For my friend brownbear, I came up with a new book chatup line.

[Sunhawk !nZQ2xl.g.6 No.1627770]

>girl is reading a book by Kafka

You: Hi
Her: Hello...?
You: I see you're reading Kafka.
Her: Sure!
You: You like Kafka, I like Kafka, I think we should be Franz.

[Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ No.1627782]

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1627789]

this one's pretty good Sunhawk hopefully i'll see a girl reading some Kafka.

something embarrassing happened at the bar last night with a girl. i'll tell you via greentext i think

[Anonymous No.1627792]

Fucking hell Sunhawk, this is perhaps even worse than your "LOOK HOW MANY BOOKS I'VE READ" threads.

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.1627796]

oh god, are you the sunhawk from gamefaqs?

get out of my life

[Tripster !!g4LVcAWnMMx No.1627800]

fucking this
>>1627792

[God Waitings !!nOIAlmFxka+ No.1627801]

>>1627782
fuck, now she's on /lit/

nowhere is safe

[Sunhawk !nZQ2xl.g.6 No.1627803]

I thought it was a good joke. :(

>implying I haven't gone full retard

[Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ No.1627810]

>You like Kafka, I like Kafka, I think we should be Franz.

[Sunhawk !nZQ2xl.g.6 No.1627814]

I don't actually like Kafka that much. I hated The Trial, and thought Amerika was so-so. Haven't read his other novel yet, although I own it.

[Anonymous No.1627822]

>>1627803
It was a good joke, Sunhawk. Some people here just don't have a sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.1627824]

>>1627814
>I hated The Trial
>makes stupid puns based just on the author's name

Another tripfag with shit taste, what a fucking surprise.

[Sunhawk !nZQ2xl.g.6 No.1627829]

Maybe. I dunno. It didn't make me laugh as much as brownbear's girl threads. I'm still jealous of his imaginary exploits, exciting as everyone finds them to be.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1627852]

>>1627824
>>1627824
>shit taste
pic related bro?
subjectivity my nigga, fucking learn it.

>>1627829
>>1627829
imaginary???

[Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva No.1627858]

>i love war of the worlds
>me too, have you read Moreau?
>yes i loved it!
>Wells maybe we should get together sometime

[Anonymous No.1627861]

People can have different preferences on things, but making baby level puns based on the author's name when you don't even like any of their works is just confirming your unrefined taste.

[Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva No.1627864]

>>1627861
>baby level puns
babies can't speak you dickwad

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1627865]

>>1627861
>>1627861
please explain how making a pun mnea soy uhave 'unrefined taste'
i will wait don't worry take your time

[Anonymous No.1627867]

>>1627864
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[Sunhawk !nZQ2xl.g.6 No.1627868]

>>1627861

>implying I said I didn't like any of his works

[Anonymous No.1627871]

>>1627865
Sorry I don't waste keystrokes on barely literate tripfags that don't even proofread their posts.

>>1627868
You don't like The Trial, Amerika was "so-so" and you haven't read "his other novel yet" (which you don't even know the name of, despite owning it) so that kind of narrows it down, huh.

[Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva No.1627874]

>>1627867
>>1627871
you asshole


how can there be a baby level if there is no baby that can set the bar?

[Anonymous No.1627879]

>>1627874
You tell me; you come off as pretty infantile and yet you and the rest of your butt buddies (seriously what is this, are you guys coordinating a coalition of retards via IRC or something) seem to be in approval of this sad attempt at humor.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1627881]

>>1627871
>>1627871
holy shit how the fuck did i type like that?
so you don't have an answer?
you just like to say things then back away when the more intelligent call you out on it?

seriously take a few minutes to formulate an argument, i'll wait for you

[Anonymous No.1627894]

>>1627881
>the more intelligent

That's rich coming from a tripfag that is unfamiliar with the concept of capitalization or other basic modes of grammar. To think you're on a board focused on literature too.

[Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva No.1627928]

>>1627879
>>1627894
just admit you were assploded

[:D !bnigGers.Q No.1627929]

>>1627770
what is this bullshit.. all those tripfags live in the same town??

Also, wtf why everyone looks like a fucking hipster scumbag

[Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ No.1627934]

>>1627929

That isn't actually so far from the truth.

[Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva No.1627936]

>>1627929

[Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ No.1627938]

>>1627879
>>1627894

Holy shit.... this guy... he got taken to town.... heh he is buttannihilated

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1627949]

>>1627894
>>1627894
it's okay to be butthurt bro
>literature =/= grammar&spelling
lololololol

[:D !bnigGers.Q No.1627958]

>/lit/ claims is the most intelligent board in 4chan

>see pic

>mfw

[Anonymous No.1627983]

>>1627949
Why am I going to take someone seriously when their ability to communicate is akin to a high schooler... oh wait.

>>1627928
>>1627938
It'd be cute witnessing your attempts to support your tripfag-in-arms if it wasn't so pathetic. It's literally all you people do with this board, other than post about the same books that are only relevant to you because you're currently discussing them in your English classes.

[Fabulous !!GXZe+d0RTva No.1628025]

>>1627983
>maturity is a virtue to him
just accept egotism as something trite