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Serfie serfie till the terfie
Monk gets beef and gets real girthy
Serfie Serfie pay your tax
So monk can stay inside and 'lax

Serfie toils in the fields.
Monk is given half his yields.
His baron takes all of the rest.
"B-but I worked so hard and tried my best!"
He goes home to his haggard wife,
every day regrets his life.
The plague comes, his family die
Goes out next day to harvest rye
He works all day and through the night,
but still succumbs to the hated blight.
He lays there dying, pale and scabby,
While monk is safe inside the abbey.

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>>16130873
Monky monky fat and chunky
Sven gets poon and shoots his spunky
Monky monky can't fight back
Sven takes gold and beef and crack

Monk indoors, all day he spends
Monky's nuns are holes for Svens
Fasts all day and flogs all night
Say thanks, Monky, for this smite

Monky monky brews his beer
Sees Sven coming, runs in fear
Sven will drink and set his sail
But not until he hears Monk wail

>> No.16130967

>>16130873
Based
9\10

>> No.16131076
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>>16130873
Too much talking too little writing

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>>16130873
Hello. This is your Abbot. Have you done your Ora et Labora? If not, you will need to fast from chicken.

>> No.16133157

You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin' lord the grain. Your fucking children, you've had 15 children. You've never taken a bath. You've literally never. washed. your. penis. You've never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke's army.

Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can't read. You don't know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don't know shit. You literally probably don't even know what the direction 'left' is. I'm sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I've been to the Renaissance Fair. I've eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call 'bitch beaters', which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.

>> No.16133198

>>16131076
Anyone have the thread where a guy showed more of these? Pretty sure quite a few swore as well like "oh fuck this book!" or something along those lines.

>> No.16133269

>>16130873
>flatulence exploded into words

>> No.16133416

>>16133157
>I've eaten a large turkey wing
Those are legs.