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16279142 No.16279142 [Reply] [Original]

i thought it was a fart

>> No.16279237

>>16279142
Excellent, a bathroom poems thread.
I'll start:
Here I sit all broken-hearted/
tried to shit and only farted.
Then one day I took a chance/
tried to fart and shit my pants.

>> No.16279356

linky stinky lemon room
light the incense let my anal flower bloom
porcelain bowl full of life
solid, fluffy, gains of rice
no effort wasted for I ate my bread
salad greens and fiber are my colon's friend

>> No.16279388

>>16279237
When you're sittin' on the john,
and the toilet paper's gone,
be a man:
use your hand.

When you ask a Chinaman why he never takes bags when he walks his dog, what does he say?
Me Chinese, me no dumb, me stick cork up doggy's bum