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16232621 No.16232621 [Reply] [Original]

>Ayo this whiteboy Dantès be going to jail n shieeet

>> No.16232650

>dey sent my boy to jail but he dindu nuffin he a good boy and villefort was a fuckin racis' oppressin' da black man n sheeiiit
>dats aight do, my nigga finna escape and fuck some white bitches

>> No.16232654

They didn't even base the doodle on the book. They based it on the shitty 2002 movie with the chesspiece fanfic shit. What the fuck.

>> No.16232667

>>16232654
kek, book was too long i guess

>> No.16232684

>>16232667
erybody know niggas cain't read

>> No.16233090
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>>16232654
Do you really expect midwit pseuds to have actually read Count of Monte Cristo? It's 1462 pages long. If it's not in movie form with dialogue written by Joss Whedon, normies literally cannot pay attention to it for longer than 2 minutes. Pic related is my stolen copy of this galaxy IQ literature.

>> No.16233102
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This is what I thought upon immediately seeing the thumbnail lol

>> No.16233110

>>16233102
much better

>> No.16233118

>>16233090
Despite being one of my favorite books, I'm sorry to say this, but it's literally midwit lit like almost every single 'adventure' novel out there.

>> No.16233124

>>16233118
What's midwit about it?

>> No.16233144

>>16233090
stephen king tier book.

>> No.16233164

>>16233090
>stolen
Return it.

>> No.16233301

>>16233164
Fuck no. The navy stole years of my life, I stole their books.

>> No.16233309

>story about an innocent man being imprisoned and then getting revenge on the rich white dudes that wronged him

I can't wait to see the inevitable black-led adaptation cause massive spergouts on here

>> No.16233332

>>16232621
let's say he was black, he was still a white supremacist, so blacks lose every fucking time.

>> No.16233465

>>16233332
Explain

>> No.16233579
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>>16232621
Is this the black science guy?

>> No.16233591

>>16233102
Fug, me too.

>> No.16233599

>>16232621
i thought this was spurdo from the thumbnail
fugggg :DDDDD

>> No.16233662

>>16233102
Dumbas ddddd:

>> No.16233702

>>16233309
Well it would be quite inappropriate, there are several plot points centred around how pale and white the count’s skin is. Several characters remark that he looks like a vampire

>> No.16233708

>>16232621
wtf they niggerified Dumas

>> No.16233719

>>16233301
basado

>> No.16233754

>>16233102
Wait, I'm confused now. Was Dumas black or finnish?

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>>16233708
They probably made him browner than he really was, but he was a quadroon. His father was technically born as a slave.

>> No.16233814

It’s quite sad really. Imagine being from a race with so little to be proud of that you have to do shit like this.

>> No.16233997

Noooooo my 18th century haryr potter author was black nooooooooo I can't this anymore, last month it was beethoven who was revealed to be black, now dumas

>> No.16234005

Blacks have to grasp onto anything because they've contributed nothing of substance to mankind.

>> No.16234017

>>16233813
No, he wasn't even a quadroon. One of his grandmothers was black; that's an octoroon.

There's no way in hell he would have that skin color. He had African facial features, but his skin was white.

>> No.16234027

French kangz

>> No.16234035

>>16233997
Everybody is black, you too anon. May you soon find out.

>> No.16234046

>>16233814
I sometimes think about about telling irl people that my great grandmother was black so I can get virtue points. Then they can't accuse me of raycism, right?

>> No.16234063

>>16234017
Retard he was a quarter black. He was quadroon

>> No.16234075

>>16234005
>>16233814
Don't worry about us we got plenty to be proud of

>> No.16234099

>>16234075
Not if you're black. You motherfuckers are cavemen. The most slavish race in history.

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>>16234005
>>16233814
>thinks blacks did the doodle

>> No.16234130

>>16234099
>Not if you're black.
You fucking wish
>most slavish race in history
Kek you living under a rock or something? Keep cpoing though

>> No.16234140

>>16234130
Did you mean to say that I wish you were black?

>> No.16234151

>>16234140
Learn to read

>> No.16234164

>>16234151
I said you have nothing to be proud of if you're black and you responded with "you fucking wish".

>> No.16234188

>>16234164
Are you so retarded that you can't understand my response?

>> No.16234213

>>16234188
Yeah I must be

>> No.16234268

literally looks like spurdo

>> No.16235017

>>16233708
he considered himself black i think, but then again he did so mostly to spite racists that tried to fuck with him, he wasn't that brown

>> No.16235033

>>16235017
Nietzsche called himself Polish for the same thing

>> No.16235067

WE WUZ

>> No.16235141

>>16235017
When push comes to shove no one likes living around black people or sending their kids to school with them. Especially white leftists. Nothing will ever change this. Ever.

>> No.16235395

>>16233702
They'll just guve him an afro and 70s clothings and dance moves and have people confuse him with Blackula.