Most comfy /lit/ jobs, have you taken the scholarship pill?

[Anonymous No.16139222]

Despite the fact that the most /lit/ jobs get discussed about once a month to great length, nobody has brought up the possibility of getting different diplomas and simply cashing in on performance based scholarships ad infinitum.

Is /lit/ just to retarded to get a good enough GPA or does it not work on in America? (I'm doing it in Europe)

[Anonymous No.16139235]

>>16139222
>to retarded

[Anonymous No.16139272]

[Anonymous No.16139291]

>>16139272
is there a bigger cope?

[Anonymous No.16139310]

>>16139272
Maybe his name is stupid.

[Anonymous No.16139313]

Brb gonna have my parents pay my way through life

[Anonymous No.16139325]

Could this work? What country are you doing that in? Collecting diplomas sounds like something i‘d enjoy.

[Anonymous No.16139326]

Didn't read the thread. Copy writing sucks.

[Anonymous No.16139346]

>>16139291
I once saw a guy who I went to school with post this on facebook (he was like the dumbest dude in our class). He had overwhelming support on his post, It was peak cope

[Anonymous No.16139357]

>>16139291
>>16139310
>>16139346

[Anonymous No.16139768]

>>16139325
I'm doing it in Austria/Germany. It works in most EU countries. Want to go to France next time.

[Anonymous No.16139778]

OP most scholarships are only for your first bachelors.

[Anonymous No.16139835]

I would love to go back to school, but I’m in too much debt from my first disastrous attempt at getting a degree. I really don’t think I have what it takes to succeed in an academic environment.

[Anonymous No.16139915]

>>16139778
Most EU-universities have a performance based scholarship where they are forced to pay you if you reach the required GPA.

Also, you can simply apply with your high-school diploma again. Nobody forces you to show your deegre if you don't want to.

[Anonymous No.16139921]

>>16139835
>student debt, but no degree

now that's what i call FAILURE!

[Anonymous No.16139965]

>>16139921
I got a degree. It just took me longer than four years to get it. I ended up hating what I studied and ha e been miserable since graduation.

[Anonymous No.16139992]

>>16139835
Might as well go all in at this point and forget about the debt. The only thing that would prevent this is if you are in default.

[Anonymous No.16140007]

>>16139346
Only cope here is you, midwit. Dumb dumb went to the school of hard knocks. You learned to regurgitate useless drivel. He is more valuable to a society than you will ever be.

[Anonymous No.16140013]

>>16139992
I have a co-signer that I don’t want to screw over. That’s pretty much the only thing keeping me in the rat race these days.
I still have a massive chip on my shoulder about my academic performance even though graduated years ago.

[Anonymous No.16140022]

>>16140013
Why don't you just pay off your debt quickly instead of buying 100s of cartoons on bluray or whatever

[Anonymous No.16140024]

>>16140007
Feels good to be on the 145+ end

[Anonymous No.16140026]

>>16139272
I don't get it. Is it insinuating retards are only retarded because other people tell them they are?

[Anonymous No.16140035]

>>16139222

Not many performance based scholarships at my uni

[Anonymous No.16140036]

>>16140022
I live with my parents and put 2/3 of my monthly paychecks into it. I’m in way too much debt to pay off in a reasonable amount of time.

[Anonymous No.16140039]

>>16140013
If you graduated, then there is nothing stopping you from solo signing for grad plus loans which put your undergraduate loan payment on hold indefinitely so long as you remain a student. You would help the cosigner out by going back to school.

[Anonymous No.16140043]

>>16139222
Based. Also sign up for SSDI.

PhD stipend + SSDI = more than waggie and better healthcare.

[Anonymous No.16140047]

You know you can open a tax except eduction fund for yourself right? It doesn't have to be your kid, lol. So open one up, pump that shit with gains, and then cash out at 30 and buy a luxury MBA from some place like NYU.

[Anonymous No.16140055]

>>16140043
Added benefit of being a greater net negative to societal contribution if tax dollars. You easily will cost society $10 million or more throughout your life time.

[Anonymous No.16140091]

>>16140039
I don’t think any decent grad school would take someone with my transcripts.

[Anonymous No.16140116]

>>16139222
If you are in Europe why don't you simply take a professorship?

[Anonymous No.16140158]

>>16140091
>decent
Just get the grad degree from some olumbian college and goof your way up the chain.

[Anonymous No.16140178]

Can I go to a university in EU with my shitty transcript? My undergrad GPA graduated was 2.7

[Anonymous No.16140219]

>>16139272
great jpg, anon. all these autists screaming cope will never understand.
>inb4 cringe, etc

[Anonymous No.16140481]

>>16140219
Only people who disagree are midwits.