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1609265 No.1609265 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /lit/eratures. I don't know where to go about this but I would like you do me a favour by making up a little love poem to the girl I love. I want to post this to her wall before she wakes up. I would like it to end with something like have a good day.

Millions and millions of thanks and regards /lit/. I love you!

>> No.1609271
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>> No.1609278
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Forget a shitty poem.
Do this.

>> No.1609283

You want to post a (fraudulently) personal poem on you girlfriends wall? Haven't you any shame? At least send it as a PM ffs

>> No.1609284

>>1609278
That won't do we don't live together.
Can some kind Shakespeare save me from this tragedy?

>> No.1609290

http://www.links2love.com/poem_generator.htm


Your skin glows like the Banana, blossoms Moist as the Rose in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your Harmonica voice and leaps like a Whale at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great Robin wing.
I am comforted by your Scarf that I carry into the twilight of Orificebeams and hold next to my Toes.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of Apple Juice.
As my Lips falls from my Socks, it reminds me of your Rock.
In the quiet, I listen for the last Shriek of the day.
My heated Nose leaps to my Bow Tie. I wait in the moonlight for your secret Horse so that we may Sodimize as one, Nose to Nose, in search of the magnificient Aqua and mystical Turtle of love.

>> No.1609292

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Chocolate is sweet
I want to put my penis in your vagina

>> No.1609299

>>1609290
Thankyou I will make a few changes to it.

>> No.1609309

In the morning, out I put
Milk for the pussens "Mrkgnao!", she struts
Towards the saucer, laps it up
Lappy lap lap, lappity lup.

In the morning, the coffee I make
With bacon and eggs, before you awake.
I hand you the plate, all warmed up
Havey a goody day, lovey-pup.

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>>1609290

How does one sodomize nose to nose?

>> No.1609332

>>1609326
First, you need some yoga.