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i just realized that journaling is a cope for not having a wife to tell about your day.

>> No.16153008

Do you want your journal to never shut up though?

>> No.16153014

No it is for you to have a reference for when you write your memoirs for your descendant to read so they can know what their grand father was up to.

>> No.16153052

>>16153008
yes, i'm really lonely

>> No.16153220

transition and be my wife anon

>> No.16153240

>>16153052
>implying men with wives never feel lonely

>> No.16153252

>>16153014
>dear diary, today I smoked twelve joints and fapped to anime tiddies for six hours

My grandkids are gonna love it lol

>> No.16153255

>>16152997
>[I] just realized that frog posting is a cope for not having a life

>> No.16153259

>>16153240
all men feel lonely, anon

>> No.16153263

>>16153240
They’re not doing it right

>> No.16153265

>>16152997
I just realized a long time ago that the word "cope" is meaningless to me because I am not whiny sadfag.

>> No.16153286

>>16153265
COPE

>> No.16153311

>>16153286
He’s coped and continuing to cope quite well, evidently.
Seethe?

>> No.16153351

>>16153311
dilate

>> No.16153352

>>16153286
With what?

>> No.16153360
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>>16153351

>> No.16153384

>>16153255

>>16153263
How would you know? You are a middle aged lonesome hag who nobody loves and never will.

>> No.16153514
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16153514

>Captain's log
>/lit/ thread no
>>16152997
>OP is sucking dick again

>> No.16153608

>>16152997
Dumbass, it's just nice to look back on. It helps your memory to write signifigant events down too. My uncle has been married 25 years and he still keeps a diary.

>> No.16153713

>>16153608
>diary
lol, bet he's married to a boy

>> No.16153840

>>16152997
That depends on what you write in your journal, there’s things I write that I wouldn’t tell to a gf or wife.

>> No.16153890

>>16153252
>Wow grandpa really did fuck all
>Wait.. what's this?
>It says here in 2021 he found a quote-unquote lit waifu? What is that, dad?
>That would be your grandmother, son

>> No.16153891

>>16153713
He is married to a nice woman. They rode their motorcycles around the world together, built their house together and had 2 kids. He is possibly the most hetrosexual man alive.

>> No.16153913

>>16153891
I would rather fuck little boys than women desu

>> No.16153936

>>16153265
>he doesn't realize everything is a cope

oh NO NO NO

>> No.16153946

Never open up to women idiot. Express your feelings too much and they'll never see you the same way again.

>> No.16153951

>>16152997
XD

>> No.16153964

>>16153891
>They rode their motorcycles around the world
>only two kids
sounds like a typical male roastie. i bet they also blog about all this gay shit lmao. travel is gay as fuck and the guy isn't even pumping out kids, so obviously he's low test and thinks motorcycles will make up for that.

>> No.16153997

>>16153946
Not only that but they will throw it in your face the first chance you get. Even my mom did that to me all the time. Soul crushing bitch

>> No.16154152

>>16153964
He is very tech Illiterate. He's in his late 60's now. He's very cheerful and he has a calming, paternal manner. He looks trustworthy, and for good reason. He is a good man, 100 times more worthwhile and capable than you will ever be.
>>16153913
Based

>> No.16154343

>>16153946
I just learned this lesson the other day. I think in the future I'm not gonna actually open up to girls I like cos it doesn't end well. this shit sucks. connection is a lie.

>> No.16154345

>>16154152
nah he's definitely a faggot boomer and i mog him in every way.

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>>16154345
>Runs you over with his 1000 pound goldwing
Looks like the only thing you'll be "mogging" from now on is the dirt, kiddo

>> No.16154431

No it's not, talking to women sucks
I never talk to my gf about anything deeper than the things I did in a certain day, trying to go deeper than that you're essentially talking to yourself

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16154436

>>16152997

>> No.16154444

>>16154431
Let her go.
You don’t see her as anything but an object anyway

>> No.16154454

But my wife journals

>> No.16154478

>>16154444
Shut up bitch
She has other good qualities, but she's not gonna contribute to any discussion I want to have about why this dumb commie bitch on my pedophile anonymous website is a cunt

Your wife/gf does not need to be the person in your life that you intellectualize with, that's what friends (men) are for

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16154500

I talk to prostitutes about my feelings

>> No.16154550

>>16154500
/lit/ as fuck

>> No.16154565

>>16154478
If you say so.
If the dedication is strong enough, there need not be so much love. I take it back. Don’t really know you.

>> No.16154569

>>16153936
Is coping a cope?

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>>16154500
Best post I've read all year.

>> No.16154613

how can i beat up a journal though