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Competition: Best looking writer wins!
Swedens entry.


Also guess the writer thread.

>> No.1628167
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>> No.1628170

>>1628140
Is that Kurtwood Smith?

-4chan lurk extension filled in captcha 'addeva phvsical' for me

>> No.1628171

Rimbaud will win. I would go gay for Rimbaud.

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>> No.1628187
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http://www.novelr.com/2011/02/27/rich-indie-writer

>> No.1628193
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Is it too easy to do NPR-hot living authors

>> No.1628196
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My fave author

>> No.1628199
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He will always be my foer next door

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>> No.1628213
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jk lol

>> No.1628216
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<3

>> No.1628227
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I'd let Yeats bum me if we were in jail or something.

>> No.1628233

>>1628199
Derp confirmed for faggot with bad taste.

With the lads.

>> No.1628243

>>1628233

ladless hater detected

>> No.1628251

>>1628233
seriously mang

in the world of the early 00s' favorite goony white lit cuties, even eggers has more raw sex appeal

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>> No.1628267

>>1628258
Who dat?

It feels like when I used to climb the ropes in gym class.

>> No.1628279
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You would. Don't lie.

>> No.1628286

>>1628267

>It feels like when I used to climb the ropes in gym class.

WTF are you talking about, you arse?

>> No.1628289
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>>1628279
of course!

>> No.1628292

>>1628286
>WTF are you talking about, you arse?
I'm talking about sex, baby.

You know the Wille zum Leben. She makes my Wille go wild.

>> No.1628298

>>1628267

Ellen Kennedy, I think.

>> No.1628302

>>1628298
Thanks man!

>> No.1628304
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Hubba hubba

>> No.1628307
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looks like the beginnings of a tao lin thread

>> No.1628311
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look at that tough motherfucker!

>> No.1628312

>>1628307
His wife; bangin hot.

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>> No.1628317

>>1628213

Seconded. Here's a picture of a dude looks a bit like Tony Blair copping a feel of her norks.

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>>1628317

D'oh, fogort pic.

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Her mum and dad aren't bad, either...

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>> No.1628394

>>1628379

She may not be able to write as well, but I bet Muriel Sparks can't get a cock that far down her throat. So in a way, Ms. Grey is the better author. And I don't care how good she is, I doubt Isabel Allende does double anal, so who's the waste of space now?

>> No.1628529

>>1628332
holy shit!

dad looks like an iguana, how did he produce this

>> No.1628555
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>>1628529

He thinks you look like a iguana, Paul. And he wants to rape your little girl. Tee hee.

>> No.1628572

>>1628332
>>1628529
>>1628555

>Implying Sophie Auster is an author

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No contest.

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>>1628572

I bet she gets a book deal before you do.

>> No.1628604

>>1628587
I came pretty close to giving you shit for posting the guy from District 9 in a "hot writers" thread

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>>1628604
>>1628604

Ye can just fok off, man.

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I have a feeling all this bitch needed was a fucking good shag to settle her down, so that faggot up at >>1628587 can fuck off back to district 9.

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>>1628643

see also

>>1628208
>>1628379
>>1628394

We did her already (and who hasn't, amirite?)

>> No.1628664

>>1628643

Just slit your own throat you FAGGOT.

>> No.1628695
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This competition is over.

Yeats and Rimbaud come in a close second and third, respectively.

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just imagine how much phony pussy this man got

>> No.1628710

>>1628307
i dont think tao is that bad

>> No.1628711

>>1628710
Autism, dude.

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>>1628711
>he makes fun of different people

>> No.1628719

>>1628695
looks like a little spitfire of an oldtimey lesbian tbh

not necessarily an insult

>>1628307
>>1628710
tao is cute

>> No.1628727

>>1628718
who?

>> No.1628730
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never drink to excess past the age of 23

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>>1628719
Bitch, is your hair naturally tousled?

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>>1628730

Why the fuck not? I can't see any harm in it.

>> No.1628750
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Le winner.

>> No.1628756

>>1628710
The people who I really respect lit wise who I've talked to about him actually end up wanting to read him. I think a lot of people here don't like how truthful he is about how he works (using Microsoft word find and replace for Richard Yates for example), and criticize him for reasons not too dissimilar to "The book didn't even have an ending".

I was biased against him due to his self promotion tactics at first, but now he seems pretty cool.

>> No.1628801

>(using Microsoft word find and replace for Richard Yates for example)

What does that mean? Is there a link you can post so I can read about this?

Surely all authors use search and replace now and again? (not a Tao Lin apologist by the way - I've only read his poetry, and I'm afraid I thought it was awful doggerel)

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Kafka.

>> No.1628853
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What a haircut

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>>1628853
and THAT is ought to be haircut?

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>>1628171
>>1628216
I'd totally go gay for Rimbaud too. Then I'd probably go gay for Camus.

If I had to go female, being the heterosexual that I am, I'd go Jhumba Lahiri. She's pretty cute for an Indian woman. Plus, you totally know she'd cook you a nice meal with curry and shit if you slept with her.

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>>1628882

>and shit if you slept with her.

Dirty bitch. I hope she'd at least wash the fucking sheets afterwards.

On a similar note, I reckon I wouldn't kick Arundhati Roy out of bed for eating parathas. And even if she can't cook, she's god heaps of lolly, so we could send out for some pizza or whatever.

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I win.

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>>1629062
not the best-looking guy, but he does have the most charismatic memorial statue

>> No.1629855

>>1629851
Locals call it "the fag on the crag."

>> No.1629859
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my competition entry as described by captcha: solida sucess

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>> No.1629867
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There is no debate.

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>> No.1629890

>>1629888
thoughts on Ice Cream: Mexi edition ?