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incredibly based and rare-pilled.

>> No.16161706

fake and gay

>> No.16161712
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I flirt by picking out the edgiest possible book in the store and then going up to the cute cashier and handing her the book. Usually they are offended enough to comment on my choice of purchase, and I strike up a conversation with her there that ends in me offering her to convince me/bring me into the mainstream fold of thinking over dinner.

>> No.16161725

>>16161695
i just stroke my chin while looking at the fattest, juiciest tomes of adult literary fiction around

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>>16161695
I flirt with mature cat ladies on Goodreads, works every time.

>> No.16161866

>>16161695
>talking to women

How tryhard

>> No.16161875

>>16161695
Out culture is becoming needlessly hostile to all but a very narrow cross-section of masculinity. Why would any man want to even try in a culture where a generalised and pervasive berating of men for everything under the sun is not only acceptable, but actively encouraged?

>> No.16161897

>>16161875
>why would you even try
Quit being such a bitch.

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>>16161810
>tfw you realize KN is only in her mid 30s
such bullshit. give me a legit 40+ yr old joi kino mommy.

>> No.16162048

>>16162005
looks like a 60 year old

>> No.16162106

>>16161695
>women shop at the bookstore he shops at
I stopped going to this small one with lots of excellent books for cheap because a girl there started talking to the cashier about
>the bible for spiritualists
>I'm actually a medium
>well I've always been psychic
and I don't want to have to put up with a place that I might run into people like that so I started going somewhere where I have never seen a single woman

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>>16162005

>> No.16162138

>16161875
Be the change you want to see.

>> No.16162145

>>16162005
>>16162129
Why are mature women so attractive to me, and girls my age so fucking boring to me? Am I just a pervert? Books for this feel?

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>>16162048
yes i hope so that's even better

>>16162145
no you are simply an uberchad

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>>16162145
This, maybe?

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>>16162005
Morina, she's in her late forties/early fifties i think

>> No.16162537

>>16161810
Does this really work though, anon? Should I make a GR account?

>> No.16162613

>>16162295
She is hot. I want her.

>> No.16162698

>>16161695
this is the kind of thing girls pretend happens to them

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>>16162145
Nothing wrong with that
>Books for this feel?
Cheri
Flesh & Blood by Pete Hamill
Love in Another Town

>> No.16163130

>>16162145
I'm the same. Girls my age disgust me

>> No.16163161

>>16161695
I have no desire to interact with the opposite sex but can masturbate 20 times per day, but do not notice at all if I don't masturbate.

>> No.16163259

>>16162145
How was your relationship with your mother?

>> No.16163263

>>16163259
I really fucking hate her.

>> No.16163267

>>16162158
>No Tampa

>> No.16163270

>>16163263
that's why you like milfs(if you really liked her that would also be why you like milfs because psychoanalysis is a fucking joke)

>> No.16163287

>>16163270
My mother also had me young (like 17), so she really seems more like a big sister than a mom, her incompetence aside. Maybe I want a real mommy :)

>> No.16163306

>>16163270
>(if you really liked her that would also be why you like milfs
yes, this is me

>> No.16163320

>>16162145
Perhaps you just want a mature personality to interact with.

>>16162295
Early 50s? This?
I look far younger

>> No.16163319

>>16162005
s-source?

>> No.16163851

>>16163320
>Butters will never make JOI vids

>> No.16163876

>>16161712
>Usually they are offended enough to comment on my choice of purchase
Cashiers are dead inside, lacks suspension of disbelief

>> No.16163884

>>16163270
Also hating your mom could make you go the opposite way and become a pedo

>> No.16163912

>>16163270
then which condition could make me love young girl?

>> No.16163923

>>16163912
>abused by milfs
>love your younger sister too much
>hate your younger sister too much
>have young love with a prime nymphet who tragically dies before maturing
Pick one

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>>16163884
Wrong, I love my mommy and I love my nymphettes.

>> No.16163995

>>16163966
Based. Me too.

>> No.16164071

>>16161875
why men think they are alpha for competing for awful ppl like women

>> No.16164080

>>16163966
baseed simps

>> No.16164530

>>16163966
Ultra based

>> No.16164583

>>16163270
>psychoanalysis is a fucking joke
Yeah that's why they made millions through advertising and business.