Complete the dialogue with mom and her daughter

[Anonymous No.16235927]

>...and let me introduce you to my daughter anon, watch out for her hehe, she's already after my job
>...
>well you'll be sitting next to her, so they'll be plenty of time for you to get to know each other

[Anonymous No.16235935]

>>16235927
BUILT

[Anonymous No.16235938]

>>16235927
Tf happened to her forehead

[Anonymous No.16235940]

That is some atrocious writing and picture.

[Anonymous No.16235944]

>>16235938
Just

[Anonymous No.16235950]

you're not schellingpilled anon
that's a very unironic cope seethe dilata

[Anonymous No.16235955]

>>16235938
she got a 5head to balance those MILKERS

[Anonymous No.16235959]

>>16235927
>sits down
"heh, hey... nice to meet you"
>adjusts lightning Mcqueen watch
"i could use a drink. After all its 5'o clock somewhere.. heh even though its currently 7PM....get it?"
>looks around for waiter
"hey let me get an arnold palmer...HAHAH just kidding ill have one moscow mule"
>turns to boss
"hey boss wanna join me in some of this mule fuel?"
>turns to daughter
"by how stiff your sitting i think you've had enough HAHAHA im just kidding i ordered mule fuel for the whole table!"
>checks phone, unlocks lock screen of toby maguire
"uhoh pary people i got a call from the Ms, better check in before i become like her breakfasts....burnt toast HAHA"
>get up and tucks in shirt whilst also adjusting penis to be held down by belt line
>leaves

[Anonymous No.16235970]

>>16235959
I have never read anything better in my life.

[Anonymous No.16235984]

>>16235959
kek

[Anonymous No.16235996]

>>16235959
Why didn't you say goodbye?

[Anonymous No.16236002]

>>16235927
Sit next to her, respond briefly and annoyed, spend the rest of the evening looking at my watch and starting in front of me, during the ride back home state I am happy its finally over.

[Anonymous No.16236075]

>>16235959
King

[Anonymous No.16236078]

smdh itt tbhwufam lmfao

[Anonymous No.16236083]

>>16235927
i explain to her why i dislike women while avoiding looking at her disgusting thot body and then leave without ordering anything

[Anonymous No.16236086]

>>16235959
Please write a book about this absolute God

[Anonymous No.16236099]

>>16235927
She looks frightening

[Anonymous No.16236121]

>>16235927
>he wasn't conditioned in early childhood to fake social competence for the benefit of the other person.
what are you, some kind of pussy?

[Anonymous No.16236134]

>>16235959
Genuinely hilarious

[Anonymous No.16236162]

>>16236121

[Anonymous No.16236241]

>>16236162
Ah. I see. Carry on then.

[Anonymous No.16236329]

>>16235927
> since i'm introverted i dont talk at all
> daughter sits in a really strange position with her feet on her neck
> katie: (sighs) uhm
> mom: omg katie ! this Nostradamus is, this Nostradamus is actually very very interesting, he actually predicted, he predicted 911
> katie: that's fake , that was the fake one, he didn't predict 911
> mom: he did! what he wrote in his book !
> katie: nope.
> katie: sighs: aaaah
> mom: ok here's this 911 prediction: in the year of the new century, in 9 months ... unintelligable.. the sky will become a great king of terror, the sky will burn in 45 degrees, fire approaches a great new city, in the city of new york there will be a great collapse, two tin brothers torn apart by chaos, while the fortress falls the great leader will uh..
> katie: that's the fake one, I know that one, that was fake !
> mom: no this ones real
> katie: that's the fake one !
> mom: this is the one that has been taken right out of the book
> mom and katie talking simultanously:
> mom : this is the fitting site you know
> katie: no that's the fake one
> once again they are taking turns in talking
> katie: (agitated) stop talking about 9/11 when i'm jerkin off. It's not right.

[Anonymous No.16236335]

>>16236002
Based, but state to whom?

[Anonymous No.16236342]

>>16236329
Woahh, I always new he predicted 9/11, but people just say Hitler.

[Anonymous No.16236378]

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[Anonymous No.16236468]

>>16235959
this nigga goofy af

[Anonymous No.16236547]

>>16236468
Rap music is dorky af nigger

[Anonymous No.16236584]

>>16235938
Aryan hairline

[Anonymous No.16236748]

>>16236329
I know where this is from...

[Anonymous No.16236751]

>>16235935
for me

[Anonymous No.16237155]

>>16235959
fucken lel

[Anonymous No.16237355]

>>16235927
>So do you ever let those babies breathe?

[Anonymous No.16237633]

IMAGINE SUCKIN ON THOSE TITTIES WHILE BRUISING SMACKS RAVAGE HER TOOSH CHEEKS AS YOU HOIST HER UP AND DOWN ON YOUR COCK AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.16238875]

>>16237633
I would rather make love to her