[Anonymous No.16287431]

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16287467]

>>16287149
Just stretching in that one. Haven’t you ever made faces in the mirror? Stretch your face till it looks not at all like your relaxed facial features?

[Anonymous No.16287502]

>>16287467
Big trundling fuckpig. Big fucking mommy milkers. Old lady, split nipples, dusty desert cunt, big heavy menopause boobies. Stinky unpleasant whore, big fuckin sweater boobies, no bra, BO stink in sweater, big slamming tits inside sweater, sweater meat.

[Anonymous No.16287515]

>>16286708
lmao

[Anonymous No.16287603]

>>16286284
>>16286293
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>>16286642
>>16286648
>>16286708
>>16286739
>>16286939
>>16286966
>>16287154
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>>16287344
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>>16287431
>>16287467
ok? where is the joke? are you all retarded?

[Anonymous No.16287641]

Here’s an Esoteric one

[Anonymous No.16287647]

>>16287603

You're the joke

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16287691]

>>16287641
Trash

[Anonymous No.16287824]

>>16287431
>I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.
jej

[Anonymous No.16287839]

>>16287691
poop your pants again

[Anonymous No.16287881]

>>16287691
DILATE

[Anonymous No.16288035]

>>16286648
>I’m a actual woman
wtf I thought you where trans this entire time.

[Anonymous No.16288761]

>>16286284
lol, ban porn

[Anonymous No.16288833]

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[Anonymous No.16288957]

>>16286739
>be the greatest philosopher ever
>also the first true scientist
Plebs, science is natural philosophy, a necessary subsection. Sociology is pure sophistry though and should be disregarded.
>>16286807
Sociology fails both rationally and empirically

[Anonymous No.16288989]

>>16287154
I don’t believe this was bait, but I do believe that it was written by someone under the age of 16, I would guess at 14. It seems obvious to me by the way they namedrop only a few plays (that you are likely to read in school) that this person is very young. Do not scorn them, pity them, they’ll probably be posting here in another 5 years

[Anonymous No.16288992]

worst thread on /lit/ right now

[Anonymous No.16288998]

>>16286608
seeing you future is rarely humorous

[Anonymous No.16289445]

>>16288035
He is a tranny, he just dont like to recognize it

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16289615]

>>16288957
It’s just the study of cultures
>be the greatest philosopher ever
>also the first true scientist
Epicurus. Wrong bust.

[Anonymous No.16289630]

>>16289615
Bitch dont you sleep? One of this day ill track you down and ill cum inside of you

[Anonymous No.16289651]

Does anyone have the Joyce fat letter pasta?

[Anonymous No.16289654]

>>16289651
ahem *fart letter

[Anonymous No.16289733]

>>16289615
>>16288957
>Who is Thales

[Anonymous No.16289813]

>>16289615
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.16289824]

>>16287467
It's not stretching.
It's a different face from a different angle. I'm not even looking at the body, the change is facial features is shocking enough.
...n-not trying to be mean though...

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.16289875]

>>16289824
I am plainly stretching and at that angle I look like that.

[Anonymous No.16290857]

>>16287134
>old-chan is based
>links to 2017 thread

[Anonymous No.16291517]

>>16289875
I'm saying it's not the stretching that makes you ugly from that angle.
Because stretching doesn't affect the features I am commenting on.

[Anonymous No.16291573]

>>16287641
I don’t get it. Is the wojak Xerxes and the fat dog his army?

[Anonymous No.16291988]

>>16286915
I want to lick her belly lads.

[Anonymous No.16292044]

>>16286359
you need a bullet to the back of the head anon :)

[Anonymous No.16292227]