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Mr. Pig and Mr. Dog were hanging out at the food court of the animal shopping mall. Mr. Pig was eating a huge feast of pizza and drinking a large jug of fruit punch and Mr. Dog was watching him eat. "Hey, Mr. Pig. If you give me a slice of your pizza, I'll let you have the next bone I find." Mr. Pig declined, even though it hurt his stomach to eat the last three slices of pizza. "I'm sorry, Mr. Dog," Mr. Pig said, "but I paid for this pizza and it's all mine." Mr. Dog sighed and waited for Mr. Pig to finish, and then they left the animal mall together. On the way out, a hunter spotted them and gave chase. Mr. Pig normally could have escaped the hunter but since he was weighed down by such a large meal, Mr. Pig collapsed and the hunter killed him. Mr. Dog easily escaped. Later that night while returning to the scene, Mr. Dog caught the scent of something delicious and began digging around a trash can. He found a large ham bone with lots of meat and marrow still stuck to the bone. Mr. Dog happily ate.

>> No.16059884

>>16059866
Mr. Pig is a jew.

>> No.16059976
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16059976

Mr. Dog is the Overman.

>> No.16060124

>>16059976
mr pig is a fucking dumbass fascist fucking fuck i fucking hate you fucking simp ass motherfucking cuck i fucking hate politics

>> No.16060475

mr. pig neglected the potential dangers for immediate pleasures.
reminds me of people who dream about disaster scenarios just so they can prove their time spent on fitness was not in vain.

>> No.16060932

The depth of worldbuilding in this piece is astounding. Non-human animals have their own capitalist society, complete with shopping malls. Different species are friends with one another. Human hunters exist in this society and shoot and kill the animals, despite them being sentient beings, and not even traditional wildlife. It appears to only be for sport, as Mr. Pig's remains are disposed of in a public trash can; clearly this is not even a crime, for the hunters made no effort to hide the corpse. Despite their supposed friendship, Mr. Dog has no moral qualms about consuming Mr. Pig's flesh.

Mr. Pig's consumption of pizza begs the question, did the pizza contain pepperoni? This fascinating question drives the heart of the story.