How do we make Christianity Great Again?

[Anonymous No.16125262]

[Anonymous No.16125278]

>>16125262
feed the poor

[Anonymous No.16125280]

>>16125278
As low T as you can get. Jesus wasn't a cuck. We need to get rid of the Jews and start another Crusade

[Anonymous No.16125281]

>>16125262
Get a war pope who declares a Crusade on the holy land.

[Anonymous No.16125286]

You're going to make it great again with stale memes.

[Anonymous No.16125287]

>>16125262
Not all angels are described as looking the same way in the Bible. Some Biblical angels do just look like people

[Anonymous No.16125318]

Make a hip hop musical version of the bible

[Anonymous No.16125321]

>>16125280
based

[Anonymous No.16125346]

>>16125262
Take all the kids in school up to age 14 and have them spend all day listening to real stories, history, and bible readings instead of YA crap, discuss it with their teachers and with themselves, writing and learning rhetoric, and engaging in physical activities and work. Very basic math mainly focused on logic, no science, just discussion and play and simple work (chores) until they hit puberty.

Then when they hit 14 they go to school and POWER through mathematics through to basic calculus, and introductory basic sciences. At 20 they pick a subject to specialize in and learn it inside and out.

What does this have to do with Christianity? Kids now can't understand Christian philosophy because all the time that should be spent teaching them reason, social skills, and thinking, when they're still developing their minds and learning things, is wasted teaching them simple facts. !Science!-types justify this by saying basic sciences teach reasoning, but that's a lie. No one learns reasoning from basic science, they learn reasoning from the act of reasoning. Reason should be taught first, through analysis of stories children will learn and begin to know, and analyzing those stories and understanding them, seeing them as a foundation. People then confuse the principles of scientific analysis, which is about extrapolating conclusions for industrial planning, to philosophy, which is about deriving culturally-significant moral frameworks from axioms. So you get atheists all over the place because people never develop the capacity to discuss moral frameworks, only materialist analysis.

Teach kids reasoning and have them learn by talking about stories and they'll actually develop the capacity to think. You can't do this by forcing them to read crap books. Sit them down and read them stories about things. Teach them to write about what they hear. Discuss the things together the next day and have them read what they wrote. Now they learn how to reason. You spend all your time doing that, and the kids will hit puberty with the reasoning capacity of your average college student today, and none of it has been confused with scientific analysis so there's less untying to do later. Then all you have to do is discuss Christianity with them and even if they disagree they're disagreeing for real reasons and not just "Muh sky fairy".

[Anonymous No.16125360]

>If you want to discuss history, religion, or the humanities, go to /his/.
Do rules not matter here in /lit/?

[Anonymous No.16125371]

>>16125280
>Jesus wasn't a cuck
Yes he was.
>inb4 that one time when he had a hissy fit and overturned a few tables

[Anonymous No.16125376]

>>16125262
GNOSTICISM

[Anonymous No.16125377]

>>16125360
The jannies seem to be running an experiment of doing absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.16125378]

>>16125376
pagan lies

[Anonymous No.16125383]

>>16125346
>real stories, history, and bible readings i
like?

[Anonymous No.16125389]

>>16125378
Gospel of thomas written before gospels

Gnosticism is the hidden teachings of jesus

The real religion

everyone knows it secrelty

irrefutable

[Anonymous No.16125406]

>>16125262

Why did you save such a tiny picture?

[Anonymous No.16125415]

>>16125262
Have you tried reading the Bible, praying, and going to church?

[Anonymous No.16125439]

>>16125280
You are not a Christian, meaningless stupid violence has nothing to do with what Jesus said but sacrificing your material self for another man has. Go and jack off to your power-fantasies elsewhere.

To be a true Christian is to be a ‘cuck’, get over it and get off your egotism.

[Anonymous No.16125445]

>>16125439
>another man
The way I put it sounds a bit gay, *for other people

[Anonymous No.16125455]

>>16125371
Nothing wrong with being a ‘cuck’ in the sense you are speaking off, caring what /pol/ thinks of you over your religion and morality is another form of being ‘cucked’ and spooked

[Anonymous No.16125456]

>>16125280
>>16125439
You're both wrong.

Feed the poor.
Sell your cloak.

There is no contradiction here.

[Anonymous No.16125477]

>>16125371
Nothing wrong with being a ‘cuck’ in the sense you are speaking of, caring what /pol/ thinks of you over your religion and morality is another form of being ‘cucked’ and spooked

[Anonymous No.16125488]

>>16125280
We don’t need a crusade, we need to drive out the merchants en-masse.

[Anonymous No.16125493]

Reading all Biblical lore makes Satan into a fucking chump.

First of all, he was never anything more than a mid-ranking executive, essentially. A Cherub, that is not even the highest rank of angel, which are Seraphs, or "Burning Ones".

Seraphs literally guard God's throne. They are, in essence, the most powerful beings in creation next to God himself. They would annihilate the devil with the greatest of ease.

Really kind of puts into perspective what a joke Satan's rebellion is.

[Anonymous No.16125513]

>>16125488
I am so tired of racism, in the name of Jesus Christ, shut up and let us contemplate on God in peace.

[Anonymous No.16125556]

>>16125513
Contemplate all you like in Heaven.
A earthly world still contains earthly concerns.

Further, God and volk are not mutually exclusive values. Merchants threaten both, though you see it not. You will, in time.

[Anonymous No.16125580]

>>16125262
ask /x/ not /lit/ - literature
your holy book is no more on topic here than a catalogue of stamps

[Anonymous No.16125590]

>>16125556
>volk
do fuck off

[Anonymous No.16125605]

>>16125262
How about posting a decent sized image on an IMAGE BOARD???

[Anonymous No.16125612]

>>16125262
reconcile with nitch

[Anonymous No.16125640]

>>16125278
Total psyop by the Demiurge to keep you attached. Yeah you'll feed them alright.... for the next 20 life-times. Teach the poor about the food of divine knowledge, and they shall be nourished in spirit

[Anonymous No.16125735]

>>16125493
The most powerful are the archangels, Michael, Gabriel, Raphael and (sometimes) Uriel.

[Anonymous No.16125769]

>>16125262
embrace the fact you're living in a secular society, return to the catacombs, be the Church of the Roman Empire, read the Church Fathers

[Anonymous No.16125890]

>>16125580
Depends on the angle he is taking. If he’s talking about the bible from a metaphorical/literary angle then it’s /lit/, but if it’s a literal purely supernatural angle then it’s /x/

[Anonymous No.16125891]

>>16125278
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.16126192]

>>16125262
OMFG HAHAHAHA ANGELS ARE JUST LIKE LOVECRAAAAAFT SO SPOOOKKY!!!!

[Anonymous No.16126243]

What's with these angel posts the last couple months.
It's like one person was amazed by what angels look like and now can't stop posting about it.

[Anonymous No.16126249]

>>16125280
>Start Crusade
>Secure Jerusalem
>Wipe out other faiths with convert or die edict
>following world religion establishment, formally abolish currency, credit system, banks, and other Sanhedrin fictions
>organize multiracial Catholic elect into agrarian communes
>Workers' Soviets lead by Bishops
>Diplomacy through the Deacon
>Monastery schools
>Barter economy through Christian ethics
>Mass Asceticism, rejection of pure natalism in favor of spiritual enlightenment
>different races meld into a roughly Semitic-looking pre-Babel monoculture
>2nd Coming kicks off
>everyone ascends to paradise with counter-revolutionary atheists, race nationalists, and subversives left behind

Jesuits were right.

[Anonymous No.16126300]

>>16125318
Yeezus Christ Niggastar

[Anonymous No.16126304]

>>16126192
>ing I should read before Kant?
based

[Anonymous No.16126320]

>>16125262
Personally, I'd start by using an American political slogan. That will guarantee nothing but the highest quality of conversation on the topic. The next thing I'd do is I'd use the chad/virgin meme, so people know that I'm not only serious on the topic, but also willing to engage openly and honestly. Lastly, I'd contribute absolutely nothing other than this shitty title and picture, because I want people to know I have plenty to say on the subject and am willing to contribute.

[Anonymous No.16126326]

>>16125280
Jesus was a Jew, you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.16126464]

>>16126326
jews are white

[Anonymous No.16126518]

>>16125262
Stop posting memes and start going outside talking to people.

[Anonymous No.16126648]

>>16125262
How do we make /lit/ about literature again? This certainly isn't a thread about books.

[Anonymous No.16126672]

>>16125376
Yeah, a more cucked version is certain to work lol

[Anonymous No.16127242]

>>16125735
They aren't, actually. They're just high ranking angels who are more tied to humanity.

[Anonymous No.16127460]

>>16127242
From purely biblical knowledge we can assume the archangels are the most powerful, as the Archangel St. Michael rules the armies of heaven. It isn't until the 5th century that the most known hierarchy of angels is recorded in the De Coelesti Hierarchia, which was later adopted by other influential Christian theologians like Thomas of Aquinas.

[Anonymous No.16127472]

>certain players online is desperately trying to push Christianity on us
I wonder why that is... Pay up, goyim.

[Anonymous No.16127485]

>>16125287
the eye-wheel meme is for sub 80 iq guys that cant recognize metaphor

[Anonymous No.16127491]

>>16125262
I'm pretty sure the "Westernized" angel is actually the pre-Christian Roman angel. (Yes, they had angels too.)

[Anonymous No.16127512]

>>16125371
> sell your cloak and buy a sword

[Anonymous No.16127530]

>>16126326
Judaism is an explicit reaction to Christ, you stupid dumb fuck. There were no Jews before Jesus.

[Anonymous No.16127899]

>>16125278
that would cause the opposite desu

[Anonymous No.16127948]

Abolish Vatican II

[Anonymous No.16128023]

Christ is forever great. There's nothing to make 'great again'. Where we fail to genuinely love Him, then we pay the toll of that.