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>one shot at uni
>didn't study philosophy
FUCK why did I have to fall for the stem meme?

>> No.16062186

>>16062180
>study philosophy
you either live philosophy or you are a fat bourgeois larper

>> No.16062195

>>16062186
>fat bourgeois larper
i'm a wageslave

>> No.16062205 [DELETED] 

>>16062180
I study history because it is easy. My government pays for my tuition and my parents pay for my living expenses. Meanwhile I write all of my essays the night before they are due, get the same marks as females who spent weeks on theirs, then spend my free time doing what I wish.

I'm a modern day aristocrat.

>> No.16062267

>>16062180
op you should have done>>16062205
you can basically make your core history classes center around philosophy anyways, but you wont have to sell your soul going super in depth and you have the extra benigit of not having a useless degree outside of becoming a phil teacher. his degrees tend to lead to government teaching or administration roles.

>> No.16062273

>>16062180
You did good, anon.

>> No.16062277

Could've been worse. I chose sociology as my minor instead of linguistics.

>> No.16062281

>>16062205
Same experience with studying psychology, some blocks I'm only studying one day a week. It's a good life.

>> No.16062287
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16062287

>>16062180
heh well i chose uuuh oh yea i didn't go to uni

>> No.16062310

>>16062205
based

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16062491

>>16062180
>there are anons here who are STILL in college
also Mathematics or GTFO

>> No.16062499

>>16062180
read kierkegaard faggot. >>16062273 is right.

>> No.16062538

>>16062491
>major in math
>become novelist

>> No.16062593
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16062593

>do stem for 1 year
>drop out and do nothing for a year
>do different stem course for a year
>drop out again
>40k debt
>no job/experience

>> No.16062625

You only get ONE SHOT
DO NOT miss your chance to blow me

>> No.16062635

>>16062180
>>one shot at uni

Haha! But uni is free, anon :)

>> No.16062638 [DELETED] 

>>16062593
Why do Americans do this? If the state weren't paying for my tuition, I would either be living with my parents or on welfare rn.

>> No.16062644

>>16062638
i'm australian, the reaction image is my reaction but as a kangaroo

>> No.16062692

>>16062635
>Haha! But uni is free, anon :)
unless you are retard who didn't learn anything in high school

>> No.16062831

>>16062180
>one shot at uni
>double majored in history and politics

feels good anon

>> No.16062864

>>16062186
I'm actually skinnyfat

>> No.16062934

philosophy is for faggots

>> No.16062956

>>16062205
Same except I study philosophy and our government pays living expenses too

>> No.16062981

I know more about philosophy than most phil undergrads lol. How old are you, 18?

>> No.16063054

>>16062205
Same, but I study literature

>> No.16063080

>>16062205
Based. He is just like me..

>> No.16063097

>>16062981
0
and what will estimed entity such as yourself answer to this answer hehe

>> No.16063112

>>16062180
Damn it sure sucks you didn't get that Mickey Mouse degree.

Think of all the books you could read with all of your [no money and minimum wage hours].

Truly that would be freedom.

>> No.16063213

>>16062205
god i wish that was me

>> No.16063303

>>16062644
At least you're swole... Right, anon?

>> No.16063353

>>16062180
Tell me one useful thing you get out of philosophy that wasn't already obvious

>> No.16063362

>>16063303
i have 10kg of body fat more than i should have and i have no muscle mass. i look good with clothes on because i have god tier genes for fat distribution but i don't want anyone to see me naked

>> No.16063486

>>16062180
>Didn't take comp-sci/info tech
I'm making bank, loving my job, and more than enough spare time to engage in my interests. You done fucked up, OP.

>> No.16063542

>>16062205
This was me until I graduated. Now i'm a comfy NEET

>> No.16063554 [DELETED] 

>>16063486
>I'm making bank
No formulation of words has ever, prior to this, made it more clear that the "person" whose post I am reading is in fact a Non Player Character.

>> No.16063567

>>16062180
>One shot

You can go back retard

>> No.16063578

>>16063554
Get out of here pseud

>> No.16063583

>>16062267
>a useless degree outside
Philosophy beats all other disciplines in the humanities in terms of income and employment stats :)

>> No.16063602

>>16063583
The best of absolute shit

>> No.16063786

>>16062205
Incredible. If you actually tried you might do something worth posting about

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16063798

>>16063554
Lol peak cope

>> No.16063801

>>16062180
im taking a fluid mechanics final in 40 minutes. I feel like im gonna puke. fuck

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16063855

>In College for 2 semesters in english lit
>Actually didn't go there, just wasted time
This semester I'll actually go, can't risk my parents finding out...

>> No.16063985

>>16063801
You'll nail it, anon. Don't stress.

>> No.16065030

>>16063985
it's over... I think I might have pulled it off. I still have a crazy knot in my stomach though, I need a drink.