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>be in bookstore
>throw all Hegel books in the trash

>> No.16104886
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16104886

>be in bookstore
>put all religious texts in the fiction section

>> No.16104903
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16104903

>be in bookstore
>search for erotic magazines or erotic art books

>> No.16104990

>>16104868
Dangerously based

>> No.16105004
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>>16104868
Do you still think sideswiped dyke haircuts and windowpane check slimfit jackets are the height of cool? Is that you, Ellen?

>> No.16105013

>>16104868
Based.

>> No.16105144
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16105144

>be in bookstore
>punch everyone in the audiobook section

>> No.16105206
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>>16104886

>> No.16105217
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16105217

>be in bookstore
>cum in the books

>> No.16105221

>>16105004
Kek

>> No.16105226
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>>16105217
>be in bookstore
>lick the cum

>> No.16105235

>>16105004
That's supposed to be Slayer from Guilty Gear old man

>> No.16105409
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>>16104868
>throw all Hegel books in the trash
>they all show up on my kitchen table when I get home

>> No.16105439
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>>16104868
>leaf through books
>use store wifi to download them to my e-reader
>one book i cant find
>read a few chapters and put it back on the wrong shelf so no one will buy it before i finish

>> No.16105443

>>16105235
Don't you have subreddit to be in?

>> No.16105457

>>16105443
>NOOO I ONLY DO MATURE THINGS FOR MATURE PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF LIKE READING PHILOSOPHY

Grow up kid

>> No.16105460
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16105460

>be in bookstore
>start up my james cameron action kino on max volume instead of reading all that shit

>> No.16105823

>>16105235
>Slayer from Guilty Gear
OP is a spic weeaboo confirmed.

>> No.16105862

>>16105457
>All insults have to be age related.
>t. Cringe junior in state school.

>> No.16105876

>>16105235
The haircut still sucks weeb bitch.

>> No.16105925
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>>16105460
>be me
>at a convenience store today buying an organic juice
>some white trash asshole blaring Sepultura through their pocket
>look around, can't figure out who it is
>leave store
>still hearing Beneath the Remains
>scumbag is following me
>look around, scumbag no where to be seen
>look down for source of sound
>mfw the muffled sound is coming from my pocket
>mfw when I realise I'm the white trash asshole
>mfw don't turn it off, take off shirt and keep strolling
>Feels good

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16106440

>interact with prententious pricks.
>make an argumentum ad nonsensé.
>"for obvious reasons :^)"
>everyone acts like they understand it.
>can't argument against it.

>> No.16106493

>>16105206
isa joke dude, dont die

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>>16105226
>be in bookstore

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16106976

>be a bookstore
>someone comes in and rearranges my books
>i dont like it

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>>16106976

>> No.16107034

>be in bookstore
>build nest of self help books
>never leave

>> No.16107200

>>16105206
lmao its like you foam at the mouth

>> No.16107285

>>16104903
this is the creepiest meme i've ever seen

>> No.16107976

>>16107034
Kek

>> No.16108009

>>16105409
You cant escape the absolute

>> No.16108025

>>16104903
Those eyes, I've seen them before.

>>16105144
Just imagine this guy punching you.

>> No.16108033

>go to bookstore as kid
>hide every book I want to buy underneath the shelf's because I want to come back for them
It was quite the stack.

>> No.16109605

>>16105409
kekked