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[Anonymous No.16089056]

ITT: Your favourite quotes by authors

[Anonymous No.16089061]

i want niggers to shit in my mouth

[Anonymous No.16089065]

author of mein kampf

[Anonymous No.16089066]

>>16089061
uhhhhhh
what author said that?

[Anonymous No.16089069]

>>16089065
Did he actually say this?

[Anonymous No.16089074]

The Evola one about negro cum

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>>16089056
I don't think what's the problem with this? If he wants to marry a used up cum-rag, good for him.

[Anonymous No.16089085]

>>16089069
he wrote it in some edgy letter.
i can't remember all the details, but if you speak german you should be able to find it easily online.

[Anonymous No.16089465]

>>16089056
How many underage fans do you think he's banged?

[Anonymous No.16089522]

>Just as the Bradys were getting locked in jail, Lara randomly asked me, “Have you ever gotten a blowjob?”
>“Um, that’s out of the blue,” I said.
>“The blue?”
>“Like, you know, out of left field.”
>“Left field?”
>“Like, in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. I mean, what made you think of that?”
>“I’ve just never geeven one,” she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen. I thought I would explode. I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy all of the sudden...
>“No,” I said. “I never have.”
>“Think it would be fun?”
>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! “Um. yeah. I mean, you don’t have to.”
>“I think I want to,” she said, and we kissed a little, and then. And then with me sitting watching The Brady Bunch, watching Marcia Marcia Marcia up to her Brady antics, Lara unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.
>“Wow,” she said.
>“What?”
>She looked up at me, but didn’t move, her face nanometers away from my penis. “It’s weird.”
>“What do you mean weird?”
>“Just beeg, I guess.”
>I could live with that kind of weird. And then she wrapped her hand around it and put it into her mouth.
>And waited.
>We were both very still. She did not move a muscle in her body, and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen, but I wasn’t quite sure what.
>She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.
>And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
>“Should I do sometheeng?”
>“Um. I don’t know,” I said. Everything I’d learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn’t that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
>“Should I, like, bite?”
>“Don’t bite! I mean, I don’t think. I think—I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don’t know if there’s something else.”
>“I mean, you deedn’t—”
>“Um. Maybe we should ask Alaska.”
>So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
>Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, “So, want to do some homework?”

[Anonymous No.16089537]

>>16089074
Wat

[Anonymous No.16089543]

>>16089066
Author of a famous generation defining novel My Diary Desu

[Anonymous No.16089546]

>>16089465
hi. Just to let you know, I consider this libel.
I think it would be best for you to apologise.

-John

[Anonymous No.16089579]

>>16089546
hi. Just to let you know, I want niggers to shit in my mouth.

-Anon

[Anonymous No.16089615]

>>16089522
Never read his books but I honestly can't tell

[Anonymous No.16089736]

[Anonymous No.16089872]

>>16089522
This can't be real

[Anonymous No.16089877]

>>16089522
he definitely typed this with one hand down his pants

[Anonymous No.16089923]

>>16089522
Vile in every way.

[今晚打老虎 No.16090081]

>>16089522
im pretty sure its real. i remember the scene. cannot confirm if this is verbatim word-for-word though.
i unironically believe that this scene does add to the story. its a pseudo coming-of-age story. exploring the awkwardness of one's first sexual contact (specifically, in the context of a "only later did i realize i wasnt romantically interested in Lara) fits the themes of the book. its part of the reason why, despite it being a blowjob involving the narrator and Lara, Alaska somehow keeps butting in.
>GODAMN IT, I TRULY DID ENJOY KEK GREEN'S LOOKING FOR ALASKA

[Anonymous No.16091209]

>>16089522
This guy is vile, no wonder he's a major shitlib